Saturday, November 19, 2005

When The Going Gets Tough, The Tough Guys Go To China?

It is axiomatic for second-term presidents to hightail it out of the country. The chickens came home to roost for Dutch, The Trickster, and now Dub. From Iran-Contra to Plamegate, the POTUS becomes a prophet without a country in the second term. Hence, the adoption of the world statesman persona. With Dub, that dog won't hunt. Dumb sumbitch can't even pronounce "nuclear." What's he going to do with Japanese and Chinese? "Give me one from Column A and one from Column B, Dude-san." I'd give anything for an Ugly American; we have a Stupid American. If this is (fair & balanced) veracity, so be it.

Copyright © 2005 The New Orleans Times-Picayune













[x New Orleans Fishwrap]
For two decades, political cartoonist Steve Kelley has devoted his attention to public officials the way the radiator grille of a tractor-trailer might devote its attention to June bugs. He has delighted readers by consistently consigning office-holders to the one fate they fear most: that of not being taken seriously.

An honors graduate from Dartmouth College, Kelley spent two decades as a political cartoonist for The San Diego Union-Tribune. In 2002, he moved to The Times-Picayune in New Orleans.

"I tend to limit my cartoons to two subjects," Kelley confesses. "Politics and stuff people actually care about."

His work has won dozens of awards, including six first-place finishes from the California Newspaper Publishers Association. In 2001, he won first-place awards from the CNPA, the Los Angeles Press Club and the Best of the West competition. That same year, he also won the National Headliner Award.

Kelley offers a characteristically oblique insight about having his editorial cartoon distributed nationally: "Syndication is such a godsend. Without it, I'd have no way to infuriate the people of Wahpeton, North Dakota."

The Virginia native is a popular speaker and humorist. A veteran of seven appearances on The Tonight Show, Kelley gives much of his time and talent to charity. Funny Money, which he co-created, has provided funding for the San Diego Child Abuse Prevention Foundation for seven consecutive years. In 2001, he started 1,000 Laughs for 1,000 Smiles to raise money to fund reconstructive surgery for children in Mexico.

Kelley is the father of a young son, Hayden, about whom he brags without regard to the listener's interest.


Copyright © 2005 The New Orleans Times-Picayune


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Incurious George

One trait that my students at the Collegium Excellens consistently shared was a lack of curiosity. The students were from Pluto and I was from Neptune. Suffice it to say that my classroom was always fraught with tension. Most of my so-called colleagues just came into the room and babbled for the class period. The Great Evasion for both teachers and students provided a comfort zone that evaporated very quickly in my classroom. This battle raged for 32 years. Finally, I succumbed to battle fatigue. If this is a (fair & balanced) confession, so be it.

[x The (Raleigh) News & Observer]
Lack of curiosity is curious
By J. Peder Zane, Staff Writer

Over dinner a few weeks ago, the novelist Lawrence Naumoff told a troubling story. He asked students in his introduction to creative writing course at UNC-Chapel Hill if they had read Jack Kerouac. Nobody raised a hand. Then he asked if anyone had ever heard of Jack Kerouac. More blank expressions. Naumoff began describing the legend of the literary wild man. One student offered that he had a teacher who was just as crazy. Naumoff asked the professor's name. The student said he didn't know. Naumoff then asked this oblivious scholar, "Do you know my name?"

After a long pause, the young man replied, "No."

"I guess I've always known that many students are just taking my course to get a requirement out of the way," Naumoff said. "But it was disheartening to see that some couldn't even go to the trouble of finding out the name of the person teaching the course."

The floodgates were opened and the other UNC professors at the dinner began sharing their own dispiriting stories about the troubling state of curiosity on campus. Their experiences echoed the complaints voiced by many of my book reviewers who teach at some of the nation's best schools.

