Tuesday, September 16, 2008

What A Tag Team Match: 5 Conservative Columnists v. The Mighty Q!

The BoBo Boy looks at The Mighty Q and sees The Dubster Redux: compensating "for her lack of experience with brashness and excessive decisiveness." Forget Lipstick and Pigs. Think The Dubster in drag! If this is a (fair & balanced) outing, so be it.

P.S.: The ghost of Vannevar Bush calls the visitor's attention to the hyperlinks below that will allow the visitor to click on the name of the conservative writer listed by The BoBo Boy to see that column themselves. "As We May Think," indeed.


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Why Experience Matters
By David Brooks

Philosophical debates arise at the oddest times, and in the heat of this election season, one is now rising in Republican ranks. The narrow question is this: Is Sarah Palin qualified to be vice president? Most conservatives say yes, on the grounds that something that feels so good could not possibly be wrong. But a few commentators, like George Will, Charles Krauthammer, David Frum and Ross Douthat demur, suggesting in different ways that she is unready.

The issue starts with an evaluation of Palin, but does not end there. This argument also is over what qualities the country needs in a leader and what are the ultimate sources of wisdom.

There was a time when conservatives did not argue about this. Conservatism was once a frankly elitist movement. Conservatives stood against radical egalitarianism and the destruction of rigorous standards. They stood up for classical education, hard-earned knowledge, experience and prudence. Wisdom was acquired through immersion in the best that has been thought and said.

But, especially in America, there has always been a separate, populist, strain. For those in this school, book knowledge is suspect but practical knowledge is respected. The city is corrupting and the universities are kindergartens for overeducated fools.

The elitists favor sophistication, but the common-sense folk favor simplicity. The elitists favor deliberation, but the populists favor instinct.

This populist tendency produced the term-limits movement based on the belief that time in government destroys character but contact with grass-roots America gives one grounding in real life. And now it has produced Sarah Palin.

Palin is the ultimate small-town renegade rising from the frontier to do battle with the corrupt establishment. Her followers take pride in the way she has aroused fear, hatred and panic in the minds of the liberal elite. The feminists declare that she’s not a real woman because she doesn’t hew to their rigid categories. People who’ve never been in a Wal-Mart think she is parochial because she has never summered in Tuscany.

Look at the condescension and snobbery oozing from elite quarters, her backers say. Look at the endless string of vicious, one-sided attacks in the news media. This is what elites produce. This is why regular people need to take control.

And there’s a serious argument here. In the current Weekly Standard, Steven Hayward argues that the nation’s founders wanted uncertified citizens to hold the highest offices in the land. They did not believe in a separate class of professional executives. They wanted rough and rooted people like Palin.

I would have more sympathy for this view if I hadn’t just lived through the last eight years. For if the Bush administration was anything, it was the anti-establishment attitude put into executive practice.

And the problem with this attitude is that, especially in his first term, it made Bush inept at governance. It turns out that governance, the creation and execution of policy, is hard. It requires acquired skills. Most of all, it requires prudence.

What is prudence? It is the ability to grasp the unique pattern of a specific situation. It is the ability to absorb the vast flow of information and still discern the essential current of events — the things that go together and the things that will never go together. It is the ability to engage in complex deliberations and feel which arguments have the most weight.

How is prudence acquired? Through experience. The prudent leader possesses a repertoire of events, through personal involvement or the study of history, and can apply those models to current circumstances to judge what is important and what is not, who can be persuaded and who can’t, what has worked and what hasn’t.

Experienced leaders can certainly blunder if their minds have rigidified (see: Rumsfeld, Donald), but the records of leaders without long experience and prudence is not good. As George Will pointed out, the founders used the word “experience” 91 times in the Federalist Papers. Democracy is not average people selecting average leaders. It is average people with the wisdom to select the best prepared.

Sarah Palin has many virtues. If you wanted someone to destroy a corrupt establishment, she’d be your woman. But the constructive act of governance is another matter. She has not been engaged in national issues, does not have a repertoire of historic patterns and, like President Bush, she seems to compensate for her lack of experience with brashness and excessive decisiveness.

