The Dumbos have quite a parade of wannabes for the brass ring (POTUS 45) and the latest front-runner is Governor Scott Walker (R-WI). Interestingly, Walker is leery of alienating his Dumbo/Teabagger base by speaking about evo... (the word we dare not name). This Dumbo wants to be the first college dropout in the White House. Walker's base loves his college record. If this is a (fair & balanced) measure of dumbness, so be it.
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Scott Walker, Science and Iowa
By The Deadline Poet (Calvin Trillin)
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“When he was asked about his belief in evolution, Mr. Walker said, ‘I’m going to punt on that one.’”
— The New York Times
In Iowa, the GOP contains
A bloc of folks convinced that Darwin’s wrong.
So when the subject’s raised, it’s no surprise
If every candidate is fourth and long. Ω
[Calvin Trillin began his career as a writer for Time magazine. Since July 2, 1990, as a columnist at The Nation, Trillin has written his weekly "Deadline Poet" column: humorous poems about current events. Trillin has written considerably more pieces for The Nation than any other single person. A native of Kansas City, MO, Trillin received his BA from Yale College in 1957. He served in the army, and then joined Time.]
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