From The Department Of Duh? — Pot (The Horse's A$$ In The Oval Office) Calls Kettle (The 17 US Intelligence Organizations) “Extremely Passive And Naive” For Their Sworn Testimony That Contradicted The Horse's A$$’s Assertions About Iran, North Korea, And ISIS

If a later biographer writes about the Horse's A$$ in the Oval Office, the Horse's A$$ would be labeled "the most stupid man to ever occupy the Oval Office." There wll be Dumb, Dumber, Dumbest,,, and tRump.in the future definition of stupidity. If this is a (fair & balanced) report from the Ship of Fools AKA The United States of America, so be it.

[x New Yorker]
Trump Comes Out Strongly Against Intelligence
By Andrew (Andy) Borowitz


TagCrowd Cloud of the following piece of writing

added advice Andrew Andy anything arguing boasted Borowitz briefing children chosen Comes corps development Donald elder frankly harshest House Huckabee instead intelligence Ivanka Jared job Jr Kushner life listened lot memory morning people played President press receiving recent rhetoric role secretary so-called son-in-law stopped strongly trace Trump war whatsoever White

created at TagCrowd.com

Using some of his harshest rhetoric in recent memory, President Donald J. Trump came out strongly against intelligence on Wednesday morning.

“I’ve listened to these people with so-called intelligence go on and on, and, quite frankly, it’s a waste of time,” he said. “I know a lot more than people with intelligence do.”

Trump added that he has stopped receiving intelligence briefings at the White House, arguing, “I can do my job without any intelligence whatsoever.”

He said that he has chosen, instead, to seek advice from his son-in-law, Jared Kushner, and from his elder children, Ivanka, Eric, and Donald, Jr. “You won’t find a trace of intelligence in anything they say,” he boasted.

At a briefing for the White House press corps, the President’s press secretary, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, denied that Trump’s war on intelligence was a new development. “Intelligence has never played a role in Donald Trump’s life,” she said. ###

[Andrew (Andy) Borowitz is the creator the Borowitz Report, a Web site that is a lot funnier than the stuff posted by Matt Drudge and his ilk. Borowitz is a comedian and writer whose work appears regularly in The New Yorker. He is the first winner of the National Press Club's humor award and has won seven Dot-Comedy Awards for his web site. His most recent book (and Amazon's Best Kindle Single of the Year) is An Unexpected Twist (2012). Borowitz received a BA, magna cum laude (English) from Harvard University (MA).]

Copyright © 2019 The New Yorker/Condé Nast Digital




This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License..

Copyright © 2019 Sapper's (Fair & Balanced) Rants & Raves