Saturday, December 20, 2003

Here's An Original Thought: Let Saddam Live!

What a point! Cohen concludes with the zinger that if we (er, the Iraqis) execute Saddam Hussein, we (er, the Iraqis) would be doing what Saddam would have done himself. If this be (fair & balanced) contrarianism, so be it.



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Let Saddam Live
By Richard Cohen

This column may be the most futile of my long career. I am about to plead for Saddam Hussein's life. I do so not because I have the slightest doubt that he is a killer, responsible for taking the lives of many thousands, but because sparing his life would send a message to the world that judicial death -- so often abused -- is no longer acceptable.

Such a day will come, no doubt about it. The death penalty is already illegal in most of Europe, and renunciation of it is required for admission to the European Union. Many other countries keep the death penalty on their books but have not had an execution in so long that the prospect of one is remote.

This, of course, is not the case in the United States. Here, the death penalty not only remains on the books but executions are common. Along with such pariah nations as Sudan, the United States still executes children (under 18) and the mentally feeble -- and, inevitably, the innocent.

President Bush has already endorsed the death penalty for Hussein. "I think he ought to get the ultimate penalty," he told ABC's Diane Sawyer. But Bush, a primitive in such matters, was somehow not the first to call for Hussein's death. That honor may belong to Joe Lieberman, who, in the manner of John Ashcroft with the Washington snipers, said the United States ought to shop for a jurisdiction that permits the death penalty. For some reason -- probably an oversight -- he did not suggest Virginia or Texas.

Instead Lieberman merely ruled out the International Criminal Court in The Hague, because it is not empowered to impose the death penalty. The court is now trying the former Serbian leader Slobodan Milosevic -- and has already convicted others from the wars in the former Yugoslavia -- but it sorely lacks a gallows, and for that matter a torture chamber.

"So my first question about where he's going to be tried will be answered by whether the tribunal can execute him," Lieberman said in response to a question from Tim Russert on "Meet The Press." Calling Hussein evil, the Connecticut senator said, "This man . . . has to face the death penalty."

Probably most of the Democratic presidential candidates agree. In the United States the right of the government to take life is almost universally accepted -- if not applauded. In Europe there is no such consensus. That's because in the past century, much of the continent suffered under fascist or communist governments that routinely murdered their own citizens, often "legally." It's true, of course, that these governments also jailed and tortured people without killing them, but only death is irrevocable. Life in prison is a lifetime of punishment.

In many ways Iraq was the equivalent of a European totalitarian country. Call it Baathist if you will, but Iraq under Saddam Hussein was essentially fascist, with the death penalty meted out willy-nilly, sometimes for serious crimes, sometimes for trivial infractions such as possession of a cell phone. The Iraqis no doubt expect to treat Hussein as he treated them. It would be marvelous if they were disappointed. We can do better than an eye for an eye. We can establish the principle of limited government that should be so dear to American conservatives such as Bush: Among the things government should not do is take a life.

Except for the principle, I don't care about Saddam Hussein's life. I care about him the same way I care about your more prosaic murderer -- not at all. But the principle is important. The death penalty vindicates the killer's mentality: Life can be taken. When a California killer named Hung Thanh Mai, who had murdered a cop at a routine traffic stop, faced the jury during the penalty phase of his trial, he said he was prepared to die.

"Personally, I believe in an eye for an eye," he said. "I believe in two eyes for an eye. If you take down one of my fellows, I'd do everything to take down two of yours."

President Bush, Joe Lieberman and much of America will probably have it their way. Saddam Hussein will be tried -- probably in Iraq -- found guilty and executed. In his reptilian brain, he will understand. He would have done the same thing himself.

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Warning: Do Not Suffer Serious Injury In Mississippi

Tort reform is another way of saying Screw the little guy. Mississippi has outlawed hedonic damages. It may be good for bidness, but it sure as hell isn't good for some poor accident victim where a railroad doesn't provide safety gates or flashing lights at a crossing. On top of that, trackside trees obscured the view of oncoming trains. So what? In Mississippi, it's just bac luck for some poor soul run down by a locamotive at a crossing. If this be (fair & balanced) outrage, so be it.



