Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Bring It On, Dub!

I hope Dub goes into Trickster-mode tonight. Ever since a Dumbo here in Geezerville tried to tell me that Dub was a "nice guy," I have had it with bipartisanship. I hope the Jackasses boo the sumbitch 'til the cows come home. I would like to see a walkout. If only the Jackasses had some cojones! (Of course, Wikipedia provided the following insight into Dub's brain: The word entered into wider, international, usage in April 2004 when Bob Woodward revealed in his book Plan of Attack — an account of the build-up to the 2003 Iraq War — that U.S. President George W. Bush had remarked to Alastair Campbell, then British Prime Minister Tony Blair's official spokesman, that "Your man has got cojones". Bush was referring to Blair's continuing support for the invasion of Iraq despite mounting opposition from his domestic political party and Britons at large. The meeting at Camp David in September 2002 at which Blair made his commitment on invasion to Bush, and Bush made his comment to Campbell, was later repeatedly referred to by Bush as "the cojones meeting". If only Dub had a brain. There is a saying in Texas for a phony: "He's all hat and no cattle." With Dub, it's he's all cojones and no brain. I wish Dub had been along with the ABC news anchor, Bob Woodruff, in that Iraqi "armored vehicle." The docs would be hard-pressed to detect brain activity in the commander-in-chief. If this is (fair & balanced) testosterone, so be it.



[x TNR]
Battle Plan
by David Kusnet

During Bill Clinton's second term, State of the Union speeches became a month-long roll-out ritual. Almost every weekday in January, the president, cabinet secretaries, and other administration officials announced new domestic policy initiatives. By the time Clinton addressed the Congress and the country, his agenda was already dominating the news.

For more than two months, President Bush has also been test-driving his State of the Union speech; but, instead of trying out new proposals, he's been presenting new arguments for the controversial policies he's already pursuing--the Iraq war, domestic wiretapping, and tax cuts tilted towards the wealthy. Starting with an unusually detailed and defensive speech on Veterans Day, he has repeatedly made the case for continuing the American involvement in Iraq. This month, in equally aggressive speeches, he has defended his economic policies and electronic eavesdropping.

Tomorrow night, when Bush delivers his State of the Union address, he can be expected to devote more time than most presidents to defending his existing policies rather than offering new ideas. Sure, his staff has been using words like "thematic" and "visionary" to describe the speech and promising, as presidents' speechwriters and spokespeople often do, that this year's State of the Union won't be a "laundry list" of policy proposals. But, beneath some idealistic and futuristic rhetoric, Bush's theme may well be that he's right and his critics are wrong; and his vision may well be of a year of partisan trench warfare with congressional Democrats.

If Bush takes this tack tomorrow night, he will be following the advice of Weekly Standard editor William Kristol, the instincts of his chief speechwriter William McGurn, and the strategy of his political guru Karl Rove. "The notion that Bush could or should unveil a new domestic agenda at the State of the Union speech is really ridiculous," Kristol recently contended. "He has to play the cards he has been dealt and play a winning hand with those cards." An argumentative approach should be congenial to McGurn, a former editorial writer for The Wall Street Journal and columnist for the New York Post. And take-no-prisoners rhetoric also fits the strategy that Rove set forth in a recent speech to the Republican National Committee, where he recommended attacking Democrats for being trapped in a "pre-9/11 worldview."

While it doesn't make for the sort of uplifting oratory that gets etched in marble on national monuments, the combative Kristol-McGurn-Rove approach does reflect a political reality: Bush's slight rebound from his low poll ratings last year almost certainly resulted from winning back disenchanted Republicans, not winning over Democrats or swing voters. So tomorrow night, look for less of the rhetorical outreach that Bush's former chief speechwriter Michael Gerson (now a White House policy adviser but still involved in speechwriting) does so well and more of the rhetorical in-reach that the former conservative editorial writer McGurn is well-prepared to produce.

It wouldn't be the first time that Bush has delivered a pugnacious, even partisan, State of the Union speech. Back in January 2004, when the Iraq war was bogging down and becoming controversial, Bush devoted three paragraphs of his State of the Union to responding directly to his critics. "I know that some people question if America is really in a war at all," he declared, adding, several sentences later, "Some in this chamber, and in our country, did not support the liberation of Iraq." Soon afterwards, he took issue with "Some critics [who] have said our duties in Iraq must be internationalized." In that address, as in more recent speeches, Bush's rhetorical tone recalled the surly Richard Nixon, who frequently framed his arguments as a response to "some who say," rather than the sunny Ronald Reagan, who presented himself as the leader of the entire nation, not the advocate of embattled policies.

To be sure, tomorrow night Bush will offer one ambitious new initiative--the Health Savings Accounts that are supposed to replace employer-sponsored health insurance but will likely remind listeners of Bush's ill-fated proposal to partially privatize Social Security. And he will continue to use some of his more seductive rhetorical devices. He'll likely present his most controversial policies--the Iraq war and tax cuts for wealthy individuals and investors--as part of more popular efforts, namely the war on terrorism and tax cuts for everyday Americans. In the past, Bush has found ways to describe administration policies as beneficial to women--from women in Afghanistan to women who own small businesses. Should he employ this technique again tomorrow, he could drive home the point by having Martha-Ann Bomgardner seated in the gallery--allowing the cameras to focus on her when Bush thanks the Senate for voting to confirm her husband, Samuel Alito, to the Supreme Court.

Still, the tone of Bush's speech will probably be more partisan and polarizing than Americans expect from a president in the second year of his second term. Even if Bush needs to reassure Republican conservatives in order to regain the approval of half the electorate, he needs to sound more like the leader of the nation if he wants Republican candidates to invite him to their rallies this fall.

David Kusnet was chief speechwriter for former President Bill Clinton from 1992 through 1994. He is writing a book about workplace conflicts in today's America, Love the Work, Hate the Job, for John Wiley and Sons.

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Monday, January 30, 2006

I AM Worried!

Richard Schickel wrote in his biography of Walt Disney that "when fascism comes to America, it will come wearing mouse ears." Wrong, Richard. Fascism has come to us looking like Alfred E. Newman.'What. me worry?' The 'War President'






Dub has adopted the persona of an amiable dunce, but the bastard is dangerous. The Dickster and Rummy are using this clown to make the trains run on time. If this is a (fair & balanced) warning to the wise, so be it.


[x Slate]
Sign Here: Presidential signing statements are more than just executive branch lunacy.
By Dahlia Lithwick

There are two ways President Bush likes to wage war on your civil liberties: He either asks you to surrender your rights directly—as he does when he strengthens and broadens provisions of the Patriot Act. Or he simply hoovers up new powers and hopes you won't find out—as he did when he granted himself authority to order warrant-less wiretapping of American citizens. The former category seems more benign, and it's tempting to lump Bush's affinity for "presidential signing statements" in that camp. It's tempting to believe that with these statements he is merely asking that the courts take his legal views into account. But President Bush never asks anything of the courts; he doesn't think he has to. His signing statements are not aimed at persuading the courts, but at reinforcing his claim that both courts and Congress are irrelevant.

Many of us had never heard of a presidential signing statement until last month, when Bush used one to eviscerate the McCain Anti-Torture bill he claimed to endorse. We all saw the big Oval Office reconciliation with McCain; we heard Bush say he was dropping his opposition to the bill, which passed with broad bipartisan support (90-9 in the Senate, 308-122 in the House) and made it illegal for Americans to engage in the "cruel, inhuman and degrading" treatment of detainees held here or abroad. What we missed was the actual signing ceremony, which took place two weeks later, at 8 p.m. on Dec. 30.

Unless you spent New Year's weekend trolling the White House Web site or catching up on your latest U.S. Code Congressional and Administrative News as you waited for the ball to drop, you probably missed the little "P.S." the president tacked onto the McCain anti-torture bill. The postscript was a statement clearly announcing that the president will only follow the new law "in a manner consistent with the constitutional authority of the president to supervise the unitary executive branch ... and consistent with the constitutional limitations on the judicial power." In other words, it is for the president—not Congress or the courts—to determine when the provisions of this bill interfere with his war-making powers, and when they do, he will freely ignore the law.

Signing statements are presidential announcements added to a piece of legislation on signing. They range from benign executive branch throat-clearing—thanking and praising the bill's sponsors—to something that approaches a line-item veto: expressions of presidential reservations about the law. These statements are perfectly legal. Presidents have used them since Monroe, and, as Bush supporters are quick to point out, Bill Clinton was one of the most prolific issuers of signing statements. But, as professor Phillip W. Cooper's paper in the Sept. 2005 issue of Presidential Studies Quarterly reveals, the difference between President Bush's use of the statements and that of his predecessors is a matter of frequency and kind.

President Ronald Reagan, guided by his Attorney General Edwin Meese III (and urged on enthusiastically by a young lawyer called Samuel Alito), launched a concerted policy to start to use signing statements as a means of reinforcing the executive's message and consolidating its power. Meese arranged to have them published for this very reason. Until the Reagan presidency, the executive branch had only ever issued a total of 75 signing statements. Reagan, Bush I, and Bill Clinton deployed them 247 times between them. (Clinton issued more statements than Bush I, but fewer than Reagan). According to Cooper, by the end of 2004, Bush had issued 108 signing statements presenting 505 different constitutional challenges. He has yet to veto anything.

How important are these executive-branch constitutional challenges? Not very. While a few courts—including the Supreme Court on occasion—have nodded their heads at a signing statement in attempting to construe the intent behind a piece of legislation, they are consulted only rarely and given limited legal weight. Bush's legal claims that black is white and up is down won't likely trump the clear and express will of Congress in a courtroom anytime soon. Certainly you'd need at least three more Sam Alitos on the Supreme Court before you need to fear a judicial declaration that they represent some kind of binding legal authority. Does that mean the statements are legally meaningless and that the fretting over them represents yet more reflexive anti-Bush hysteria?

Not hardly.

Dismissing these statements because they carry so little legal force is as dangerous as writing off any of Bush's other extreme legal claims to boundless authority. Because while these cases slowly wend their way through the court system, there are real-life consequences to Bush's policies—and especially his torture policies—on the ground.

First, consider the substance of Bush's statements. Of the 505 constitutional objections he has raised over the years, Cooper found the most frequent to be the 82 instances in which Bush disputed the bill's constitutionality because Article II of the Constitution does not permit any interference with his "power to supervise the unitary executive." That's not an objection to some act of Congress. That's an objection to Congressional authority itself. Similarly, Cooper counted 77 claims that as president, Bush has "exclusive power over foreign affairs" and 48 claims of "authority to determine and impose national security classification and withhold information." Bush consistently uses these statements to prune back congressional authority and even—as he does in the McCain statement—to limit judicial review. He uses them to assert and reassert that his is the last word on a law's constitutional application to the executive. As he has done throughout the war on terror, Bush arrogates phenomenal new constitutional power for himself and, as Cooper notes, "these powers were often asserted without supporting authorities, or even serious efforts at explanation."

