The Dumbo Gold Dust Twins (C. for Crackpot Cruz and Random Paul) became The Dumbo Triplets this week with the announcement by Senator Marco Rubio (R-FL) that he was in it water bottle and all. The Deadline Poet took note of this development and gave The Cubano Water Boy the back of his poetic hand. So far, we have Dumb, Dumber, and Dumbest... but wait! There's more just of the next hill. Lying in wait are The Jebster and Goodhair a pair of former governors with a lot of baggage. Which one will the Dumbos/Teabaggers choose in Cleveland, OH? Which one of these a$$holes will grab the brass ring? If this is a (fair & balanced) choice between meaningful and empty, so be it.
[x The Nation]
Marco Rubio Declares
By The Deadline Poet (Calvin Trillin)
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By coming in the race before Jeb Bush
He shows he’s not, in Bush’s hands, just putty.
And facing Paul and Cruz, his slogan’s clear:
“Vote Marco Rubio — A Tad Less Nutty” Ω
[Calvin Trillin began his career as a writer for Time magazine. Since July 2, 1990, as a columnist at The Nation, Trillin has written his weekly "Deadline Poet" column: humorous poems about current events. Trillin has written considerably more pieces for The Nation than any other single person. A native of Kansas City, MO, Trillin received his BA from Yale College in 1957. He served in the army, and then joined Time.]
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