[x Legal Affairs]
What's Your Happiness Worth?
$3.2 million, says one influential economist.
By Brendan I. Koerner

J. C. JOHNSON NEVER HAD A CHANCE. Turning off Mississippi's Highway 80 onto a steeply ascending rural road, he had no inkling of the freight train that was approaching the crossing ahead. There were no safety gates or flashing lights, and unpruned trees obscured the view. The engineer on the locomotive's right-hand side didn't see Johnson's truck until the crossing was less than 150 feet away—a distance the train would cover in less than three seconds. A full brake was impossible.

Johnson escaped the July 1995 collision with his life, but his wounds were horrific: a cracked pelvis, bruised lungs, gnarled hands, and extensive brain injuries. Given the lack of safety measures at the crossing, a lawsuit against the train's owner, Kansas City Southern Railway, was inevitable. With his mental capacity reduced to that of a child, Johnson could no longer work, and his medical expenses were huge—standard reasons for seeking compensation in a tort suit.

But Johnson and his family felt entitled to something more. Not only could he no longer earn a salary; he couldn't even participate in the activities that had brought him the most joy—hunting, fishing, and tending to his yard. Nor could he banter and josh with his family. “I watched an articulate man who took pride in his vocabulary struggle to get one word out,” Johnson's daughter, Angela, testified at trial. “And I have watched a person that was always happy look sullen and sad, stare out into space.”

The accident had clearly stripped Johnson of substantial happiness, and he demanded compensation for that loss—“hedonic damages,” in legal parlance. Other noneconomic tort awards, like money doled out for emotional distress, are arbitrary, based on little more than the jury's intuition and the size of past sums. There's no such thing as an expert witness on pain and suffering, since it's acknowledged that there's no way to calculate something so subjective. Hedonic damages, by contrast, are ostensibly rooted in science, based on a statistical formula that purports to translate a lifetime of joie de vivre into cold cash. That means the plaintiff can put an expert witness on the stand to explain the principles of hedonic damages and moisten a few jurors' eyes. Such testimony is often ruled inadmissible because of doubts that forensic economists can compute joy. But when the testimony works, it can inspire jurors to dole out millions.

In need of an expert, Johnson's attorneys turned to Stan Smith, the 56-year-old Chicago-based economist who coined the term hedonic damages. Twenty years ago, called to testify in the federal wrongful death case of Sherrod v. Berry, he devised a methodology for measuring a human life. The Seventh Circuit Court of Appeals singled out Smith's formula as “invaluable to the jury.” Ever since, he's made a career of crisscrossing the country at the behest of plaintiffs, explaining to juries that happiness has a monetary value: roughly $3.2 million for the average American, by his calculation.

AT THE HEART OF SMITH'S FORMULA is a concept called “willingness to pay,” or WTP. This can be broken down into two subsets, the “wage-risk model” and the “consumer expenditure approach.” The former analyzes how much additional salary people demand to assume additional risk. Suppose you're a security guard and your boss wants to transfer you to a downtown warehouse where the crime rates are higher. In the new neighborhood, your odds of being killed in the line of duty will double from 1 per 2,000 to 1 per 1,000. Aware of this danger, you ask for a pay raise of $3,000 a year. So, according to Smith's calculations, you've just valued your life at $3,000,000—$3,000 multiplied by 1,000. Not that Smith tailors his formula to the particulars of an individual's life; rather, he examines decisions in numerous professions and comes up with a range of averages.

The consumer expenditure approach looks at how much people are willing to spend on safety products to reduce their risk of death. Let's say you've splashed out $1,000 for a snazzy burglar alarm, which has lessened your risk of being shot by a robber by 0.02 percent; then, you've valued your life at $5,000,000.