And if you believe that all this executive self-aggrandizement is meaningless until and unless a court has given it force, you are missing the whole point of a signing statement: These statements are directed at federal agencies and their lawyers. One of their main historical purposes was to afford agencies a glance at how the president wants a statute to be enforced. As Jack Balkin observed almost immediately after the McCain bill, signing statements represent the president's signal to his subordinates about how he plans to enforce a law. And when a president deliberately advises his subordinates that they may someday be asked to join him in breaking a law, he muddies the legal waters, as well as the chain of command.

Such mixed messages about torture allowed young, untrained guards to torture prisoners at Abu Ghraib. Where the rules for treatment of detainees had once been clear, the efforts of Jay Bybee and Alberto Gonzales and others in the White House telegraphed that some agencies could now follow different rules for torture; that not all torture really is torture; that sometimes the president may actually want you to torture; and that all this is largely for you to sort out on the ground. The McCain anti-torture amendment was an effort to create an absolutely clean distinction once more. Bush's signing statement obliterates that distinction and opens the door to yet more ambiguity and abuse.

And the future victims of such Bush-endorsed torture? They won't have a day in court, under President Bush's view of the law. Which means that—like all the mushrooming executive war powers—this ambiguous new torture regime will be secret and may never be tested in a courtroom at all.

Should we dismiss these statements just because President Bush is so brazen in his claims? So willing to take legal positions that are undefended because they're legally indefensible? Will all this just go away someday, when a court dismisses these statements as excessive and unfounded? No. Because President Bush isn't trying to win this war in the courts. Thus far, he has faced each legal setback as though it never happened; or—more often—he's recast it as a victory. He doesn't care what the courts someday make of his signing statements, just as he didn't care what the courts made of his enemy-combatant claims. He views the courts as irrelevant in his pursuit of this war. These signing statements are dangerous because they repeat and normalize—always using seemingly boilerplate language—claims about the boundless powers of a "unitary executive." By questioning the principle of court review in the McCain statement, Bush again erodes the notion of judicial supremacy—an idea we have lived with since Marbury v. Madison. When he asserts that he—and not the courts—is the final arbiter of his constitutional powers, he is calling for a radical shift in the system of checks and balances.

It's so tempting to laugh off Bush's signing statements as puffed-up, groundless claims that he is all-powerful, all-knowing, and also devastatingly handsome. But this is the president talking and instructing his subordinates—and also outlining a broad legal regime that may not technically be constitutional, but that hardly makes it laughable. These declarations promote a view of the law that may have no merit in the courts but may never have the chance to be resolved there in the first place.

Dahlia Lithwick is a Slate senior editor.

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Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Why, The Cobra Is A Little Dickens!

Things get weirder and weirder for Dub. His vaunted second term is in freefall. His stooges outed a CIA agent and screwed up the response to Katrina. Iraq is in the toilet and Iran will be able to nuke us (unless the Israelis launch a preemptive strike). The Cobra — as usual — goes right for Dub's jugular. If this is (fair & balanced) phlebotomy, so be it.

[x NYTimes]
Delusion and Illusion Worthy of Dickens
By Maureen Dowd

The Democrats will never win the White House as long as they're stuck in Bleak House. They're slipping and sliding in the same crust-upon-crust of mud and caboose-creeping fog and soft black drizzle and flakes of soot that blacken the chamber of law in the opening of the terrific Dickens novel (now an irresistible PBS series).

The lumbering pace of Jarndyce v. Jarndyce will pale compared with the time it will take the cowed and colicky Democrats to yank back power from Republicans skilled at abusing it.

The party simply seems incapable of getting the muscular message and riveting messenger needed to dispel the mud, fog, drizzle and soot emanating from Karl Rove's rag-and-bone shop on Pennsylvania Avenue.

As the White House drives its truckload of lies around the country, it becomes ever clearer that Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Hillary Clinton, John Kerry and Al Gore are just not the right people to respond to the administration's national security scare-a-thon.

We got mired in Iraq in the first place partly because Dick Cheney and Rummy thought that, post-Vietnam and post-Clinton, America was seen as soft. One shock-and-awe session, one tyrant stomped on, they reckoned, and the Arab world would no longer see Americans as wimps. That reasoning turned out to be dangerous, flying in the face of warnings from our own intelligence experts.

But Karl Rove is still dishing out the same line, and it's still working: those who want to re-evaluate the strategy in Iraq are soft. Those who want to rein in the Patriot Act are soft. Those who question the Alito doctrine of presidential absolutism are soft. Those who don't want to break the law and snoop on Americans are soft - not just soft, but practically collaborating with the terrorists.

"Republicans have a post-9/11 worldview" on national security, Mr. Rove said last week, "and many Democrats have a pre-9/11 worldview. That doesn't make them unpatriotic, not at all. But it does make them wrong - deeply and profoundly and consistently wrong."

But you only need to check the paper daily to see that this administration has been deeply and profoundly and consistently wrong on everything: from the promise to rebuild Iraq and the consequences of deploying a strained Army this long in an insurgent war to the failure to respond to the aftermath of Katrina, after dissembling about pre-storm alarms.

The bumbling Bush team that ignored the warning "Bin Laden Determined to Attack Inside the United States" also ignored one that went something like: "Katrina Determined to Attack New Orleans." And now the White House is trying to inhibit Congressional questions on Katrina, just as it did for the 9/11 inquiries.

The administration's p.r. offensive on warrantless - and questionably effective - snooping is so aggressive that it has even risked exposing the president to an occasional unscripted, but still not tough, question. So he rambles on about steering clear of "Brokeback Mountain" and the therapeutic value of mountain biking. And he calls Barney, the Scottish terrier, "the son I never had." (Barney's dad is all bark and no bite.)

The White House is as skittish about bilked Indians as it is about billing-and-cooing cowboys. It admits it has pictures of the president with Jack Abramoff, but won't cough them up.

While he was out defending his scofflaw behavior, W. had to address the fact that the real nuclear threat (Iran), as opposed to the fake nuclear threat (Iraq), is embarrassing him. He told the Iranian people: "We have no beef with you." (State Department reporters puzzled over how that might be translated into Farsi: "We have no cow with you"?)

You couldn't turn on a TV this week without seeing Torture Guy Alberto Gonzales give all-purpose legal cover to Dick Cheney as that Grim Peeper ravages the Constitution. At a Georgetown University speech, W.'s legal lickspittle ignored a few student protesters, but he might have learned something from their banner, emblazoned with words of Benjamin Franklin: "Those who would sacrifice liberty for security deserve neither."

In their usual twisted way, the Bushies are reducing their abuse of the law to a test of testosterone - knowing that the Democrats will play Judy to their Punch.

The Dems need to drum up a decent message so they look as if they know what the Dickens they're doing before the November election. Otherwise, they'll look like bowed supplicants holding out gruel cups to Karl Rove and pleading, "Please, sir, I want some more."

Maureen Dowd won the Pulitzer Prize for her reportage of the Clinton-Lewinsky scandal ("Monicagate").

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Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Count Me In, Mollster: No Hillary In 2008!

Don't get me wrong. I won't support the Dumbo candidate to succeed Dub in 2008, either. However, The Mollster is a national treasure. She won my heart in 1985. She was invited to speak at the Collegium Excellens as a Distinguished Lecturer. After an innocuous talk (It was Amarillo, for goodness sake!), she took questions from the audience. Poppy had succeeded Dutch and his most controversial Cabinet appointee was Former Senator John Tower (R-TX) as Secretary of Defense. Tower later withdrew, but someone in the audience asked The Mollster for her opinion of the then-ongoing Tower fracas. The Mollster drawled into the microphone, "I don't really care for John Tower, but I'll tell you this much: Tower drunk on his ass (Crapulence was the rap against Tower.) makes more sense than Ronald Reagan ever made when he was stone sober." Gasps from all around the Concert Hall-Theater. The next morn, outraged Dumbos from all over the Texas Panhandle bombarded the Collegium's prexy with demands that he decapitate whomever had invited that woman to speak on campus and defame the greatest president of the 20th century, yada yada yada. I was never prouder of the Collegium Excellens than I was when The Mollster told it like it was. If this is (fair & balanced) truthiness, so be it.

[x Creator's Syndicate]
It's time for Democrats to put up or shut up
By Molly Ivins

AUSTIN, Texas --- I'd like to make it clear to the people who run the Democratic Party that I will not support Hillary Clinton for president.

Enough. Enough triangulation, calculation and equivocation. Enough clever straddling, enough not offending anyone This is not a Dick Morris election. Sen. Clinton is apparently incapable of taking a clear stand on the war in Iraq, and that alone is enough to disqualify her. Her failure to speak out on Terri Schiavo, not to mention that gross pandering on flag-burning, are just contemptible little dodges.

The recent death of Gene McCarthy reminded me of a lesson I spent a long, long time unlearning, so now I have to re-learn it. It's about political courage and heroes, and when a country is desperate for leadership. There are times when regular politics will not do, and this is one of those times. There are times a country is so tired of bull that only the truth can provide relief.

If no one in conventional-wisdom politics has the courage to speak up and say what needs to be said, then you go out and find some obscure junior senator from Minnesota with the guts to do it. In 1968, Gene McCarthy was the little boy who said out loud, "Look, the emperor isn't wearing any clothes." Bobby Kennedy -- rough, tough Bobby Kennedy -- didn't do it. Just this quiet man trained by Benedictines who liked to quote poetry.

What kind of courage does it take, for mercy's sake? The majority of the American people (55 percent) think the war in Iraq is a mistake and that we should get out. The majority (65 percent) of the American people want single-payer health care and are willing to pay more taxes to get it. The majority (86 percent) of the American people favor raising the minimum wage. The majority of the American people (60 percent) favor repealing Bush's tax cuts, or at least those that go only to the rich. The majority (66 percent) wants to reduce the deficit not by cutting domestic spending, but by reducing Pentagon spending or raising taxes.

The majority (77 percent) thinks we should do "whatever it takes" to protect the environment. The majority (87 percent) thinks big oil companies are gouging consumers and would support a windfall profits tax. That is the center, you fools. WHO ARE YOU AFRAID OF?

I listen to people like Rahm Emanuel superciliously explaining elementary politics to us clueless naifs outside the Beltway ("First, you have to win elections"). Can't you even read the damn polls?

Here's a prize example by someone named Barry Casselman, who writes, "There is an invisible civil war in the Democratic Party, and it is between those who are attempting to satisfy the defeatist and pacifist left base of the party and those who are attempting to prepare the party for successful elections in 2006 and 2008."

This supposedly pits Howard Dean, Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi, emboldened by "a string of bad new from the Middle East ... into calling for premature retreat from Iraq," versus those pragmatic folk like Steny Hoyer, Rahm Emmanuel, Hillary Clinton, Joe Biden and Joe Lieberman.

Oh come on, people -- get a grip on the concept of leadership. Look at this war -- from the lies that led us into it, to the lies they continue to dump on us daily.

You sit there in Washington so frightened of the big, bad Republican machine you have no idea what people are thinking. I'm telling you right now, Tom DeLay is going to lose in his district. If Democrats in Washington haven't got enough sense to OWN the issue of political reform, I give up on them entirely.

