Senator Randal Howard "Rand" Paul (R-KY) is a jackleg opthamologist in Bowling Green, KY. Recently, Senator Paul turned a blind eye at the recent Dumbo/Moron shenanigans with the budget and tried to rationalize the cuts to SNAP (Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program aka "food stamps") with a "Let them eat cake" rationale. May the kindhearted opthamologist end his days in hunger. If this is (fair & balanced) mental malnutrition, so be it.
[x The Nation]
Rand Paul Says Extending Unemployment Benefits Would Be A Disservice To Those Receiving Them
By The Deadline Poet (Calvin Trillin)
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You don’t know how you’ll ever feed the kids
Without the benefits? You’re getting nervous?
Well, worry not. You heard what Rand Paul said:
A cutoff’s really doing you a service.
[Calvin Trillin began his career as a writer for Time magazine. Since July 2, 1990, as a columnist at The Nation, Trillin has written his weekly "Deadline Poet" column: humorous poems about current events. Trillin has written considerably more pieces for The Nation than any other single person. A native of Kansas City, MO, Trillin received his BA from Yale College in 1957. He served in the army, and then joined Time.]
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