A lot of forensic economists frown on Smith's extrapolation of WTP averages into monetary measurements of delight. A police officer may put his life at risk for a low financial incentive, but that doesn't mean he is necessarily unhappy. He might enjoy the risk and the adventure of the job. And what about all those millionaires cooped up in fortified McMansions, stressing over their 80-hour-week jobs and popping antidepressants—doesn't Smith's formula imply that they're happier than middle-class moms who don't have security cameras? WTP “calculates the value of reducing the risk of a fatal accident,” said Richard Stout, an economics professor at Knox College in Galesburg, Ill. “To go from that to saying, 'Oh, that's the value of a life'? No way—it doesn't follow.”

Another common gripe is that Smith is overselling the power of economic analysis. A growing number of economists are interested in integrating psychology into their models; a share of the 2002 Nobel Prize in economics went to Daniel Kahneman, a Princeton University psychologist who has developed new metrics for well-being. But few economists believe that such research can be used to quantify life's pleasures in dollar terms. “Economists generally limit themselves to the types of assets that are priced in commercial markets,” explained Thomas R. Ireland, an economics professor at the University of Missouri-St. Louis. “There's nowhere you can go to buy some happiness. I mean, you can't pay $1,000 and be happy for the next year.”

Smith counters that the WTP's self-valuations must correlate, albeit loosely, with human happiness, since a person who loves life will prize his continued existence more highly than a miserable soul. Smith admits it's not a perfect methodology, given the complexity of the human psyche. “What would be difficult is to definitively determine whether one person is enjoying life more than another,” he said. “I can't tell you that a famous canvas painter enjoys life more than an outdoor sign painter, or a musician enjoys life more than a kindergarten school teacher . . . . But we can get a value for how much the average person enjoys life.”

The jury in the Johnson case seemed swayed by that logic. It awarded $3.5 million to Johnson and his wife, far more than they would have recovered had they pressed only for economic damages of lost wages and medical costs. How the jury arrived at that multimillion-dollar figure is a mystery to Smith, as he did not suggest an exact sum—and never does. “I orient them to the concept and give them the statistical values, then leave the final tailoring up to them,” he said.

The vagueness of such expert testimony may be its strength. Even if jurors are confused by the concept of happiness, or don't buy it entirely, having an economist on the stand to talk about it can plant an important seed in their minds. At the very least, it gives the plaintiff's attorney a convenient heartstring to tug at during closing arguments. “The minute you characterize it as money for not being able to have sex, people perk up,” said Abraham Rudy, a civil litigator with the Beverly Hills firm of Weissmann Wolff. “When juries buy it, they buy it big.”

KANSAS CITY SOUTHERN RAILWAY, like many other defendants facing hedonic damages claims, unsuccessfully tried to exclude Smith's expert testimony on the grounds that it was “junk science.” More often than not, that strategy seems to work: A 1997 survey coauthored by Ireland found that hedonic testimony was excluded in 13 out of the 15 cases examined. Such testimony usually flunks the Daubert test, which requires scientific evidence to be derived from reliable methods in order to be admissible.

Mississippi uses the older Frye test, which requires only that testimony be generally accepted in the relevant field. And it's getting easier for trial lawyers to demonstrate that hedonic testimony meets that criterion. Nearly 20 years after Smith began his career as an expert witness, his formula is widely used. And he's quite proud that the bill authorizing compensation to 9/11 victims mentions hedonic damages. It allows the special master in charge of determining the payouts to factor lost happiness into his equations.

In February 2001, the Mississippi Supreme Court affirmed the trial court's decision to allow Smith's testimony in the Johnson case, to the chagrin of the state's insurance industry. Insurers were even more perturbed the following May, when the court went a step further in Choctaw Maid Farms, Inc. v. Elizabeth F. Hailey. In Choctaw, the estate of a 23-year-old accident victim sought hedonic damages for the happiness the young man would never have. Smith testified at the trial, and the jury included $1,902,318 in hedonic damages in their verdict. The state's supreme court ruled 6-3 that hedonic damages were, indeed, recoverable, even though the slain man, unlike J. C. Johnson, could not know what he was missing.