The idea that “the people” will take on and destroy “the establishment” is a utopian fantasy that corrupted the left before it corrupted the right. Surely the response to the current crisis of authority is not to throw away standards of experience and prudence, but to select leaders who have those qualities but not the smug condescension that has so marked the reaction to the Palin nomination in the first place.

[David Brooks is an Op-Ed columnist for The New York Times and has become a prominent voice of politics in the United States. Brooks graduated from the University of Chicago in 1983 with a degree in history. He served as a reporter and later op-ed editor for The Wall Street Journal, a senior editor at The Weekly Standard from its inception, a contributing editor at Newsweek and The Atlantic Monthly, and a commentator on NPR and "The NewsHour with Jim Lehrer." Brooks has written a book of cultural commentary titled Bobos in Paradise: The New Upper Class and How They Got There. Brooks also writes articles and makes television appearances as a commentator on various trends in pop culture, such as internet dating. He has been largely responsible for coining the terms "bobo," "red state," and "blue state." His newest book is entitled On Paradise Drive: How We Live Now (And Always Have) in the Future Tense.]

Copyright © 2008 The New York Times Company


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Falling Off The Outer Continental Shelf (OCS)

Here we go again. The hottest issue in Texas during the 1950s was ownership and control of the "Tidelands," now referred to as the OCS — Outer Continental Shelf — off the Gulf Coast of the Lone Star State. In 1952, Adlai Stevenson — the Donkey nominee — ironically from Illinois, sided with Federal control of the Tidelands. The Dumbo nominee, Dwight Eisenhower — born in Texas and a career Army officer and war hero — supported Texas control of the Tidelands. Texas went for Eisenhower in the elections of 1952 and 1956. Since 1960, with legal decisions in her favor, the Lone Star State has controlled its Tidelands. Now, in 2008, we have the Donkey candidate scorning more offshore drilling and the Dumbo candidate wanting a drilling platform every 10 feet in the Gulf. Stupidity is at high tide while common sense ebbs. If this is (fair & balanced) augering, so be it.

[x HNN]
If the Great Debate Over Offshore Drilling Sounds Vaguely Familiar, It Should—But It's Time For A Happier Ending
By Tyler Priest

Every U.S. presidential election has to have an antecedent, an earlier race that can serve up comparisons about the candidates and issues. Horserace election coverage is portraying the 2008 contest as a replay of the 1952 election between Dwight Eisenhower and Adlai Stevenson.

The candidates in both elections were non-incumbents facing an electorate grown weary of war and U.S. military occupation overseas. Barack Obama is cast in the role of Stevenson, another Ivy-League educated Illinois senator who championed the politics of civility and appealed to educated liberals and professional “elites.” The “straight-talking” war-hero John McCain is the all-around “man of the people,” according to his biographer, and heir to General Eisenhower, who incidentally spoke at the 1958 Naval Academy commencement where McCain graduated 894th out of 899.

But there is another obvious parallel yet to be discussed in the media. In both the 1952 and 2008 general election campaigns, the centerpiece issue around which the parties and candidates postured was offshore oil.

Last June, as gasoline prices soared, McCain and congressional Republicans challenged Obama and Democratic leaders to a showdown over lifting the 27-year congressional moratorium on offshore drilling along most of the nation’s Outer Continental Shelf (OCS). McCain adopted former House Speaker Newt Gingrich’s slogan “Drill Here, Drill Now, Pay Less” as the basis of his energy policy. President Bush followed McCain’s lead by lifting the presidential moratorium on offshore drilling. Obama and House Speaker Nancy Pelosi initially resisted any talk of lifting the congressional ban, but they have since softened their position provided that new offshore drilling is part of a broader energy package that would fund renewable energy by repealing certain tax breaks for oil companies. A so-called “Gang of 20” alliance of ten Republican and ten Democratic senators, led by Senators Kent Conrad (D-ND) and Saxby Chambliss (R-GA), has proposed a plan along these lines. Pelosi is brokering a similar compromise in the House. Both might come up for debate and vote this week.

