Wednesday, August 27, 2008





[x Boulder (CO) Fishwrap]
I Have A Dream That....
By John Sherffius



[John Sherffius is a California native who went from UCLA (a cartoonist for The Daily Bruin) to the St. Louis Post-Dispatch to Boulder, Colorado. Sherffius is the 2008 recipient of the Herblock Prize for editorial cartooning.]

Copyright © 2008 The Boulder Camera


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You Heard It Here First! Ann Coulter Is A Transvestite!

A virtual friend from Way Up North (Where Bret Favre formerly ran and played.) sent along a bit of e-mail humor about the upcoming Dumbo national convention. Those boys and girls can dish it out, but they sure can't take it. So, here are the Dumbos in all of their wretchedness. Some of the "humor" is a bit crude, but then again, what part of crude doesn't a Dumbo understand? They love jokes that make fun of homosexuals, people of color, women, and the moral and ethical lapses of Democrats. So, here is a list of Dumbo moral, ethical, and venal lapses. If the foo shits, wear it. If this is (fair & balanced) japery, so be it.



Our pals at Brave New Films got a leaked copy of Day One Agenda of the GOP Convention....

Day One — 2008 Republican National Convention


7:00 pm — Ceremonial burning of the U.S. Constitution.

7:15 pm — Spiritual Medium Sylvia Browne performs psychic séance in desperate attempt to raise Ronald Reagan from the grave.

7:35 pm — "The Pleasures of Adultery" - with Newt Gingrich & Rudy Giuliani

8:05 pm — Gay sex party in Men's Restroom hosted by Senator Larry Craig

8:35 pm — Transvestite Ann Coulter – "My Life as a Man"

8:55 pm — Live satellite feed from Federal Prison — Ohio Rep. Bob Ney Mr. GOP, Jack Abramoff

9:05 pm — Guest speaker ex-Florida Congressman Mark Foley "Joys with Young Boys"

9:25 pm — Oliver North — "Iran is Evil, but I sold them weapons anyway"

9:40 pm — Bill O' Reilly — "The costs of sexual harassment and phone sex with employees"

10:00 pm — Gay sex party in Men's Room hosted by Ken Mehlman and Geraldo Rivera

10:25 pm — Check John McCain to see if he's still breathing and if his adult diaper needs changing.

10:35 pm — N.R.A. Executive Vice President Wayne LaPierre hosts an assault rifle target practice on Gays and Mexicans.

10:45 pm — Call emergency squad after a drunken Dick Cheney accidentally shoots his friend in the face.

11:00 pm — President Bush performs his hilarious comedy routine where he looks for Iraq's fictitious WMD's under guests tables.

11:15 pm — Governor Mike Huckabee does his famous uncanny imitation of Gomer Pyle.

11:20 pm — Group intervention to get Rush Limbaugh back into drug rehab.

11: 45 pm — Go up on rooftop and throw rocks down at homeless Vets sleeping in alley.

12:00 am — Live satellite feed from Federal Prison — California Congressman Randy "Duke" Cunningham

12:20 am — Convicted felon/Fox News analyst G. Gordon Liddy — "Lock picking Secrets"

12: 40 am — Guest speakers Donald Rumsfeld and Paul Wolfowitz — "How to lie your Country into a War"

1:00 am — Former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay — "Tips on Money Laundering"

1:15 am — Hookers arrive for the post-party.

Copyright © 2008 Brave New Films


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Dirty Little Secrets

The top science/energy writer at the NY Fishwrap, Matthew Wald, leaked a dirty little secret about wind energy in the United States. We can build all of the wind farms, filled with giant turbines, that we want. It won't make a tinker's dam of difference because the power grid cannot handle the additional electricity. The Hillster's Empire State (her latest address) has not constructed a new major power line in twenty years. Two decades! The same infrastructure problem exists throughtout the Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave. Just as the petroleum industry infrastructure cannot refine any more petroleum than it currently refines, the power lines are not available to transmit additional electric power. So, there are two dirty little secrets already: not enough power lines and too few refineries.

Matthew Wald's piece on wind-generated electric power prominently mentioned T-Bonehead Pickens, but doesn't mention any of T-Bonehead's dirty little secrets. As the man who has replaced H. Ross Perot as the Texan with bat guano ideas, T-Bonehead has got as much blood on his hands and ruined lives in his wake as any of the Robber Baron-speculators in the post-Civil War era: Jay Gould, Jim Fisk, and their ilk. In the aftermath of a business scheme gone bad, Jim Fisk spoke for his latter-day successor, T-Bonehead, when Fisk said: "Nothing is lost, save honor." T-Bonehead has destroyed companies, pension plans, and people and — with his billions — has rehabilitated himself as a patriot come to save the Republic. One final T-Bonehead dirty little secret: the natural gas that will join wind-generated electricity in T-Bonehead's scam is owned by T-Bonehead! The wind is free and the gas has been sitting underground in SW Kansas waiting for a market. If T-Bonehead is a patriot, then Osama bin Laden deserves the Nobel Peace Prize. If this is (fair & balanced) flatulence, so be it.


[x NY Fishwrap]
Wind Energy Bumps Into Power Grid’s Limits
By Matthew L. Wald

When the builders of the Maple Ridge Wind farm spent $320 million to put nearly 200 wind turbines in upstate New York, the idea was to get paid for producing electricity. But at times, regional electric lines have been so congested that Maple Ridge has been forced to shut down even with a brisk wind blowing.

That is a symptom of a broad national problem. Expansive dreams about renewable energy, like Al Gore’s hope of replacing all fossil fuels in a decade, are bumping up against the reality of a power grid that cannot handle the new demands.

The dirty secret of clean energy is that while generating it is getting easier, moving it to market is not.