Do it all, go long, go for public campaign financing for Congress. I'm serious as a stroke about this -- that is the only reform that will work, and you know it, as well as everyone else who's ever studied this. Do all the goo-goo stuff everybody has made fun of all these years: embrace redistricting reform, electoral reform, House rules changes, the whole package. Put up, or shut up. Own this issue, or let Jack Abramoff politics continue to run your town.

Bush, Cheney and Co. will continue to play the patriotic bully card just as long as you let them. I've said it before: War brings out the patriotic bullies. In World War I, they went around kicking dachshunds on the grounds that dachshunds were "German dogs." They did not, however, go around kicking German shepherds. The MINUTE someone impugns your patriotism for opposing this war, turn on them like a snarling dog and explain what loving your country really means. That, or you could just piss on them elegantly, as Rep. John Murtha did. Or eviscerate them with wit (look up Mark Twain on the war in the Philippines). Or point out the latest in the endless "string of bad news."

Do not sit there cowering and pretending the only way to win is as Republican-lite. If the Washington-based party can't get up and fight, we'll find someone who can.

Molly Ivins is a nationally syndicated political columnist who remains cheerful despite Texas politics. She emphasizes the more hilarious aspects of both state and national government, and consequently never has to write fiction.

Ivins is from Houston, Texas, graduated from Smith College in 1966, attended Columbia University's School of Journalism and studied for a year at the Institute of Political Sciences in Paris.

Her first newspaper job was at the complaint department of the Houston Chronicle. She rapidly worked her way up to the position of sewer editor, where she wrote a number of gripping articles about street closings. She went on to the Minneapolis Tribune and was the first woman police reporter in that city. In the late 1960s, she was assigned to a beat called "Movements for Social Change," covering angry blacks, radical students, uppity women and a motley assortment of other misfits and troublemakers.

Ivins returned to Texas as co-editor of the Texas Observer, a sprightly, muckraking publication devoted to coverage of Texas politics and social issues. She roamed the state in search of truth, justice and good stories. In 1976, Ivins joined The New York Times, first as a political reporter in New York City and Albany; she was then named Rocky Mountain Bureau Chief, chiefly because there was no one else in the bureau. For three years she covered nine mountain states by herself, and was often tired.

In 1982, she returned to Texas as a columnist for the late Dallas Times-Herald, and after its much-lamented demise, she spent the next nine years with the Fort Worth Star-Telegram. She became an independent journalist in 2001 writing her column for Creators Syndicate. Also in 2001 she won the William Allen White Award from the University of Kansas, the Smith Medal from Smith College and was elected to the National Academy of Arts and Sciences. She was the 2003 recipient of the Ivan Allen Jr. Prize for Progress and Service; also in 2003, she received the Pringle Prize for Washington Journalism from Columbia University and the Eugene V. Debs Award in the field of journalism. In 2004, she received the David Brower Award for journalism from the Sierra Club.

Her freelance work has appeared in Esquire, Harper's, Atlantic, The Nation, The Progressive, Mother Jones, TV Guide, and many less-worthy publications when she desperately needed the money -- of which the most memorable was something called Playgirl. She is also known for her essays on National Public Radio as well as media appearances around the world. Ivins has written six best-selling books, the most recent being, BUSHWHACKED: Life in George W. Bush's America, in 2003 and WHO LET THE DOGS IN? Incredible Political Animals I Have Known, in 2004.

Ivins is active in the American Civil Liberties Union and often writes about First Amendment issues. She donates a speech every month to the First Amendment. She became one of the world's Leading Authorities on George W. Bush entirely by accident. She has known him since they were in high school, and as Sir Edmund Hillary said of Mount Everest -- he was there.

Ivins counts as her highest honors that the Minneapolis police force named its mascot pig after her, and that she was once banned from the campus of Texas A&M.


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Monday, January 23, 2006

A Two-Fer On The Gloomiest Day Of The Year (January 23)


Yesterday, at a football watch party, one of the Dumbos (GOP-faithful) here in Geezerville tried to tell me during a lull in the action that Dub was a "good guy." It's better to tell me that Adolf Hitler was a "good guy." In nearly chocked on my bean dip. In an old biography of Walt Disney, Richard Schickel predicted that when fascism comes to this country, it will come wearing mouse ears. Close, Richard. Instead, fascism has already come to this country wearing a dumbass grin and telling everyone in listening distance that "so-and-so is doing a heckuva job." If this is (fair & balanced) fear & loathing, so be it.

For the first part of the two-fer, Tom Tomorrow opens up the mind of a Bushie. Click on the image to enlarge it.

[x Salon]
The Modern World
By Tom Tomorrow



Copyright © 2006 Salon Magazine

Then, an historian at Miami University asks some tough questions of historians on the History News Network's blog — POTUS.



[x POTUS — An HNN Blog]
A Firebell Rings in the Night, but Where Are the Historians?
By Jeffrey Kimball

Where are the historians? Where is the historical analysis of one of the gravest constitutional and political crises of this nation's history? Where is the active, loud, and intelligent discussion of historical comparisons and issues? The touchstone of the crisis is the claim made and repeated by a president elected under questionable circumstances and by narrow margins that he possesses whatever powers he deems necessary to wage an executive war, funnel money to private military contractors, spy on citizens without warrant, torture prisoners, leak classified information for political purposes, appoint cronies to high position without congressional approval, foster the installation of tamper-prone electronic voting machines, invent "signing statements," and carry out innumerable other acts that conform to the archaic constitutional phrase, "high crimes and misdemeanors"—while he effectively allows a great American city to die and lacks wise policies to deal with issues ranging from the China challenge to global warming and nuclear proliferation.


The majority party in both houses of Congress, flush from ten years of the material fruits of power but now mired in its own scandals, is too sycophantic, complicit, or apathetic—and perhaps too ignorant of history—to care about its own constitutional powers vis-à-vis the president. It limps toward phony investigations of selected crimes and misdemeanors, uninterested in carrying them out in a serious, meaningful way. Meanwhile, Bush's "political base" in the hustings is reported to care more about fluctuating gasoline prices, abortion, income taxes, "intelligent design," and Old Testament "values" than to worry about corruption, nuclear proliferation, poverty, capital punishment, infrastructure disintegration, and constitutional issues. Occasionally this base worries about the war in Iraq and other foreign policy issues, but only briefly, perhaps because their "news" comes from such stellar "newsmen" as foxy Bill O'Reilly, Right-wing radio talk shows, or religion-based radio and TV networks.

Many in the press are doing excellent work in reporting the facts or analyzing the crisis, yet while they and we are still relatively free to do this, it seems not to matter to the "base"—and certainly not to the administration or the majority party. A report in the Associated Press on a recent research study concludes that even college students "lack the skills to perform complex literacy tasks," suggesting that the general public also lacks these skills.

Still, where are the historians? Hobbled by their own ideological divisions or by postmodern epistemological relativism? Apathetic? Feeling powerless and useless? Weary? Confused about the difference between analysis and political opinion, between the past and the present?

Last night I attended a bipartisan meeting in Cincinnati of a newly formed group—the first in the state—worried about the crisis in foreign policy (in addition to the crisis in domestic affairs). In political terms, there were Democrats, Independents, and Republicans in attendance. In occupational terms, there were lawyers, doctors, consultants, business-persons, bankers, academics, and others. All agreed with the Republican who said that this administration has wasted American military power and squandered America's moral stature (the greatest victory of Osama Bin Laden), and who also agreed with others who said that this administration has failed in almost every category or endeavor, except holding and expanding its own political power. They, we, are concerned, but we want to analyze, write, speak, network, use what expertise we have, and offer solutions.

But we Americans need historians of the United States and the world to speak, too—to speak on this blog site, POTUS (Presidents [or Politics] of the United States). Or will we go silently into the dark night?

Jeffrey Kimball is a professor of history at Miami University and the author of To Reason Why, Nixon's Vietnam War, and The Vietnam War Files.

Copyright © 2006 History News Network


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Saturday, January 21, 2006

Does The "Right To Happiness" Include the Right To Die (With Dignity)?

John Ashcroft was the Über-Weird Bushie. If I want to pull the plug, that is my right to happiness as a geezer. It is no one's business but my own. To hell with George W. Bush and to hell with Alberto Gonzales. I won't waste an epithet on the Protestant Right; Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson are going to hell in their own way without an assist from me. If this is (fair & balanced) senile dementia, so be it.

Assisted Suicide: A Moral Right
By Thomas Bowden

Ashcroft's Decree Threatens Doctors' and Patients' Rights

The irony was so rich it could be lost only on a strict religious conservative like U.S. attorney general John Ashcroft.

The date was November 6, 2001, just weeks after Islamic fundamentalists had launched terrorist attacks on New York and Washington for the purpose of forcing America's submission to the will of Allah--and here was John Ashcroft, launching a scare attack on Oregon doctors for the purpose of forcing their submission to the will of God.

The doctors Ashcroft targeted that day in his official enforcement memo were those who, in full compliance with a 1997 Oregon law, dared to assist their patients' suicides by prescribing lethal quantities of federally regulated drugs. According to Ashcroft's decree, such prescriptions serve no "legitimate medical purpose," and so federal drug enforcement agents were to locate each participating doctor and revoke his federal license to dispense drugs--a professional death sentence for any physician.

What followed immediately was a court challenge by the State of Oregon, whose voters had legalized doctor-assisted suicide under strict procedures designed to ensure that a patient's free will coincided with a physician's objective judgment that suicide was a reasonable option.

Eventually, the U.S. Supreme Court will decide whether Ashcroft's gambit was legal, and whether the Controlled Dangerous Substances Act can be used to frighten doctors into ignoring their patients' desperate entreaties. But in the meantime, one thing is clear: there is no rational, secular basis upon which the government can properly prevent any individual from choosing to end his own life. Rather, it is religious mysticism that energizes Ashcroft and the Bush administration into intimidating doctors who dare to defy God's divine plan.

The conservatives' outrage at the Oregon doctors stems from the belief that human life is a gift from the Lord, who puts us here on earth to carry out His will. Thus, the very idea of suicide is anathema, because one who "plays God" by causing his own death, or assisting in the death of another, insults his Maker and invites eternal damnation, not to mention divine retribution against the decadent society that permits such sinful behavior.

When religious conservatives like Ashcroft use secular laws to enforce their idea of God's will, they threaten the central principle on which America was founded. The Declaration of Independence proclaimed, for the first time in the history of nations, that each person exists as an end in himself. This basic truth--which finds political expression in the right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness-means, in practical terms, that you need no one's permission to live, and that no one may forcibly obstruct your efforts to achieve your own personal happiness.

But what if happiness becomes impossible to attain? What if a dread disease, or some other calamity, drains all joy from life, leaving only misery and suffering? The right to life includes and implies the right to commit suicide. To hold otherwise--to declare that society must give you permission to kill yourself--is to contradict the right to life at its root. If you have a duty to go on living, despite your better judgment, then your life does not belong to you, and you exist by permission, not by right.

For these reasons, each individual has the right to decide the hour of his death and to implement that solemn decision as best he can. The choice is his because the life is his. And if a doctor is willing to assist in the suicide, based on an objective assessment of his patient's mental and physical state, the law should not stand in his way.