The Mississippi court became just the fifth state supreme court after New Mexico, New Hampshire, Connecticut, and Hawaii to affirm the recovery of hedonic damages in wrongful death cases. (Under Sherrod v. Berry, a case involving police brutality in Illinois, the federal system permits hedonic damages when a death occurs as part of a civil rights violation.) Smith thinks that granting hedonic damages is only fair. “We send our children to Sunday school and teach them that life is a gift from God, and it's our most precious asset,” he said. “Then we have to tell them that in 45 out of 50 states, it's given an asset value of zero?”

The greatest barrier to the more widespread pursuit of hedonic damages remains the imprecision of Smith's methodology. But other economists are pushing the science of joy measurement beyond WTP. In 2002, a pair of economists at Warwick University in England published a paper entitled “A Simple Statistical Method for Measuring How Life Events Affect Happiness.” Relying on approximately 1 million self-assessment reports from 20 nations, Andrew Clark and Andrew Oswald calculated exactly how much specific events, like getting married or falling gravely ill, affected happiness. They concluded, for example, that losing a spouse deprived a person of $250,000 worth of annual bliss, while being laid off or fired caused psychological damage equivalent to $415,000 per annum.

The Warwick researchers believe that their “macroeconomics of happiness” could assist juries in determining hedonic awards. But their formula won't be mentioned in any Mississippi courtrooms. On the heels of the Johnson and Choctaw decisions, there was a public uproar over the state's “jackpot justice reputation,” as the president of the Mississippi Manufacturers Association called it in the Jackson Clarion-Ledger. In a special session in November 2002, the Mississippi state legislature passed a sweeping tort reform bill that forbids any expert testimony on hedonic damages and prohibits such awards in wrongful death cases. Mississippi thus became the first state successfully to outlaw hedonic testimony. The state's juries need no longer concern themselves with human happiness.

Brendan I. Koerner, a fellow at the New America Foundation, last wrote for Legal Affairs about Global Positioning System technology.

Copyright © 2003 Legal Affairs



Only 4 Shopping Days Remain

Sapper's (Fair & Balanced) Rants & Raves is proud of its public service ethic. Here are some great gift ideas for the procrastinator in the holiday season (Ka-Ching!). Shopping is a religious experience? If this be (fair & balanced) conspicuous consumption, so be it.



[x Washington Post]
Oh, Just What We Needed: S'more Useless Gifts
By Don Oldenburg

Probably every Christmas since the wise men gave Mary and Joseph a clunker "Treasure of the Magi," the present that didn't get mentioned in the Scriptures, there has been that gift that keeps on galling. You know, the useless present.

Why, this very moment there are pointless presents, bought with the best of intentions, lovingly wrapped and placed under the tree -- maybe under your tree! And they are of the "Oh-my-look-what-it-is!" and "You-shouldn't-have-no-no-really-you-shouldn't-have" variety. Think Singin' Fish on Wall Plaque or burbling Rock Garden Relaxation Fountain, the toasts of Christmases Past.

Some even become cultural classics: Fondue sets established the postmodern standard of utterly trifling gifts, and Pet Rocks redefined the Sisyphean giving season. Most of them end up in the attic with last Christmas's breadmaking machine (used three times) and other such things that were better to give than receive.

As wrong as fruitcake, socks and bad ties are, these gifts are worse. With great pretensions of importance or popularity, they do something that isn't remotely needed or is already quite capably accomplished more simply, with more class or aesthetic value. These gifts scream: "We've got too much stuff!"

These gifts make you stop and think, amid the cheeriest of Christmas spirit, that maybe, just maybe, "Peanuts' " Lucy was right when she said: "Christmas is a big commercial racket!"

This year's gifts that defy raison d'etre:

• Hoffritz S'mores Maker: That it's advertised as "modeled after a fondue set" should tell you all you need to know. For $45, it includes four ceramic containers for the marshmallows, chocolate and graham crackers, plus little forks for toasting over the Sterno-fueled grill. And get this: It sits on a Lazy Susan -- one of the classic clutter contraptions of all time! You don't even want to imagine little Girl Scouts in the woods charbroiling S'mores over a Hoffritz S'Mores Maker. Puh-leeze! S'less!