All of them have noted that such ignorance isn't new -- students have always possessed far less knowledge than they should, or think they have. But in the past, ignorance tended to be a source of shame and motivation. Students were far more likely to be troubled by not-knowing, far more eager to fill such gaps by learning. As one of my reviewers, Stanley Trachtenberg, once said, "It's not that they don't know, it's that they don't care about what they don't know."

This lack of curiosity is especially disturbing because it infects our broader culture. Unfortunately, it seems both inevitable and incurable.

In our increasingly complex world, the amount of information required to master any particular discipline -- e.g. computers, life insurance, medicine -- has expanded geometrically. We are forced to become specialists, people who know more and more about less and less.

Add to this two other factors: the mind-set that puts work at the center of American life and the deep fear spawned by the rise of globalization and other free market approaches that have turned job security into an anachronism. In this frightening new world, students do not turn to universities for mind expansion but vocational training. In the parlance of journalism, they want news they can use.

Upon graduation, they must devote ever more energy to mastering the floods of information that might help them keep their wobbly jobs. Crunched, they have little time to learn about far-flung subjects.

The narrowcasting of our lives is writ large in our culture. Faced with a near infinite range of knowledge, the Internet slices and dices it all into highly specialized niches that provide mountainous details about the slightest molehills. It is no wonder that the last mainstream outlet of general knowledge, the daily newspaper, is suffering declining readership. When people only care about what they care about, their desire to know something more, something new, evaporates like the morning dew.

Here's where it gets really interesting. In comforting response to these exigencies, our culture gives us a pass, downplaying the importance of knowledge, culture, history and tradition. Not too long ago, students might have been embarrassed to admit they'd never heard of Jack Kerouac. Now they're permitted to say "whatever."

When was the last time you met anyone who was ashamed because they didn't know something?

It hasn't always been so. When my father, the son of Italian immigrants, was growing up in the 1930s and 40s, he aspired to be a man of learning. Forced to go to work instead of college, he read "the best books," listened to "the best music," learned which fork to use for his salad. He watched Fred Astaire puttin' on his top hat and tyin' up his white tie, and dreamed of entering that world of distinction.

That mind-set seems as dead as my beloved Dad. The notion of an aspirational culture, in which one endeavors to learn what is right, proper and important in order to make something more of himself, is past.

In fairness, the assault on high culture and tradition that has transpired since the 1960s has paid great dividends, bringing long overdue attention to marginalized voices.

Unfortunately, this new freedom has sucker punched the notion of the educated person who is esteemed not because of the size of his bank account or the extent of his fame but the depth of his knowledge. Instead of a mainstream reverence for those who produce or appreciate works that represent the summit of human achievement, we have a corporatized and commodified culture that hypes the latest trend, the next new thing.

A fundamental truth about people is that they are shaped by the world around them. In the here and now, get-the-job-done environment of modern America, the knowledge for knowledge's sake ethos that is the foundation of a liberal arts education -- and of a rich and satisfying life -- has been shoved to the margins. Curiously, in a world where everything is worth knowing, nothing is.

J. Peder Zane is the book review editor for The News & Observer

© Copyright 2005, The News & Observer Publishing Company


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How Many Inches Are There In An Acre?

Another infrequent, helpful rave from a (mostly) raving blog. Win bar bets galore!

Remember when you were in school and your teacher made you convert an item from one unit to another—e.g., Fahrenheit to Centigrade? Back then, you probably just rolled your eyes at problems involving unit conversion, but the truth is that if you knew the formula for the specific conversion, then you were as good as gold. Of course, as time has passed, these formulas most likely have escaped your memory. That’s the reality of the matter—when you don’t use something frequently, you usually forget it. Instead of racking your brain in order to remember those infamous conversion formulas, just use this link to Online Conversion .

The will allow you to convert just about anything to just about anything else. All you have to do is type in the value and select the conversion details to have the site solve the problem for you. Length, temperature, speed—it's all here. Windows users can even download the Online Conversion software and avoid the need for an Internet connection to help with conversions.

If this is (fair & balanced) trivia, so be it.


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