Compromise is tangible, but remains elusive. Conservative Republicans and most oil companies balk at provisions that would be seen as a “tax increase” or concession to Democrats intent on limiting the industry’s access to undrilled frontiers where vast untapped reserves may lie. More drilling, they insist, will relieve high oil prices and reduce American dependence on imports. Democrats counter that no amount of drilling will replace oil imports, that coastal communities are too vulnerable to a potential spill, and that lifting the ban is a needless giveaway to Big Oil, which should be forced instead to drill on leases it has stockpiled in the Gulf of Mexico, the one area open to drilling and development. “Use it or lose it” is the rejoinder issued by a faction of liberal House Democrats to McCain and Bush. Meanwhile, the chants of “Drill, Baby, Drill!” at the Republican convention were met by the refrain “Spill, Baby, Spill!” from environmental activists descending on Capitol Hill last week.

The political polarization over offshore oil echoes an earlier debate at the dawn of the offshore age. Fifty-six years ago, Eisenhower and Stevenson came down on opposite sides of the “Tidelands Controversy,” a bitter and protracted confrontation between coastal states and the federal government over control of Outer Continental Shelf (OCS), which oil companies desired to lease for oil exploration. Whereas Stevenson sided with Harry Truman and the U.S. Supreme Court in favoring federal jurisdiction, Eisenhower embraced the “states rights” position supporting a congressionally legislated “quitclaim” of offshore “tidelands” back to the states, a measure Truman had twice vetoed.

By 1952, both sides had hardened beyond compromise. Proponents of federal control believed that the submerged lands were a valuable part of the national public domain that should not be turned over a small number of states, whose more corruptible officials would submit to the demands of the oil lobby and lease the lands in a reckless manner. “Talk about stealing from the people,” thundered Harry Truman. “It would make Teapot Dome look like small change.”

Advocates for state control viewed the Tidelands fight as part of a larger effort to resist the expanding assault by the federal government on free enterprise, private property, and “states rights.” The coded but obvious subtext to the rallying cry of states’ rights was the brewing struggle over black civil rights in segregationist Texas and Louisiana. The notorious political boss of Louisiana’s Plaquemines Parish and national “Dixiecrat” leader, Leander Perez, led the states’ rights charge on the Tidelands for Louisiana. Next door, the perceived betrayal of Texas citizens by an overbearing national government, and an all-or-nothing “no surrender, no retreat” stand on principle by their valiant defenders, played right in to the creation myth of the Republic of Texas.

Democratic leaders in Texas, Louisiana, and Florida vilified Stevenson for his stance on the Tidelands. “Remember the Alamo and the Tidelands oil grab!” was a common reaction to his speeches in Texas. Having been first courted to run for the White House by Texas independent oilman Sid Richardson and his close associate, Robert B. Anderson, who were disenchanted with the direction of the national Democratic Party, Eisenhower rode the Tidelands to victory in Texas in 1952 with the help of turncoat Democratic governor Allan Shivers. Thus the politics of oil helped pry the Lone Star State away from its “Yellow Dog” allegiance to the Democrats.

In early 1953, just as Eisenhower settled into the White House, Congress took up the Tideland’s issue. After the longest Senate filibuster in U.S. history staged by the Democrats, Congress passed and Eisenhower signed the Submerged Lands Act, which quitclaimed ocean territory three miles from the coast back to the states (Texas eventually acquired jurisdiction over three leagues, or 10.4 miles, based on historical claims dating to the Spanish empire). The act was seen initially as a victory for Texas, Louisiana, and other coastal states. Over time, however, the fruits of victory were revealed to be paltry compared to the amount of oil and gas discovered on the federal OCS. For more than fifty years, none of the substantial revenue generated by federal offshore leasing — estimated at a total nominal value of approximately $140 billion — would be shared with the coastal states. Finally, in 2006, after the ravages of Hurricane Katrina, the delegation from beleaguered Louisiana finally convinced Congress to approve a provision for kicking back meager funds to the Gulf Coast states.

