Friday, April 20, 2018

Today's Helpful Hint To The Current Occupant Of The Oval Office & His Crack Legal Team: Don't Mess With Federal Judge Kimba Wood

Handy Andy (Borowitz) strikes twice in the same week in this blog in a record-setting event. Borowitz alludes to the scandal of the revelation of bias at Faux News without mentioning the source of the scandal. (Hint: The photo accompanying this post provides a clue and if another hint is necessary, the scandalous Faux News personality is known as S.H. to his friends. It is rumored that the initials provided cries of "$hit-Head" on the playground. If this is (fair & balanced) scandal-mongering, so be it.

[x New Yorker]
Nation Shocked To Learn Of Possible Bias At Fox News
By Handy Andy (Borowitz)


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Millions of Americans were stunned and incredulous on Monday after learning of a possible incident of bias at Fox News Channel.

At a time when so many American institutions have been under attack, the possibility that Fox, one of the nation’s most respected news organizations, might be susceptible to hidden agendas was too much for many to take.

In interviews across the country, Fox viewers expressed disappointment, confusion, and shock that a news network known for its exacting standards had imperilled its hard-earned reputation for fairness.

“I’m devastated by this,” Carol Foyler, a viewer from Scottsdale, Arizona, said. “If we can’t trust Fox News, who can we trust?”

Tracy Klugian, a viewer from Akron, Ohio, said that he had been “walking around in a state of disbelief” since he learned of possible bias at the network. “I’m trying to be strong, but it’s tough,” he said. “I know I speak for a lot of people when I say that today was the day that America lost its innocence.”

But some Fox viewers, like Harland Dorrinson, of Topeka, Kansas, warned of a “rush to judgment” against Fox, urging people to remember the network’s stellar record of journalistic accomplishments.

“Whenever there was a national emergency, whether it was Benghazi, Hillary’s e-mails, or Obama’s birth certificate, Fox News was there,” he said. “One little mistake doesn’t wash all that away.” # # #

[Andy Borowitz is the creator the Borowitz Report, a Web site that is a lot funnier than the stuff posted by Matt Drudge and his ilk. Borowitz is a comedian and writer whose work appears regularly in The New Yorker. He is the first winner of the National Press Club's humor award and has won seven Dot-Comedy Awards for his web site. His most recent book (and Amazon's Best Kindle Single of the Year) is An Unexpected Twist (2012). Borowitz received a BA, magna cum laude (English) from Harvard University (MA).]

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