The Hopester is on the ropester. He'd better learn to do the rope-a-dope because The Hillster has already claimed that she is the distaff Rocky (Rockette?) and she's in the fight as long as she can stand upright. There is a slight glimmer in the Hoosier state, though. The Hopester is also a hoopster. He's got game and The Hillster might be able to throw back shots of Crown Royal but she doesn't have the kind of shots Hoosiers appreciate. Instead of debate, let The Hillster and The Hopester play a game of H-O-R-S-E with the loser leaving town (and the campaign). If this is a (fair & balanced) double-team, so be it.
[x San Antonio Fishwrap (Express-News)]
[John Branch has been the editorial cartoonist of the San Antonio Express-News since 1981. He began his career at The Daily Tar Heel at the University of North Carolina in 1975. Branch graduated in 1976 with a degree in studio art, and began drawing for his home town paper, The Chapel Hill Newspaper. His work work has been reprinted in The New York Times, USA Today, Newsweek, and many other publications throughout the country. A member and former officer of the Association of American Editorial Cartoonists, Branch has had two collections of his work published, Would You Buy a Used Cartoon From This Man?" and Out on a Limb.]
Copyright © 2008 John Branch
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