If petty ayatollahs like John Ashcroft can strike down state laws simply because they offend God Almighty, then we are on our way to the establishment of a theocracy--government by clergymen. To see where that road ends, just look at the Arab nations whose religious dictators declare that Allah wants America destroyed. If we inject religion into our own politics, we will be assisting in our own national suicide.

Were John Ashcroft to contract a terminal disease, he would have a legal right to regard his own God's will as paramount, and to instruct his doctor to stand by and let him suffer, just as long as his body and mind could endure the agony, until the last bitter paroxysm carried him to the grave.

But Ashcroft has no right to force such mindless, medieval misery upon doctors and patients, in Oregon or elsewhere, who refuse to regard their precious lives as playthings of a cruel God.

Thomas Bowden is an attorney and a senior writer for the Ayn Rand Institute in Irvine, California. The Institute promotes the philosophy of Ayn Rand, author of Atlas Shrugged and The Fountainhead.

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Wednesday, January 18, 2006

RSS? What's That?

For those who dare to venture into uncharted waters, use this URL (via copy/paste)— http://sapper.blogspot.com/atom.xml — to create a feed in an RSS (News)Reader. Do not paste the URL in a browser address window. The result will be gibberish; even more than normally appears in this blog. If this is (fair & balanced) cyberphilia, so be it.

[x PC Magazine]
RSS: The Web at Your Fingertips
By Larry Magid

Imagine talking the editors of the New York Times, PC Magazine, Newsweek, and thousands of other publications into creating editions tailored just for you. And while you're at it, see if you can get their printing plants to combine them into one publication, and their circulation departments to deliver the issues to you the moment the news breaks. This will never happen, of course, with print editions, but it is in effect what you get if you "subscribe" to their online content via RSS.


RSS, depending on whom you ask, stands for "really simple syndication" or "rich site summary." Either way, it's a Web-based technology that lets online publishers deliver content to readers without the subscribers even having to visit their Web sites. Publishers must like the idea, because virtually every major online publication now uses RSS to get its material into the hands of as many people as possible. (You can find PC Magazine's RSS feeds at go.pcmag.com/rss.) And it's not just for major publications. Most blogging services support RSS (or a similar technology called Atom), which means that you can easily stay up to date on tens of thousands of blogs without visiting their sites in the conventional manner. Podcasts—those audio programs delivered over the Internet—can also be encoded with RSS to make them easier to find. (See "DIY: Create Your Own Podcasts.") Although the vast majority of Web users have not yet used RSS—at least not knowingly—it's one of those technologies that could revolutionize the way people get their information.

RSS was originally developed in 1997 by Dave Winer when he ran UserLand Software. It was later modified by Netscape Communications, and there have been several iterations. Winer likens RSS to a sushi bar where the sushi comes around in boats. Instead of having to order from a menu and wait for the waiter to bring you your meal, you just sit there and watch the little sushi-laden boats go by. When you see something you like, you grab it and eat it. The same is true with RSS content. Once you subscribe to a "feed," all you have to do is consume the information that is fed to you.

The success of RSS, like many technology advances, has been a bit of a chicken-and-egg proposition. Before it could become reality, there had to be tools both to create and to access RSS feeds, and then enough Web publishers and consumers interested in it to make it worthwhile.

To add RSS to a Web page, a publisher has to upload a file that contains information such as the name of the article, a brief description, and the time and date it was posted. That information is written in XML (extensible markup language), which is somewhat similar to the HTML that is used to create Web pages. Editors and other tools that make it easy to write XML pages without having to know anything about the language itself are available. Software Garden's free open-source ListGarden, for example, automatically generates XML codes and loads them to a Web server with its built-in FTP software. FeedForAll ($39.95, www.feedforall.com) is another very easy-to-use option.

RSS is all about making it easier to find and read (or listen to) the information that you are seeking. RSS content is delivered to users either through standalone RSS reader software, through plug-ins that work with browsers or e-mail software, or through Web sites that, like the software, serve as aggregators, bringing together all of your RSS feeds. (The terms "RSS reader" and "RSS aggregator" are interchangeable.) Two browsers—Mozilla Firefox and Opera—now have built-in RSS readers, and Microsoft has pledged RSS support in its next version of Internet Explorer, which is due late this year.

The idea of an aggregator is to bring all your information together in one place. If you typically look at only a couple of news sites or blogs a day, the benefits of RSS won't be all that compelling. But if you try to keep up with multiple news and information sources, it can be an enormous time-saver because, instead of your having to seek out new stories that meet your criteria, your RSS software or Web page finds them for you. It's like having a personal assistant who goes through every publication and blog that could possibly interest you and picks out stories to bring to your attention. RSS is especially handy if you want to keep up with blogs, because there are so many of them and they typically are updated at irregular intervals. Rather than having to go to a blog frequently to see if it's been updated, you can subscribe, sit back, and wait for any new postings to come to you.

Many RSS readers download content automatically, so you can use them to read content off-line on laptops, PDAs, and even the Sony PSP (PlayStation Portable) gaming platform.

Web sites that have an RSS feed typically display an orange XML () logo. Depending upon which RSS reader you have installed, if you click on the logo, you're likely to see the raw XML code, but in the address bar of your browser you'll also see a URL (such as rssnewsapps.ziffdavis.com/pcmagdesktops.xml). That's the location of the XML file, which your reader needs to know in order to access feeds from that site. Some RSS readers force you to copy the URL into the clipboard and paste it in as a new feed; others make life a bit easier by letting you drag the RSS icon into a window or simply click on the icon. If you have to copy the URL over, the easiest way is to right-click on the icon and select Copy Shortcut if you're using Internet Explorer, or Copy Link Location if you're using Firefox.

RSS Readers

SharpReader (www.sharpreader.net) is a free RSS aggregator written by Luke Hutteman. A bit sparser than FeedDemon, it looks like a cross between an e-mail program and a browser. An address bar at the top lets you enter the URL of any Web site. If that site has an RSS icon, you subscribe by dragging it to the subscribed-feeds panel on the left. Otherwise, you can subscribe manually by selecting Open RSS feed from the File menu and typing in the URL of the XML file. What is appealing about this program is its clean, uncluttered interface. But although it has rudimentary browsing capabilities, it does not offer the full browser experience you get from many other RSS readers. Also, it requires downloading the Microsoft .NET Framework, if you don't already have it installed.

NewsGator, one of the pioneers in this field, offers three ways to access news. The company's flagship product is its Microsoft Outlook plug-in (included in plans starting at $19.95 a year), which transforms Outlook into a full-featured RSS reader. Once you've installed the plug-in, it creates one or more folders that store and display RSS feeds in the same user interface as Outlook e-mail. The Outlook approach has its merits, especially for people who find themselves "living" in that application during much of their workday and prefer having their news and mail all in one location.

An increasing number of users prefer to access news via the Web. To that end, NewsGator offers a free online edition. You can use this version by itself, or synchronize it with its Outlook version if you use both. NewsGator has also acquired the popular FeedDemon standalone reader and has integrated synchronization into that as well.

NewsGator Online is an impressively powerful Web-based reader that works with any Web browser. In addition to letting you add an almost unlimited number of feeds, the site gives you a great deal of flexibility in viewing your content. You can, for example, create and display folders that contain multiple feeds, creating a customized "newspaper" about a specific subject from a variety of sources. One advanced free feature is the ability to create a public Web site from any group of your feeds. As an example, I built one called Tech News Headlines, which I host at www.pcanswer.com/technews.htm.

NewsGator's FeedDemon ($29.95, www.feeddemon.com) has a built-in browser (based on Internet Explorer, but tabbed, and with a relatively full array of features) in which to view the news items it finds for you. The program, which refers to feeds as "channels," also creates a "watch" channel that looks for items that contain specific keywords. If you're using the program as a browser and land on a page with an RSS feed, an Auto Discovery icon appears in the status bar, letting you instantly subscribe to that feed.

Pluck (free from www.pluck.com) has a two-pronged strategy. The company has browser add-ins for Internet Explorer and Firefox, as well as a Web-based version. Regardless of which version you're using, you're asked to sign in, and when you do, any changes you make in that version are automatically synchronized with any others you're using. You could, for example, use the IE version at work, the Firefox version at home, and the Web version from an Internet café, and get the same feeds from all of them. The IE version, which is more robust than the Firefox one, includes a search tool that lets you search for stories by keyword within Pluck or across the Web, using search tools from Google, eBay, Amazon, and other companies. For example, you could use the service's "persistent search" to keep track of changes in prices on an eBay auction, or to follow news about people or events, using news search sites.

Your feeds are organized by folder (such as Blogs, Business, Opinion, Sports, and Technology). With the browser-based versions, you can easily subscribe to a feed by dragging the orange RSS button from any RSS-enabled Web page to a Pluck folder. The Web-based version has another way to add new feeds that is almost as effortless.

Internet Explorer will soon have its own RSS reader. Firefox already does, though it is not as full-featured as some of the add-in and standalone readers. When Firefox displays a page that has an RSS feed, a small orange icon appears in the lower right corner. To subscribe to the page, click on the icon and move your cursor up to Subscribe to RSS. Firefox will then open a dialog box for adding a new bookmark. Once you add that bookmark, you can access the RSS feed for that page from the Bookmarks menu. When you place your cursor over that item, content shows up to its right. Any new content on that page will be added to the menu over time. Firefox's built-in RSS reader doesn't let you easily combine or rearrange feeds, as you can with most of the higher-end products. For example, you can't combine content from multiple feeds into a single window, as you can with FeedDemon or Pluck. But one nice feature is that you can turn feeds into Firefox Live Bookmarks, a dynamically generated list of links to the feed source. (To learn how to create Live Bookmarks, go to go.pcmag.com/livebookmarks.)

The most popular RSS reader is actually a Web page operated by one of the Net's most popular sites: Yahoo!. Yahoo! has added RSS to its My Yahoo! feature so that users with free Yahoo! accounts can add feeds to their personal Yahoo! pages. To display feeds, click on the Add Content link in the upper left corner of your My Yahoo! page. In many cases, the easiest way to add a feed is simply to search for it. If, for example, you wanted to add PC Magazine to your My Yahoo! page, you could type PC Magazine in the Find Content box, which would bring up a series of feeds from the magazine's various departments.

Bloglines (www.bloglines.com) is another popular, free, Web-based news aggregator and search engine, which according to the company indexes more than 80 million articles. Its key strengths include its simple, uncluttered interface and its ease of use. Like NewsGator, Bloglines lets you share your subscription with others, so that they too can see the news that you consider interesting.

Drawbacks

Despite the obvious advantages of RSS, it has its downside. The biggest issue with it is that there are no editors and graphic designers to help you determine what is important. If you go to a printed newspaper or magazine, you usually can easily tell the top stories from those of lesser interest. Newspaper editors, for example, can choose different-sized headlines, depending on the importance of a story. They also lay the publication out in a certain order. The same is true with most Web news sites, where you'll see the most important stories on top, often even if they aren't the most recent.