The fact that coastal states, which assume much of the environmental and economic risks of offshore development, received virtually nothing from leasing of the federal OCS, has fortified their resistance to new leasing. A change in leasing policy in the early 1980s, introduced under President Reagan and Interior Secretary James Watt, which attempted to open up vast new areas for leasing without addressing the states’ demands for revenue sharing, shut down the leasing program outside Alaska and the Central and Western areas of the Gulf of Mexico. The resulting “Seaweed Rebellion” by the states forced the enactment of restrictive leasing moratoria over ever more extensive expanses of the OCS.

It did not have to turn out this way. Back in 1949, House Speaker Sam Rayburn (D-TX) tried to broker a compromise that would have accepted federal control of the OCS but given the states a big share of the revenue generated from leasing – 2/3 of the revenue inside three miles and 37.5 percent beyond it (the same share the inland states received from mineral leasing on federal lands inside their boundaries). It was a sensible solution to those politicians and oilmen wanting to move forward. The Tidelands issue, however, could be too easily played for symbolic effect. Leander Perez and Texas attorney general Price Daniel sabotaged the compromise, preferring to make political hay out of the issue in the service of enlarging their own power and furthering the cause of states rights and white supremacy. The issue helped Perez preserve his personal financial interest in submerged oil lands around Plaquemines Parish and prolong the commitment to segregation in the Deep South. Egged on by letters of support exclaiming such opinions as “High tide low tide Tidelands notwithstanding black lawyers or white day or night I am a Daniel man," and “the unjust and diabolical decisions in the Tidelands case and our segregation slaws are against God’s and highest human laws,” Daniel exploited the issue to win election first to the U.S. Senate and then to the Texas governorship. As Rayburn predicted, the demagoguery of Perez and Daniel cost their states dearly in the long run.

The current wrangle over offshore oil is somewhat different. Although an African-American man is the historic Democratic presidential nominee, race has nothing to do with the issue this time. Nevertheless, the debate still boils down to Republicans and oil companies pushing to open up more of the OCS versus Democrats who prefer a higher degree of federal control.

The ocean is the last frontier. As was the case throughout American history, struggles over incorporating new frontiers into American society usually involved competing visions about defining property rights, the extent of the public sphere, and the nature of development. Thus, these struggles can become ideologically charged and politically intractable, with both sides playing to the basest impulses on their fringe and imagining conspiracies working against them. Like they did in 1952, politicians in 2008 are sharpening the issue into an election-year political weapon.

Liberal Democrats and conservative Republicans alike have made exaggerated claims about the effects of lifting the congressional moratorium. The Democrats do this to appease their environmentalist and bi-coastal constituency and the Republicans to bolster their oil patch and nationalistic support. Drilling here and drilling now, as the Republicans urge, will not reduce oil prices in the short term, if ever, or eliminate U.S. dependence on imports in the long term. With oil at over $100 a barrel, oil companies are doing everything they can to develop commercially viable leases in the booming deepwater Gulf of Mexico, but this is still not enough to replace declining national production. Drilling off the Atlantic and Pacific coasts promises to add to national supply, at a time when the United States and the world could use every spare drop, and it poses less ecological risk than liberal Democrats advertise. Since the Santa Barbara oil spill in 1969, the U.S. offshore industry has developed extremely safe and environmentally sound methods of operating. And drilling does not have to come at the expense of promoting alternative energy. Both should be part of a broad-based search for solutions to our energy crisis.

As the United States and the world struggle to make energy supply meet demand, it would be a shame if the candidates and congressional leaders did not have the courage to back down from their extreme positions and work out a deal to open up new areas of the Continental Shelf for drilling, even if only to a limited extent. This could set a precedent for bipartisan cooperation on formulating energy policy, something this nation has never really had before, and maybe produce sane conversations about our energy future, instead of belligerent ranting and chanting, which is all we have seen in the past. Our energy security is too important to allow continuing policy paralysis, to which past disputes over offshore oil have been major contributors.

