Monday, September 05, 2011

Today's Dumbo/Teabagger Solution To Natural Disasters: Ignore Them!

Tom Tomorrow brings us "Conservative Jones" and "Moonbat McWacky" to clarify the Dumbo/Teabagger position on disaster relief. Thanks to Wikipedia (the fount of all knowlege), here's some explication:

[x Wickipedia]
Conservative Jones

Beginnning in 1963, Donald J. Sobol created Leroy "Encyclopedia" Brown, boy detective, in a long series of children's novels. Only his parents and teachers call Leroy by his given name (which he dislikes); the rest of the neighborhood children refer to him as "Encyclopedia" because of his penetrating mind. "This Modern World" is a parallel universe and in that world, Tom Tomorrow gives us "Conservative Jones," Boy Detective. Jones has a trusty sidekick, "Moonbat McWacky," just as Sherlock Holmes had Dr. John Watson.

All Hee-Haws, starting with the POTUS 44, need to man up and grow some cojones. The POTUS 44 can lead the way in the upcoming message to Congress later this week: (echoes of FDR) "Many of you hate me for the color of my skin and I welcome your hatred!" On that note, the POTUS 44 should exit the House chamber via a back door and return to the White House to speak to the people of the United States of America: "My fellow Americans, I told the Dumbos/Teabaggers in Congress tonight where they could stick their Balanced Budget Amerndment...." As for Conservative Jones, he can stick his magnifying glass where the sun don't shine. If this is the (fair & balanced) time for blunt speech, so be it.

[x This Modern World]
Conservative Jones & The Mystery Of Liberal Behavior
By Tom Tomorrow (Dan Perkins)

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Tom Tomorrow/Dan Perkins

[Dan Perkins is an editorial cartoonist better known by the pen name "Tom Tomorrow". His weekly comic strip, "This Modern World," which comments on current events from a strong liberal perspective, appears regularly in approximately 150 papers across the U.S., as well as on Salon and Working for Change. The strip debuted in 1990 in SF Weekly.

Perkins, a long time resident of Brooklyn, New York, currently lives in Connecticut. He received the Robert F. Kennedy Award for Excellence in Journalism in both 1998 and 2002.

When he is not working on projects related to his comic strip, Perkins writes a daily political weblog, also entitled "This Modern World," which he began in December 2001.]

Copyright © 2011 Tom Tomorrow (Dan Perkins)

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