With RSS aggregators, stories are generally displayed in chronological order. It's possible for important news to be shoved off a page by new entries that may be trivial in comparison. Some people argue that this is a good thing, because it gives the reader, not the publisher, greater control over how information is viewed. It can also be argued, though, that readers may miss important information—along with the serendipity of discovery—if they get all their news from syndicated feeds, rather than jumping around from site to site to see what the editors and bloggers consider to be the top stories.

Despite these drawbacks, having the latest articles from your favorite Web sites and blogs at your fingertips is a convenience that few of those who discover it can resist. It's easy to get started with RSS, and once you do, you may never again have to surf through a large number of information sites one by one, on the chance that you'll find the stories you really want to read.

Larry Magid is a veteran technology reporter for a large variety of media outlets — print, online, and broadcast.

Copyright © 2006 Ziff Davis Media Inc.


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Monday, January 16, 2006

All Luddites Should Be This Funny

Most Luddites are humorless creatures who "hate" computers. If this is (fair & balanced) hebetation, so be it.


[x Austin Fishwrap]
Contact me at fedup.com
By Rosa Brooks

When I was a child, I worried about whether the human species could survive the nuclear era. Would we fecklessly blow up our civilization, leaving only a few wan, radioactive mutants to stumble into the post-atomic stone age?

There was no Internet back then, of course. Today I no longer worry about nuclear catastrophe, because I'm too busy batting away e-mails and conducting frantic Google searches. I now worry about a different question: Can the human species survive the Internet era without devolving back into chimpanzees?

It doesn't look good.

Start with e-mail. I still remember those happy days in the 1990s when I thought e-mail was the best thing since sliced bread. Yes, I bought all the hype: E-mail would bring absent friends closer and enable us all to communicate so much more efficiently, quickly and deeply.

Hah! That was before the advent of spam, and before I understood that e-mail had dangerously lowered the threshold for bugging people with frivolous questions, passing on unimportant information and sharing one's intemperate and obnoxious thoughts.

I now receive about 200 e-mails daily. On one typical day, 100 are spam and must be deleted before they morph into pornographic pop-ups; 27 are from listservs I rashly signed on to and now cannot shake off; five are from a high school friend who persists in the delusion that I like receiving lawyer jokes; three are from my second cousin, who shares that delusion.

Seven messages are from my students, five of whom lost the syllabus and wonder what they should read for the next day's class, and two of whom pose questions like, "I'm having some trouble understanding international law and wondered if you could just explain it to me quickly." Five messages are from people who wanted to share with me evidence of a vast right-wing conspiracy encompassing Dick Cheney, Jack Abramoff and alien life forms. Fifteen are from people who want to share evidence of a vast left-wing conspiracy involving same. Three more are from people who harbor serious doubts about my patriotism.

The remaining 35 messages are important and often time-sensitive: My husband wants me to know that on no account should I try to use the dishwasher when I get home, as it will flood and destroy the kitchen floor; the baby-sitter urgently wonders if we have any infant Tylenol; and my great-aunt wants to know if the girls liked the Christmas presents she sent.

I can't answer all these messages, even the most important ones. I can't even keep track of them. They come in; I fleetingly register their existence; they're buried in an avalanche of new messages. I walk around with a permanent nagging sense of inadequacy and anxiety. As for BlackBerrys and instant messaging? The very thought makes me feel ill.

And then there's the Web. They call it "surfing," which is a joke because most of us are actually drowning in it or having our arms bitten off by sharks. It's no longer possible to stay informed just by reading the morning paper. Now, no day can begin without reading four online newspapers and 17 blogs, each dedicated to exposing the shameful ignorance and treasonous ideological folly of all the others. We can all have our own blogs, so we can join in the game. And because there is nothing to keep us civil, we quickly succumb to the Internet version of road rage.

The worst of it? All this stuff lasts forever. That e-mail to colleagues in which you suggested your boss might be a hermaphrodite; that embarrassing photo taken by your former fiance; that blog post in which you kind of exaggerated your role in saving your platoon from insurgents? They're all out there somewhere. And someday, someone will find them and use them to crucify you.

I know, I know. There's much that's good about the electronic communications technologies that have proliferated in the last 15 years. But we're facing the usual human problem: New technologies have arisen faster than effective norms for dealing with them. As a result, the more evolved our technologies get, the more we all act like lower primates.

Ogden Nash put the problem nicely in a 1953 poem called "A Caution to Everybody":

Consider the auk;
Becoming extinct because he forgot how to fly, and could only walk.
Consider man, who may well become extinct
Because he forgot to walk and learned to fly before he thinked.


Does anyone out there know how to save the human species from devolving into so many Googling monkeys? If so, speak up! Just please, please don't send me an e-mail.

Rosa Brooks, an associate professor of law at the University of Virginia, also writes a weekly opinion column for the Los Angeles Times.

Copyright © 2006 Cox Texas Newspapers, L.P.


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This Modern World

Click on the image to enlarge it. If this is (fair & balanced) drollery, so be it.



Tom Tomorrow is the creator of the award-winning weekly cartoon of social and political satire, "This Modern World," which appears regularly in approximately 150 papers across the country. In 1998, he won the first place Robert F. Kennedy Journalism Award for Cartooning.

Copyright © 2006 Salon


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A Score To Settle

No smartass commentary today. It's a pity that most white folks won't give this day a thought. If this is (fair & balanced) regret, so be it.

[x NYTimes]
Globalizing King's Legacy
By Taylor Branch

Official celebrations of the Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.'s birthday turn 20 years old this week.

Like that of Dr. King's late colleague Rosa Parks, the name behind our 10th national holiday carries more resonance than impact - noble, universal, yet bounded by race and time. The annual King event draws tributes to the end of legal segregation, reprises of landmark oratory and varied appraisals of problems for minorities. Yet despite our high-stakes national commitment to advance free government around the world, we consistently marginalize or ignore Dr. King's commitment to the core values of democracy.

His own words present a vast and urgent landscape for freedom. "No American is without responsibility," Dr. King declared only hours after the 1965 "Bloody Sunday" repulse of voting rights marchers in Selma, Ala. "All are involved in the sorrow that rises from Selma to contaminate every crevice of our national life," he added. "The struggle in Selma is for the survival of democracy everywhere in our land."

His public appeal gathered an overnight host from many states behind a blockaded vigil. When white supremacists beat one volunteer to death with impunity, Dr. King responded with prophetic witness against the grain of violence. "Out of the wombs of a frail world," he assured mourners, "new systems of equality and justice are being born."

Selma released waves of political energy from the human nucleus of freedom. Ordinary citizens ventured across cultural barriers, aroused a transnational conscience and engaged all three branches of government. After the landmark Voting Rights Act of 1965, Dr. King claimed that the distinctive methods of sharecroppers and students had revived nothing less than the visionary heritage of the American Revolution. "The stirring lesson of this age is that mass nonviolent direct action is not a peculiar device for Negro agitation," he told the Synagogue Council of America. "Rather it is a historically validated method for defending freedom and democracy, and for enlarging these values for the benefit of the whole society."

This effusive axiom went unnoticed, but the blessings of freedom did ripple far beyond the black victims of caste. As Dr. King predicted, the civil rights movement liberated segregationists themselves. The integrity of law enforcement rose with a stark decline in racial terror. The Atlanta Braves joined the first professional sports teams to spring up at integrated stadiums, and business radiated Sun Belt growth into a region of historic poverty. In elections, new black voters generated the 20th century's first two-party competition to displace the ossified regimes of white supremacy. The stigma of segregation no longer curtailed a Southerner's chances for high national office, and fresh candidates rose swiftly to leadership in both national parties.

Parallel tides opened doors for the first female students at some universities and most private colleges, then the military academies. In 1972, civil rights agitation over doctrines of equal souls produced the first public ordination of a female rabbi in the United States, and the Episcopal Church soon introduced female clergy members in spite of schismatic revolts to preserve religious authority for men. Pauli Murray, a lawyer who was one of the pioneer priests, had pursued a legal appeal that in 1966 overturned several state laws flatly prohibiting jury service by women. "The principle announced seems so obvious today," Dr. Murray would write in a memoir, "that it is difficult to remember the dramatic break the court was making."

Overseas, as an amalgam of forces suddenly dissolved the Soviet empire atop its mountain of nuclear weapons, Dr. King's message echoed in the strains of "We Shall Overcome" heard along the Berlin Wall and the streets of Prague. Likewise, South African apartheid melted without the long-dreaded racial Armageddon, on miraculous healing words from a former prisoner, Nelson Mandela. Students shocked the world from Tiananmen Square with nonviolent demonstrations modeled on American sit-ins, planting seeds of democracy within the authoritarian shell of Chinese Communism.

These and other sweeping trends from the civil rights era have transformed daily life in many countries, and now their benefit is scarcely contested. Yet the political discourse behind them is atrophied. Public service has fallen into sad disrepute. Spitballs pass for debate. Comedians write the best-selling books on civics. Dr. King's ideas are not so much rebutted as cordoned off or begrudged, and for two generations his voice of anguished hope has given way to a dominant slogan that government itself is bad.

Above all, no one speaks for nonviolence. Indeed, the most powerful discipline from the freedom movement was the first to be ridiculed across the political spectrum. "A hundred political commentators have interred nonviolence into a premature grave," Dr. King complained after Selma. The concept seemed alien and unmanly. It came to embarrass many civil rights veterans themselves, even though nonviolence lies at the heart of democracy.

Every ballot - the most basic element of free government - is by definition a piece of nonviolence, symbolizing hard-won or hopeful consent to raise politics above anarchy and war. The boldest principles of democratic character undergird the civil rights movement's nonviolent training. James Madison, arguing to ratify the Constitution in 1788, summoned "every votary of freedom to rest all our political experiments on the capacity of mankind for self-government," and he added that no form of government can secure liberty "without virtue in the people."

By steeling themselves to endure blows without retaliation, and remaining steadfastly open to civil contact with their oppressors, civil rights demonstrators offered shining examples of the revolutionary balance that launched the American system: self-government and public trust. All the rest is careful adjustment.

Like Madison, the marchers from Selma turned rulers and subjects into fellow citizens. A largely invisible people offered leadership in the role of modern founders. For an incandescent decade, from 1955 to 1965, the heirs of slavery lifted the whole world toward freedom.

Weariness and war intruded. In the White House, President Lyndon Johnson wrestled the political subtleties of sending soldiers to guarantee liberty at home. "Troops leave a bitter taste in the mouths of all the people," cautioned Defense Secretary Robert McNamara. The president moaned simultaneously over predictions of bloody stalemate if he sent troops to Vietnam, saying the prospect "makes the chills run up my back," but he succumbed to schoolyard politics. The American people, he feared, "will forgive you for everything except being weak."

Lamenting religious leaders who accommodated the war, Dr. King defended nonviolence on two fronts. "Have they forgotten that my ministry is in obedience to the one who loved his enemies so fully that he died for them?" he asked. "What then can I say to the Vietcong, or to Castro, or to Mao...? Can I threaten them with death or must I not share with them my life?" In politics, Dr. King endorsed a strategic alternative to violence. "We will stop communism by letting the world know that democracy is a better government than any other government," he told his congregation, "and by making justice a reality for all of God's children."