As the Tidelands saga demonstrated, the temptation to use the issue to mobilize the liberal and conservative bases may be too hard to resist. Although the Democrats are searching for common ground and relaxing their opposition to lifting the drilling ban, the right wing, as it did nearly sixty years ago, is gearing up to take no prisoners. John McCain’s running-mate selection of Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, an exuberant advocate of drilling everywhere, is not an encouraging sign for compromise.

Furthermore, many Republicans see a golden opportunity to end the congressional drilling moratorium outright without having to give an inch. The moratorium expires, as it does every year, on September 30. In the past, it always has been renewed as a rider on the appropriations bill. But lameduck President Bush has promised to veto any renewal this year, and enough votes will probably not be found to override the veto. Rather than a victory for the pro-drilling forces, however, this would ultimately lead to further political polarization, litigation by the states, and a continued paralysis in leasing.

[Tyler Priest is Director of Global Studies in the C.T. Bauer College of Business, University of Houston, and author, most recently, of The Offshore Imperative: Shell Oil’s Search for Petroleum in Postwar America (2007), which received the 2008 Geosciences in the Media Award from the Association of American Petroleum Geologists. Priest is currently working on a study entitled, The Significance of the Ocean Frontier: The Contest over Offshore Oil from the Tidelands to the Law of the Sea. Tyler Priest holds a Ph.D. in history from the University of Wisconsin-Madison.]

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What's The Worst Thing About The Politics Of Resentment? Donkey Codependence!

Codependence pertains to a relationship in which one person is physically or psychologically addicted, as to alcohol or gambling, and the other person is psychologically dependent on the first in an unhealthy way. However, too many Donkeys (including The Hopester and Jumpin' Joe) are codependent in another way. The appeal to "small town values" was the bat guano message distilled by Turd Blossom (Karl Rove) for The Dubster's campaigns in 2000 and 2004. The Dubster adopted this faux Texas persona by droppin' the g's in his babble and pronouncing n-u-c-l-e-a-r like the village idiot. The Hopester was spot on earlier in the '08 campaign: small town people are bitter. Listen to The Boss sing about "My Home Town." The jobs are gone, the downtown is empty, and the young people move away (permanently) as fast as they can. The Mighty Q loves to allude to her "small town roots." The truth of the matter is that her home town — Wasilla, AK — is the methamphetamine (C10H15N)-production capital of Alaska. The young people of Wasilla, if they can't drive out of town fast enough, speed away via amateur chemical labs. Come on, Donkeys! This is the 21st century! This nostalgia trip is nonsense pitched by the Dumbos. If this is (fair & balanced) rejection of my home town, so be it.

[x Salon]
This Modern World: The Politics Of Resentment
By Tom Tomorrow (Dan Perkins)

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Tom Tomorrow/Dan Perkins


[Dan Perkins is an editorial cartoonist better known by the pen name "Tom Tomorrow". His weekly comic strip, "This Modern World," which comments on current events from a strong liberal perspective, appears regularly in approximately 150 papers across the U.S., as well as on Salon and Working for Change. The strip debuted in 1990 in SF Weekly.

Perkins, a long time resident of Brooklyn, New York, currently lives in Connecticut. He received the Robert F. Kennedy Award for Excellence in Journalism in both 1998 and 2002.

When he is not working on projects related to his comic strip, Perkins writes a daily political weblog, also entitled "This Modern World," which he began in December 2001.]

Copyright © 2008 Salon Media Group, Inc.

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Don't Gimme That Ol' Time Religion!

Marcy Shaffer channels Beyoncé Knowles and the Dreamgirls as she skewers the Dumbo Duo of The Geezer and The Mighty Q. He's the hypocrite who writes of the faith of his fathers while he was an adulterer. She invokes the Almighty in the blink of an eye in the midst of glossolalia in her Pentecostal church. Both of these Dumbos worship in the Temple of Cynicism. Never forget: Jesus was a community organizer and Pontius Pilate was a governor. Praise the Lord (of your choice) for Marcy Shaffer! If this is (fair & balanced) savage musical satire, so be it.

