Friday, May 23, 2014

Sesame Street's Oscar the Grouch May Live In A Trash Can, But Faux News' Turd Blossom (Karl Rove) Bottoms That!

The Dubster (POTUS 43) nicknamed everyone except himself. Suggestion: Dumbass. Indeed, The Dubster called his political muse — Karl Rove — "Turd Blossom" because Rove specialized in male bovine excrement (Bull$shit). Turd Blossom bloomed this past week with his speculation that The Hillster's staff diverted attention from a head injury that the former Secretary of State suffered in a fall. Dr. Turd Blossom proclaimed that a possible brain injury was being concealed from 2016 presidential voters. If this is (fair & balanced) faux neurology, so be it.

[x The Nation]
No Surprise
By The Deadline Poet (Calvin Trillin)

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Karl Rove suggests that Hillary Clinton suffered brain damage.
—News reports

What’s long been true has gotten even truer:
When Karl Rove speaks, he does so from the sewer. Ω

[Calvin Trillin began his career as a writer for Time magazine. Since July 2, 1990, as a columnist at The Nation, Trillin has written his weekly "Deadline Poet" column: humorous poems about current events. Trillin has written considerably more pieces for The Nation than any other single person. A native of Kansas City, MO, Trillin received his BA from Yale College in 1957. He served in the army, and then joined Time.]

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