Pressures intensified within Dr. King's own movement. To battered young colleagues who wondered why nonviolence was consigned mostly to black people, while others admired James Bond, he could only commend the burden as a redemptive sacrifice. Change was slow, however, for a land still dotted with lynching, and frustration turned to rebellion as the war in Vietnam hardened the political climate. When offered incendiary but fleeting fame in 1966, the leaders of various black power movements repudiated nonviolence along with the vote itself, which they had given so much to win.

Meanwhile, Lyndon Johnson steadily lost his presidency at home before he could forge any political order in Vietnam. Although casualty figures confirmed the heavy advantage of American arms, Johnson fell victim to a historical paradox evolving since the age of Napoleon: modern warfare destroys more but governs less - one reason military commanders seem, in my limited experience, more skeptical than civilians about the political use of lethal force.

Dr. King grew ever more lonely in conviction about the gateway to constructive politics. "I'm committed to nonviolence absolutely," he wrote. "I'm just not going to kill anybody, whether it's in Vietnam or here." When bristling discouragement invaded his own staff, he exhorted them to rise above fear and hatred alike. "We must not be intimidated by those who are laughing at nonviolence now," he told them on his last birthday.

His oratory fused the political promise of equal votes with the spiritual doctrine of equal souls. He planted one foot in American heritage, the other in scripture, and both in nonviolence. "I say to you that our goal is freedom," he said in his last Sunday sermon. "And I believe we're going to get there because, however much she strays from it, the goal of America is freedom."

Only hours before his death, Dr. King startled an aide with a balmy aside from his unpopular movement to uplift the poor. "In our next campaign," he remarked, "we have to institutionalize nonviolence and take it international."

The nation would do well to incorporate this goal into our mission abroad, reinforcing the place of nonviolence among the fundamentals of democracy, along with equal citizenship, self-government and accountable public trust. We could also restore Dr. King's role in the continuing story of freedom to its rightful prominence, emphasizing that the best way to safeguard democracy is to practice it. And we must recognize that the accepted tradeoff between freedom and security is misguided, because our values are the essence of our strength. If dungeons, brute force and arbitrary rule were the keys to real power, Saudi Arabia would be a model for the future instead of the past.

Gunfire took Dr. King's life, but we determine his legacy. This holiday, let that inspiration remain our patriotic challenge.

Taylor Branch is the author, most recently, of At Canaan's Edge, the third volume of his biography of Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

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Sunday, January 15, 2006

Get 'Em, Ben!

Ben Sargent is a killer in the tradition of Thomas Nast. Alito's "originalism" is a sham for turning the clock back to 1932 (pre-New Deal). No social programs and no entitlements. This is the dream-world of Supreme Court Justices Scalia, Thomas, and (very likely) Alito. If this is (fair & balanced) constitutional nonsense, so be it.

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Friday, January 13, 2006

How Do I Do This To Myself?

At the end of the month, I will commence a series of six weekly lectures for the Geezer University. My chosen topic is an examination of changes in the man-made environment. It's easier to nail jelly to a barn door than to lead a theoretical discussion with a class of skeptics. For example, the geezer students inhabit an über suburb that I call (irreverently) Geezerville. The response to a critique of suburbia will be negative, to put it mildly. Why bother? If this is (fair & balanced) hopelessness, so be it.

[x Toronto Star]
Suburbs: A cliché from hell
By Nicholas Hune-Brown

There are certain landscapes that have been described so often they exist as much in the imagination as in reality. A first-time visitor to New York will find it difficult to see the city with fresh eyes as she walks down the familiar streets of Woody Allen movies. Parts of London will always belong to Dickens, and to this day Casablanca remains more a romantic symbol than an actual city.

In 1987, the Mississippi-born novelist Richard Ford spoke about how difficult it was to write about the South after Faulkner had described it so vividly. "When the whole earth is a literary landscape to start with — every tree has been described, every rise has been intuited — you'll do well to go someplace where you'll see it anew," Ford said. "So that's what I did."

Where he went was Princeton, N.J., the model for the fictional Haddam in which his award-winning novels The Sportswriter and Independence Day are set.

Ford moved to the suburbs. But the world he found there was hardly a blank slate. Despite its relative youth, suburbia is already a thoroughly mythologized landscape with its own set of clichés and conventions. The word brings to mind a number of images and associations, many of them negative. The suburb is a land of white-picket fences and well-trimmed lawns, of teenage angst and mindless materialism.

As historian Margaret Marsh has written, "The idea of suburbia transcends space and civic boundaries and becomes a means to conceptualize a way of life."

You don't have to look far to find depictions of suburbia as well worn as the most clichéd images of the South. In "Fun with Dick and Jane" — the recent remake of a 1977 comedy — Jim Carrey and Téa Leoni enjoy an ideal life in a fully loaded suburban house complete with barbecue, swimming pool, and white-picket fence. When Carrey loses his job, the couple begins a life of crime in order to hang on to their version of the "American dream."

The latest single from pop-punk band Green Day is a nine-minute rock opera called "Jesus of Suburbia" that tells the story of a kid brought up on a "steady diet of soda pop and Ritalin," who just doesn't fit into the conformist "land of make believe."

The publicity blurb for "Weeds," last fall's television series about a suburban mother who deals drugs, promised to expose the "dirty little secrets that lie behind the pristine lawns and shiny closed doors" of suburbia.

The point is, there's nothing new about attacking the suburbs. A quick look at their history shows us that their image as a conformist prison is as old as the suburbs themselves.

Perhaps the only dirty little secret left to tell about life in suburbia is that, despite what you've heard from books, movies and television, it isn't really all that bad.

In popular depictions, it seems you either love the suburbs or you hate them. In his book SuburbanNation, literary critic Robert Beuka argues that suburbia has given us utopias and dystopias, but very few artists have offered a more nuanced approach.

In consumer advertising, lifestyle magazines, and television shows like "Leave it To Beaver" and "Father Knows Best," suburbia is the place where the promise of a happy family life, secure employment, and material comfort has been realized — the physical embodiment of the American dream. Perhaps the most literal example of this came in the famous 1959 Khrushchev-Nixon "kitchen debate." Arguing with then Soviet leader Nikita Khrushchev at the American National Exhibit in Moscow, Richard Nixon could point to the American suburban model house on display, with its all-electric kitchen, multiple small appliances, and pantry full of canned food as physical proof of the superiority of the American way of life.

For many North Americans, however, suburbia is seen as exactly the opposite. Filmmakers and authors, punk bands and folk singers have all attacked suburbia as a centre of mindless consumption and stifling social conformity. The suburbs may represent the "American dream," they argue, but that dream is perverted and corrupt.

Sinclair Lewis's Babbitt is one of the first novels set in suburbia and arguably the father of the entire anti-suburban genre. Published in 1922 in the midst of the 1920s suburban building boom, the novel lays out some of the basic characterizations of the suburbs that we find over and over in subsequent depictions.

The novel tells the story of George F. Babbitt, a real estate agent, prominent member of the local men's club, and head of a nuclear family living a rather comfortable life in the suburban community of Floral Heights.

At first, Babbitt loves the advantages of the homogenous suburbs. "The extraordinary, growing, and sane standardization of stores, offices, streets, hotels, clothes, and newspapers throughout the United States shows how strong and enduring a type is ours," he happily tells a real estate board.

As the novel progresses, however, Babbitt comes to associate the standardization of his environment with the standardization of his life. His conventional marriage is loveless, his conventional job is unfulfilling, and the expensive things he consumes are "at first the signs, then the substitutes, for joy and passion and wisdom."

Babbitt rebels against his suburban existence, beginning an affair and refusing to join a local business organization. However, when his wife suddenly gets ill, his shaky determination to revolt crumbles and he returns to his suburban existence.

Although Babbitt's rebellion fails, Lewis's novel sparked a similar revolt, if only in the world of literature. Lewis may not be the first writer to take the sad, alienated businessman as his subject, but he is arguably the first to intimately link these feelings of alienation with the comfortable environment of the suburbs, and he is certainly the most influential. Indeed, the novel mocked what Lewis saw as the narrow life of the typical suburb-dweller so effectively that the noun "Babbitt" is defined in the Oxford Canadian Dictionary as "a materialistic, complacent business person."

Since Babbitt, the same themes of alienation, conformity, and materialism in the suburbs have been played out time and again in American novels. From Lewis's tired businessmen to John Updike's listless wife-swappers, from John Cheever's cocktail-sippers to the more contemporary suburb-dwellers of Rick Moody (The Ice Storm) and Jeffrey Eugenides (The Virgin Suicides), the literature of the suburbs has given us a seemingly endless supply of sad, privileged suburbanites.

In films, the tendency to use "suburbia" as convenient shorthand for "bourgeois," "conservative," "conformist," and "repressive" has been even more apparent. Time after time, even the most imaginative filmmakers have delivered the expected clichés about the suburbs in hyperbolic allegories. In Tim Burton's excellent "Edward Scissorhands" (1990), the cookie-cutter world of the suburbs is depicted in grotesque exaggeration. The stereotypical suburbanite's tendency to punish aberrant behaviour — illustrated in Babbitt or Cheever short stories by a pointed non-invitation to a garden party or a snubbing at the grocery store — here takes the form of the cruel ostracism of the monstrous Edward Scissorhands. They literally run him out of their conformist suburb.

In Gary Ross's "Pleasantville" (1998), two teenagers enter a 1950s sitcom set in the idyllic community of Pleasantville where, in a heavy-handed metaphor, the conservative elder statesmen of the suburb literally see things in black and white.

Peter Weir's 1998 film "The Truman Show" takes the idea of suburb-as-conformist-prison as its central conceit: Truman's ideal suburban home and friendly neighbours are in fact all part of an elaborate reality television show from which he cannot escape. Like the average suburbanite, Truman believes he is a self-determined individual happy in his comfortable life, when in reality he is trapped in an artificial prison.

In Sam Mendes' 1999 film "American Beauty," a middle-aged man played by Kevin Spacey falls in love with a teenage girl. This suddenly opens his eyes to the stifling conformity of his suburban life and he begins a rebellion against the world of repressed propriety, mocking his neighbours, insulting his wife, and generally acting up. The film hits all the familiar points about life in the suburbs: a loveless marriage, a culture of materialism, repressed sexuality. It also follows the plot of a Cheever short story remarkably closely. Yes, years before the plastic bag was even invented, let alone floated down the subdivision as a symbol of beauty, Francis Weed was lusting after his babysitter and disturbing the neighbourhood in The Country Husband.

The point isn't that Hollywood may have been borrowing from Cheever, but that, more than 50 years after his first collection was published, we have nothing new to say about life in the suburbs.

The North American suburbs of 2006 are a world away from the imagined suburbs of Cheever or Lewis. Traditional suburbs have grown and aged. Many of the once identical houses of Levittown and other subdivisions have now been customized and renovated. As developments on the urban fringe have become increasingly independent from their urban centres, the very existence of "suburbia" in the traditional sense has been questioned.

Immigration has also made suburbia a far more diverse landscape. The population of Glendale, the town chosen by novelist James M. Cain as the setting for his 1941 novel Mildred Pierce because of its suburban blandness, is now over 50 per cent foreign-born. According to the American non-profit research organization The Brookings Institution, in the year 2000 more immigrants in metropolitan areas lived in suburbs than in cities.