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"Separation Anxiety" (Sarah Palin/John McCain & Religion In Politics)
Parody Of "Listen" (From The Motion Picture "Dreamgirls")
Words & Lyrics By Krieger/Preven/Cutler/Knowles
Parody Lyrics By Marcy Shaffer



RELIGION.
WE BORN-AGAINS SUPREME.
THE THEME OF OUR REGIME:
EXTREMELY RIGHT.


RELIGION.
IT'S HOW EVERYONE MUST GO.
THE BIBLE TELLS US SO.
WE'VE SEEN THE LIGHT.


OH, IF YOU HAVE BEEN AN INFIDEL?
YOU SHOULD PIN A LOT OF THOUGHT ON HELL.
WHERE YOU WILL ROT.
IF YOU'VE NOT GOT
RELIGION.


OUR RELIGION!
NO MATTER WHAT YOUR BEHAVIOR.
IF YOU SIGN UP WITH OUR SAVIOR:
YOU CAN BEGIN AGAIN.
AND EVEN SIN AGAIN.
CAST THE FIRST STONE!


OH.
IT'S ALL IN THE EXECUTION.
REMEMBER EVOLUTION?
IF YOU BELIEVE THAT WE ARE SQUARE.
CONCEIVE THAT WE DON'T HAVE A PRAYER.
THEN LOOK ANEW AT WHO
WE OWN.


IN OUR RELIGION.
THE PROCESS HAS BEGUN
OF CHURCH AND STATE AS ONE.
THE SEEDS ARE SOWN.

OH, IF YOU WOULD TURN NON-SEMITICAL?
WE DISCERN A JOB POLITICAL.
FOR YOU ALONE.
'CAUSE YOU'LL HAVE SHOWN
RELIGION!


OUR RELIGION!
IF YOU FEEL LOST AND REJECTED?
MAYBE YOU'RE JUST NOT PERFECTED.
AND WE'RE AWAITIN' YOU
TO SEE WHAT SATAN BLEW.
HE SHOULD HAVE KNOWN!


OH!
COME ALONG AS WE ARE HEADIN'
RIGHT STRAIGHT TO ARMAGEDDON.
IF YOU BELIEVE THAT WE ARE SQUARE.
CONCEIVE THAT WE DON'T HAVE A PRAYER.
THEN LOOK ANEW AT WHO
WE OWN.


FROM CONGRESSIONAL SUPPORT.
TO THE HIGHEST HIGHEST COURT.
WE HAVE SHOWN
THAT WE OWN:


RELIGION!
YES, THE LINE IS VERY BRIGHT.
AND THE HOUSE THAT'S VERY WHITE
IS IN OUR ZONE.


OH!
IT'S ALL IN THE EXECUTION.
ANOTHER REVOLUTION.
IF YOU BELIEVE THAT WE ARE SQUARE.
CONCEIVE THAT WE DON'T HAVE A PRAYER.
THEN LOOK ANEW AT WHO
WE'VE SHOWN
WE OWN.

[Gary Stockdale - Lead Vocals; Background Vocals
Janis Liebhart - Background Vocals
Greg Hilfman - Music Director

The co-producers of VERSUS wrote:

So many wrongs. So little time.

Thus the genesis of VERSUS. Born of the conviction that musical parody is mightier than PowerPoint, VERSUS is an equal opportunity skewer-er of the ruthless, the truthless, the reckless, the feckless.

VERSUS parodies are written by Marcy Shaffer, whose professional writing experience includes television, film, lyrics, verse, and… musical parody. The parody lyrics on the page become the audio of VERSUS courtesy of some of the best musical talent in the business.

VERSUS is co-produced by Russ Meyer, a private equity veteran whose industry expertise includes financial services as well as entertainment.
]

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