The grid today, according to experts, is a system conceived 100 years ago to let utilities prop each other up, reducing blackouts and sharing power in small regions. It resembles a network of streets, avenues and country roads.

“We need an interstate transmission superhighway system,” said Suedeen G. Kelly, a member of the Federal Energy Regulatory Commission.

While the United States today gets barely 1 percent of its electricity from wind turbines, many experts are starting to think that figure could hit 20 percent.

Achieving that would require moving large amounts of power over long distances, from the windy, lightly populated plains in the middle of the country to the coasts where many people live. Builders are also contemplating immense solar-power stations in the nation’s deserts that would pose the same transmission problems.

The grid’s limitations are putting a damper on such projects already. Gabriel Alonso, chief development officer of Horizon Wind Energy, the company that operates Maple Ridge, said that in parts of Wyoming, a turbine could make 50 percent more electricity than the identical model built in New York or Texas.

“The windiest sites have not been built, because there is no way to move that electricity from there to the load centers,” he said.

The basic problem is that many transmission lines, and the connections between them, are simply too small for the amount of power companies would like to squeeze through them. The difficulty is most acute for long-distance transmission, but shows up at times even over distances of a few hundred miles.

Transmission lines carrying power away from the Maple Ridge farm, near Lowville, N.Y., have sometimes become so congested that the company’s only choice is to shut down — or pay fees for the privilege of continuing to pump power into the lines.

Politicians in Washington have long known about the grid’s limitations but have made scant headway in solving them. They are reluctant to trample the prerogatives of state governments, which have traditionally exercised authority over the grid and have little incentive to push improvements that would benefit neighboring states.

In Texas, T. Boone Pickens, the oilman building the world’s largest wind farm, plans to tackle the grid problem by using a right of way he is developing for water pipelines for a 250-mile transmission line from the Panhandle to the Dallas market. He has testified in Congress that Texas policy is especially favorable for such a project and that other wind developers cannot be expected to match his efforts.

“If you want to do it on a national scale, where the transmission line distances will be much longer, and utility regulations are different, Congress must act,” he said on Capitol Hill.

Enthusiasm for wind energy is running at fever pitch these days, with bold plans on the drawing boards, like Mayor Michael Bloomberg’s notion of dotting New York City with turbines. Companies are even reviving ideas of storing wind-generated energy using compressed air or spinning flywheels.

Yet experts say that without a solution to the grid problem, effective use of wind power on a wide scale is likely to remain a dream.

The power grid is balkanized, with about 200,000 miles of power lines divided among 500 owners. Big transmission upgrades often involve multiple companies, many state governments and numerous permits. Every addition to the grid provokes fights with property owners.

These barriers mean that electrical generation is growing four times faster than transmission, according to federal figures.

In a 2005 energy law, Congress gave the Energy Department the authority to step in to approve transmission if states refused to act. The department designated two areas, one in the Middle Atlantic States and one in the Southwest, as national priorities where it might do so; 14 United States senators then signed a letter saying the department was being too aggressive.

Energy Department leaders say that, however understandable the local concerns, they are getting in the way. “Modernizing the electric infrastructure is an urgent national problem, and one we all share,” said Kevin M. Kolevar, assistant secretary for electricity delivery and energy reliability, in a speech last year.

Unlike answers to many of the nation’s energy problems, improvements to the grid would require no new technology. An Energy Department plan to source 20 percent of the nation’s electricity from wind calls for a high-voltage backbone spanning the country that would be similar to 2,100 miles of lines already operated by a company called American Electric Power.

The cost would be high, $60 billion or more, but in theory could be spread across many years and tens of millions of electrical customers. However, in most states, rules used by public service commissions to evaluate transmission investments discourage multistate projects of this sort. In some states with low electric rates, elected officials fear that new lines will simply export their cheap power and drive rates up.

Without a clear way of recovering the costs and earning a profit, and with little leadership on the issue from the federal government, no company or organization has offered to fight the political battles necessary to get such a transmission backbone built.

Texas and California have recently made some progress in building transmission lines for wind power, but nationally, the problem seems likely to get worse. Today, New York State has about 1,500 megawatts of wind capacity. A megawatt is an instantaneous measure of power. A large Wal-Mart draws about one megawatt. The state is planning for an additional 8,000 megawatts of capacity.

But those turbines will need to go in remote, windy areas that are far off the beaten path, electrically speaking, and it is not clear enough transmission capacity will be developed. Save for two underwater connections to Long Island, New York State has not built a major new power line in 20 years.

A handful of states like California that have set aggressive goals for renewable energy are being forced to deal with the issue, since the goals cannot be met without additional power lines.

But Bill Richardson, the governor of New Mexico and a former energy secretary under President Bill Clinton, contends that these piecemeal efforts are not enough to tap the nation’s potential for renewable energy.

Wind advocates say that just two of the windiest states, North Dakota and South Dakota, could in principle generate half the nation’s electricity from turbines. But the way the national grid is configured, half the country would have to move to the Dakotas in order to use the power.

“We still have a third-world grid,” Mr. Richardson said, repeating a comment he has made several times. “With the federal government not investing, not setting good regulatory mechanisms, and basically taking a back seat on everything except drilling and fossil fuels, the grid has not been modernized, especially for wind energy.”

[Matthew L. Wald, a reporter in the Washington bureau of The New York Times, has written about the energy industry since 1979. Wald has written about oil refining, coal mining, electricity production from coal, natural gas, uranium, wind, and solar energy; electric and hybrid automobiles; and air pollution from energy use. Wald has a B.A. in urban studies from Brown University and a Certificate in Auto Mechanics from the Providence Vocational Technical Facility.]

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