• Norelco Advantage 6756-X Deluxe Electric Shaver: The newest trend in electric shavers is that fancy models dispense shaving gel and shave dry or wet. Wasn't the whole idea behind electric razors that you didn't need shaving cream? Just $139? O-o-ouch!

• Salton Santa Fe Quesadilla Maker: Wait a minute, isn't making quesadillas easy? Like, duh, get out the frying pan. Before plopping down $34, ask yourself: Do the great chefs of Mexico use this thing?

• AccuGage Talking Air Pressure Gauge: Golly, you wouldn't want to miss a word there at the gas station air pump as your trusty $20 talking gauge announces your tire pressure. Maybe for blind drivers? Or nighttime tire pumping?

• Smoothie Jr.: This hybrid blender is designed specifically for one job only -- making smoothies. But wait! Make that Junior smoothies. Necessary? If you've got a blender, you don't need this $43 gimmick from Back to Basics.

• Nostalgic Record Player Turntable: It takes the recording industry 15 years to wean audiophiles from vinyl to digital -- and here we are back buying turntables as a trip down memory lane? Cripes, how's this for a memory: Schnick, la la la, schnick, la la la, schnick? Scratches, skips and pops on records is why you didn't miss them in the first place. Several styles of retro turntables from $100 to $200 are available to play all those boxed-up 33 rpm records, 45 rpm singles and 78 rpm classics. Just dust 'em off first.

• Bow-Lingual: The wireless microphone analyzer device attaches to your dog's collar and, according to its Japanese manufacturer, Takara, translates every bark. Supposedly it matches pooch lingo to 200 phrases that appear on its tiny screen. Grrrr! You don't need a $100 gadget to know what your dog is saying -- just listen.

• Cocomotion: Made by Mr. Coffee, it's a dedicated hot chocolate maker that brews up to four mugs of hot cocoa and obviously makes obsolete the pot-on-the-stove method. For $30, you too can clutter your kitchen cabinets even more. Say it ain't so, Joe.

• Duct-Tape Wallet: Ranging from $10 to $30, this is a low-tech gift only a high-tech nerdo could love. Made by Ducti, a company that uses specially designed duct tape to "craft" wallets and checkbooks so they don't get gunky and lint doesn't stick to them, they are not yet recommended by the Department of Homeland Security, but give it time.

• Totally Gross: The Game of Science: Here's a $40 board game from University Games trying to seduce youngsters into the scientific method with flatulence and boogers.

• Tick-Tack-Toe Game Set: Hey, it's a lot of trouble finding a sheet of paper and a pencil these days, then drawing two almost-parallel lines intersected by two other almost-parallel lines. And all those X's and O's. . . . So for only $10 you can give that tick-tack-toe connoisseur on your list a finely crafted, wooden tick-tack-toe set with frosted crystal X's and O's.

• Smart Tape Pro Digital Tape Measure With Voice Recorder: Nothing against the digital tape measure, but does anyone really need the voice recorder built into it? For $20? Especially now that the paper and pencil has been freed up from tick-tack-toe? What's next? A voice recorder with built-in digital measuring tape?

• Ambient Orb Stock Market Monitor: Cross a mood ring with a stock market tracker, apply the terrorist-threat color code, and whaddaya get? A desktop orb that changes colors when the market fluctuates -- green for when the Dow's up, yellow for unchanged, and red for down. Only $150. And not too heavy to fling out the window!

• Battery-Operated Corkscrew: Never mind that it includes a foil cutter (because how else would we cut the foil?). Unless your wrists are too weak to twist, you don't need this $20 un-necessity! Next time at a restaurant when you order a bottle of wine that doesn't have a screw-off cap, check out your waiter's pocket corkscrew -- the simple fold-out kind. It works perfectly well at less than half the price.

• Fondue Set: Yes, it's ba-a-a-ck! People are forking over their money again this year for the reinvented fondue craze billed as the must-have for the hostess with the mostest. Let's face it: Is there anything cheesier than a fondue set?

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