Most importantly, the suburbs have become the dominant way of living. Today, more than half of America lives in suburbia, the number of Canadians living in suburbs has doubled since the 1960s, and, as supporters of the suburbs such as urban historian Tom Martinson have argued, most of them like it.

Yet while academics have taken a more nuanced approach toward suburbia to fit this changing reality, artists insist on selling the same shop-worn clichés.

These clichés aren't just unfairly hard on suburbanites; they also ignore the real problems of suburban development. Aesthetically, modern subdivisions and strip malls are often hideous constructions built on an inhuman scale. And although suburbia as a whole is no longer entirely homogenous, individual suburbs remain relatively segregated.

Most important, the current car-dependent suburban model of low-density residential areas connected by multi-lane highways simply isn't sustainable. James Howard Kunstler, the author of Geography of Nowhere and one of suburbia's most outspoken critics, has called suburban sprawl "the most destructive development pattern the world has ever seen, and perhaps the greatest misallocation of resources the world has ever known."

Suburban depictions, however, largely ignore these issues and concentrate instead on feelings of alienation and suburban malaise. The only question that films like "American Beauty" and "Pleasantville" seem to ask is a self-pitying rhetorical one: "Is there anything worse than growing up in the upper-middle-class suburbs?"

The answer, of course, is, Obviously. Living in poor urban or rural communities are two that immediately come to mind. However, as Catherine Jurca writes in her excellent analysis of suburban fiction, White Diaspora, narratives about the suburbs tend to "convert the rights and privileges of living there into spiritual, cultural, and political problems of displacement, in which being white and middle class is imagined to have as much or more to do with subjugation as with social dominance." Babbitt's Dutch Colonial house isn't a comfortable home, it's a prison. Kevin Spacey isn't lucky to have a high-paying job, he's repressed by it.

By showing the suburbs as the place where the American Dream has soured, where the need to keep up with the Joneses has become oppressive, these movies and books deny the very real economic and political privileges that exist in the comfortable, middle-class enclaves. There are plenty of things to dislike about suburbia, but wealth and comfort probably shouldn't be at the top of the list.

The result of all this has been a picture of suburbia that ignores both the genuine benefits and the legitimate criticisms of life on the urban fringe.

Instead, depictions of the suburbs offer predictable images of conformity and alienation. In its short existence, suburbia has become more a bundle of clichés and conventions than a real place. Today, a young writer looking to describe a new landscape would do well to stay clear of the subdivision and head for somewhere fresher. New York, London, Casablanca — almost anywhere has less literary baggage than the North American suburb.

Nicholas Hune-Brown is a Toronto-based freelance writer.

Copyright © 2006 Toronto Star Newspapers Limited


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Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Read All About It?

Joseph Epstein, former editor of The American Scholar, is witty and erudite. Here, he analyzes the end times of print journalism. Thanks to the Internet, I receive the NYTimes, the Washington Post, and the LATimes daily in my e-mail In Box. I can customize my online subscriptions to include only the sections of each paper that interest me. My issues omit Home & Living, Financial News, and such fluff (to my taste). How can the newspapers give all of this away for nothing? I cannot remember clicking on a single banner ad in any of the e-mail versions I receive. No wonder newspapers are in financial difficulty. If this is (fair & balanced) pessimism, so be it.

[x Commentary]
Are Newspapers Doomed?
By Joseph Epstein

“Clearly,” said Adam to Eve as they departed the Garden of Eden, “we’re living in an age of transition.” A joke, of course—but also not quite a joke, because when has the history of the world been anything other than one damned transition after another? Yet sometimes, in certain realms, transitions seem to stand out with utter distinctiveness, and this seems to be the case with the fortune of printed newspapers at the present moment. As a medium and as an institution, the newspaper is going through an age of transition in excelsis, and nobody can confidently say how it will end or what will come next.

To begin with familiar facts, statistics on readership have been pointing downward, significantly downward, for some time now. Four-fifths of Americans once read newspapers; today, apparently fewer than half do. Among adults, in the decade 1990-2000, daily readership fell from 52.6 percent to 37.5 percent. Among the young, things are much worse: in one study, only 19 percent of those between the ages of eighteen and thirty-four reported consulting a daily paper, and only 9 percent trusted the information purveyed there; a mere 8 percent found newspapers helpful, while 4 percent thought them entertaining.

From 1999 to 2004, according to the Newspaper Association of America, general circulation dropped by another 1.3 million. Reflecting both that fact and the ferocious competition for classified ads from free online bulletin boards like craigslist.org, advertising revenue has been stagnant at best, while printing and productions costs have gone remorselessly upward. As a result, the New York Times Company has cut some 700 jobs from its various papers. The Baltimore Sun, owned by the Chicago Tribune, is closing down its five international bureaus. Second papers in many cities have locked their doors.

This bleeding phenomenon is not restricted to the United States, and no bets should be placed on the likely success of steps taken by papers to stanch the flow. The Wall Street Journal, in an effort to save money on production costs, is trimming the width of its pages, from 15 to 12 inches. In England, the once venerable Guardian, in a mad scramble to retain its older readers and find younger ones, has radically redesigned itself by becoming smaller. London’s Independent has gone tabloid, and so has the once revered Times, its publisher preferring the euphemism “compact.”

For those of us who grew up with newspapers in our daily regimen, sometimes with not one but two newspapers in our homes, it is all a bit difficult to take in. As early as 1831, Alexis de Tocqueville noted that even frontier families in upper Michigan had a weekly paper delivered. A.J. Liebling, the New Yorker’s writer on the press, used to say that he judged any new city he visited by the taste of its water and the quality of its newspapers.

The paper to which you subscribed, or that your father brought home from work, told a good deal about your family: its social class, its level of education, its politics. Among the five major dailies in the Chicago of my early boyhood, my father preferred the Daily News, an afternoon paper reputed to have excellent foreign correspondents. Democratic in its general political affiliation, though not aggressively so, the Daily News was considered the intelligent Chicagoan’s paper.

My father certainly took it seriously. I remember asking him in 1952, as a boy of fifteen, about whom he intended to vote for in the presidential election between Dwight Eisenhower and Adlai Stevenson. “I’m not sure,” he said. “I think I’ll wait to see which way Lippmann is going.”

The degree of respect then accorded the syndicated columnist Walter Lippmann is hard to imagine in our own time. In good part, his cachet derived from his readers’ belief not only in his intelligence but in his impartiality. Lippmann, it was thought, cared about what was best for the country; he wasn’t already lined up; you couldn’t be certain which way he would go.

Of the two candidates in 1952, Stevenson, the intellectually cultivated Democrat, was without a doubt the man Lippmann would have preferred to have lunch with. But in the end he went for Eisenhower—his reason being, as I recall, that the country needed a strong leader with a large majority behind him, a man who, among other things, could face down the obstreperous Red-baiting of Senator Joseph McCarthy. My father, a lifelong Democrat, followed Lippmann and crossed over to vote for Eisenhower.

My father took his paper seriously in another way, too. He read it after dinner and ingested it, like that dinner, slowly, treating it as a kind of second dessert: something at once nutritive and entertaining. He was in no great hurry to finish.

Today, his son reads no Chicago newspaper whatsoever. A serial killer could be living in my apartment building, and I would be unaware of it until informed by my neighbors. As for the power of the press to shape and even change my mind, I am in the condition of George Santayana, who wrote to his sister in 1915 that he was too old to “be influenced by newspaper argument. When I read them I form perhaps a new opinion of the newspaper but seldom a new opinion on the subject discussed.”

I do subscribe to the New York Times, which I read without a scintilla of glee. I feel I need it, chiefly to discover who in my cultural world has died, or been honored (probably unjustly), or has turned out some new piece of work that I ought to be aware of. I rarely give the daily Times more than a half-hour, if that. I begin with the obituaries. Next, I check the op-ed page, mostly to see if anyone has hit upon a novel way of denigrating President Bush; the answer is invariably no, though they seem never to tire of trying. I glimpse the letters to the editor in hopes of finding someone after my own heart. I almost never read the editorials, following the advice of the journalist Jack Germond who once compared the writing of a newspaper editorial to wetting oneself in a dark-blue serge suit: “It gives you a nice warm feeling, but nobody notices.”

The arts section, which in the Times is increasingly less about the arts and more about television, rock ’n’ roll, and celebrity, does not detain me long. Sports is another matter, for I do have the sports disease in a chronic and soon to be terminal stage; I run my eyes over these pages, turning in spring, summer, and fall to see who is pitching in that day’s Cubs and White Sox games. And I always check the business section, where some of the better writing in the Times appears and where the reporting, because so much is at stake, tends to be more trustworthy.

Finally—quickly, very quickly—I run through the so-called hard news, taking in most of it at the headline level. I seem able to sleep perfectly soundly these days without knowing the names of the current presidents or prime ministers of Peru, India, Japan, and Poland. For the rest, the point of view that permeates the news coverage in the Times is by now so yawningly predictable that I spare myself the effort of absorbing the facts that seem to serve as so much tedious filler.

Am I typical in my casual disregard? I suspect so. Everyone agrees that print newspapers are in trouble today, and almost everyone agrees on the reasons. Foremost among them is the vast improvement in the technology of delivering information, which has combined in lethal ways with a serious change in the national temperament.

The technological change has to do with the increase in the number of television cable channels and the astonishing amount of news floating around in cyberspace. As Richard A. Posner has written, “The public’s consumption of news and opinion used to be like sucking on a straw; now it’s like being sprayed by a fire hose.”

The temperamental change has to do with the national attention span. The critic Walter Benjamin said, as long ago as the 1930’s, that the chief emotion generated by reading the newspapers is impatience. His remark is all the more pertinent today, when the very definition of what constitutes important information is up for grabs. More and more, in a shift that cuts across age, social class, and even educational lines, important information means information that matters to me, now.

And this is where the two changes intersect. Not only are we acquiring our information from new places but we are taking it pretty much on our own terms. The magazine Wired recently defined the word “egocasting” as “the consumption of on-demand music, movies, television, and other media that cater to individual and not mass-market tastes.” The news, too, is now getting to be on-demand.

Instead of beginning their day with coffee and the newspaper, there to read what editors have selected for their enlightenment, people, and young people in particular, wait for a free moment to go online. No longer need they wade through thickets of stories and features of no interest to them, and least of all need they do so on the websites of newspapers, where the owners are hoping to regain the readers lost to print. Instead, they go to more specialized purveyors of information, including instant-messaging providers, targeted news sites, blogs, and online “zines.”

Much cogitation has been devoted to the question of young people’s lack of interest in traditional news. According to one theory, which is by now an entrenched cliché, the young, having grown up with television and computers as their constant companions, are “visual-minded,” and hence averse to print. Another theory holds that young people do not feel themselves implicated in the larger world; for them, news of that world isn’t where the action is. A more flattering corollary of this is that grown-up journalism strikes the young as hopelessly out of date. All that solemn good-guy/bad-guy reporting, the taking seriously of opéra-bouffe characters like Jesse Jackson or Al Gore or Tom DeLay, the false complexity of “in-depth” television reporting à la 60 Minutes—this, for them, is so much hot air. They prefer to watch Jon Stewart’s "The Daily Show" on the Comedy Central cable channel, where traditional news is mocked and pilloried as obvious nonsense.

Whatever the validity of this theorizing, it is also beside the point. For as the grim statistics confirm, the young are hardly alone in turning away from newspapers. Nor are they alone responsible for the dizzying growth of the so-called blogosphere, said to be increasing by 70,000 sites a day (according to the search portal technorati.com). In the first half of this year alone, the number of new blogs grew from 7.8 to 14.2 million. And if the numbers are dizzying, the sheer amount of information floating around is enough to give a person a serious case of Newsheimers.

Astonishing results are reported when news is passed from one blog to another: scores if not hundreds of thousands of hits, and, on sites that post readers’ reactions, responses that can often be more impressive in research and reasoning than anything likely to turn up in print. Newspaper journalists themselves often get their stories from blogs, and bloggers have been extremely useful in verifying or refuting the erroneous reportage of mainstream journalists. The only place to get a reasonably straight account of news about Israel and the Palestinians, according to Stephanie Gutmann, author of The Other War: Israelis, Palestinians, and the Struggle for Media Supremacy, is in the blogosphere.

The trouble with blogs and Internet news sites, it has been said, is that they merely reinforce the reader’s already established interests and views, thereby contributing to our much-lamented national polarization of opinion. A newspaper, by contrast, at least compels one to acknowledge the existence of other subjects and issues, and reading it can alert one to affecting or important matters that one would never encounter if left to one’s own devices, and in particular to that primary device of our day, the computer. Whether or not that is so, the argument has already been won, and not by the papers.

Another argument appears to have been won, too, and again to the detriment of the papers. This is the argument over politics, which the newspapers brought upon themselves and which, in my view, they richly deserved to lose.

One could put together an impressive little anthology of utterances by famous Americans on the transcendent importance of the press as a guardian watchdog of the state. Perhaps the most emphatic was that of Thomas Jefferson, who held that freedom of the press, right up there with freedom of religion and freedom of the person under the rights of habeas corpus and trial by jury, was among “the principles [that] form the bright constellation which has gone before us, and guided our steps through an age of revolution and reformation.” Even today, not many people would disagree with this in theory; but like the character in a Tom Stoppard play, many would add: “I’m with you on the free press. It’s the damned newspapers I can’t stand.”

The self-proclaimed goal of newsmen used to be to report, in a clear and factual way, on the important events of the day, on subjects of greater or lesser parochialism. It is no longer so. Here is Dan Rather, quoting with approval someone he does not name who defines news as “what somebody doesn’t want you to know. All the rest is advertising.”

“What somebody doesn’t want you to know”—it would be hard to come up with a more concise definition of the target of the “investigative journalism” that has been the pride of the nation’s newspapers for the past three decades. Bob Woodward, Carl Bernstein, Seymour Hersh, and many others have built their reputations on telling us things that Presidents and Senators and generals and CEO’s have not wanted us to know.

Besides making for a strictly adversarial relationship between government and the press, there is no denying that investigative journalism, whatever (very mixed) accomplishments it can claim to its credit, has put in place among us a tone and temper of agitation and paranoia. Every day, we are asked to regard the people we elect to office as, essentially, our enemies—thieves, thugs, and megalomaniacs whose vicious secret deeds it is the chief function of the press to uncover and whose persons to bring down in a glare of publicity.

All this might have been to the good if what the journalists discovered were invariably true—and if the nature and the implications of that truth were left for others to puzzle out. Frequently, neither has been the case.

Much of contemporary journalism functions through leaks—information passed to journalists by unidentified individuals telling those things that someone supposedly doesn’t want us to know. Since these sources cannot be checked or cross-examined, readers are in no position to assess the leakers’ motives for leaking, let alone the agenda of the journalists who rely on them. To state the obvious: a journalist fervently against the U.S. presence in Iraq is unlikely to pursue leaks providing evidence that the war has been going reasonably well.

Administrations have of course used leaks for their own purposes, and leaks have also become a time-tested method for playing out intramural government disputes. Thus, it is widely and no doubt correctly believed that forces at the CIA and in the State Department have leaked information to the New York Times and the Washington Post to weaken positions taken by the White House they serve, thereby availing themselves of a mechanism of sabotage from within. But this, too, is not part of the truth we are likely to learn from investigative journalists, who not only purvey slanted information as if it were simply true but then take it upon themselves to try, judge, and condemn those they have designated as political enemies. So glaring has this problem become that the Times, beginning in June, felt compelled to introduce a new policy, designed, in the words of its ombudsman, to make “the use of anonymous sources the ‘exception’ rather than ‘routine.’”

No wonder, then, that the prestige of mainstream journalism, which reached perhaps an all-time high in the early 1970’s at the time of Watergate, has now badly slipped. According to most studies of the question, journalists tend more and more to be regarded by Americans as unaccountable kibitzers whose self-appointed job is to spread dissension, increase pressure on everyone, make trouble—and preach the gospel of present-day liberalism. Aiding this deserved fall in reputation has been a series of well-publicized scandals like the rise and fall of the reporter Jayson Blair at the New York Times.

The politicization of contemporary journalists surely has a lot to do with the fact that almost all of them today are university-trained. In Newspaper Days, H.L. Mencken recounts that in 1898, at the age of eighteen, he had a choice of going to college, there to be taught by German professors and on weekends to sit in a raccoon coat watching football games, or of getting a job on a newspaper, which would allow him to zip off to fires, whorehouse raids, executions, and other such festivities. As Mencken observes, it was no contest.

Most contemporary journalists, by contrast, attend schools of journalism or study the humanities and social sciences. Here the reigning politics are liberal, and along with their degrees, and their sense of enlightened virtue, they emerge with locked-in political views. According to Jim A. Kuypers in Press Bias and Politics, 76 percent of journalists who admit to having a politics describe themselves as liberal. The consequences are predictable: even as they employ their politics to tilt their stories, such journalists sincerely believe they are (a) merely telling the truth and (b) doing good in the world.

Pre-university-educated journalists did not, I suspect, feel that the papers they worked for existed as vehicles through which to advance their own political ideas. Some among them might have hated corruption, or the standard lies told by politicians; from time to time they might even have felt a stab of idealism or sentimentality. But they subsisted chiefly on cynicism, heavy boozing, and an admiration for craft. They did not treat the news—and editors of that day would not have permitted them to treat the news—as a trampoline off which to bounce their own tendentious politics.

To the degree that papers like the New York Times, the Washington Post, and the Los Angeles Times have contributed to the political polarization of the country, they much deserve their fate of being taken less and less seriously by fewer and fewer people. One can say this even while acknowledging that the cure, in the form of on-demand news, can sometimes seem as bad as the disease, tending often only to confirm users, whether liberal or conservative or anything else, in the opinions they already hold. But at least the curious or the bored can, at a click, turn elsewhere on the Internet for variety or relief—which is more than can be said for newspaper readers.

Nor, in a dumbed-down world, do our papers of record offer an oasis of taste. There were always a large number of newspapers in America whose sole standard was scandal and entertainment. (The crossword puzzle first appeared in Joseph Pulitzer’s New York World.) But there were also some that were dedicated to bringing their readers up to a high or at least a middling mark. Among these were the New York Times, the St. Louis Post-Dispatch, the Washington Post, the Milwaukee Journal, the Wall Street Journal, the now long defunct New York Herald-Tribune, and the Chicago Daily News.

These newspapers did not mind telling readers what they felt they ought to know, even at the risk of boring the pajamas off them. The Times, for instance, used to run the full text of important political speeches, which could sometimes fill two full pages of photograph-less type. But now that the college-educated are writing for the college-educated, neither party seems to care. And with circulation numbers dwindling and the strategy in place of whoring after the uninterested young, anything goes.

What used to be considered the serious press in America has become increasingly frivolous. The scandal-and-entertainment aspect more and more replaces what once used to be called “hard news.” In this, the serious papers would seem to be imitating the one undisputed print success of recent decades, USA Today, whose guiding principle has been to make things brief, fast-paced, and entertaining. Or, more hopelessly still, they are imitating television talk shows or the Internet itself, often mindlessly copying some of their dopier and more destructive innovations.

The editor of the London Independent has talked of creating, in place of a newspaper, a “viewspaper,” one that can be viewed like a television or a computer. The Los Angeles Times has made efforts to turn itself interactive, including by allowing website readers to change the paper’s editorials to reflect their own views (only to give up on this initiative when readers posted pornography on the page). In his technology column for the New York Times, David Carr speaks of newspapers needing “a podcast moment,” by which I take him to mean that the printed press must come up with a self-selecting format for presenting on-demand news akin to the way the iPod presents a listener’s favorite programming exactly as and when he wants it.

In our multitasking nation, we already read during television commercials, talk on the cell-phone while driving, listen to music while working on the computer, and much else besides. Some in the press seem in their panic to think that the worst problem they face is that you cannot do other things while reading a newspaper except smoke, which in most places is outlawed anyway. Their problems go much deeper.

In a speech given this past April to the American Society of Newspaper Editors, the international publisher Rupert Murdoch catalogued the drastic diminution of readership for the traditional press and then went on to rally the troops by telling them that they must do better. Not different, but better: going deeper in their coverage, listening more intently to the desires of their readers, assimilating and where possible imitating the digital culture so popular among the young. A man immensely successful and usually well anchored in reality, Murdoch here sounded distressingly like a man without a plan.

Not that I have one of my own. Best to study history, it is said, because the present is too complicated and no one knows anything about the future. The time of transition we are currently going through, with the interest in traditional newspapers beginning to fade and news on the computer still a vast confusion, can be likened to a great city banishing horses from its streets before anyone has yet perfected the automobile.

Nevertheless, if I had to prophesy, my guess would be that newspapers will hobble along, getting ever more desperate and ever more vulgar. More of them will attempt the complicated mental acrobatic of further dumbing down while straining to keep up, relentlessly exerting themselves to sustain the mighty cataract of inessential information that threatens to drown us all. Those of us who grew up with newspapers will continue to read them, with ever less trust and interest, while younger readers, soon enough grown into middle age, will ignore them.

My own preference would be for a few serious newspapers to take the high road: to smarten up instead of dumbing down, to honor the principles of integrity and impartiality in their coverage, and to become institutions that even those who disagreed with them would have to respect for the reasoned cogency of their editorial positions. I imagine such papers directed by editors who could choose for me—as neither the Internet nor I on my own can do—the serious issues, questions, and problems of the day and, with the aid of intelligence born of concern, give each the emphasis it deserves.

In all likelihood a newspaper taking this route would go under; but at least it would do so in a cloud of glory, guns blazing. And at least its loss would be a genuine subtraction. About our newspapers as they now stand, little more can be said in their favor than that they do not require batteries to operate, you can swat flies with them, and they can still be used to wrap fish.

Joseph Epstein contributed “Forgetting Edmund Wilson” to last month’s Commentary. His new book, Friendship, An Exposé, will be published by Houghton Mifflin in July.

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