The Name Game

Here's today's challenge: read the following without LOL (laughing out loud). There are loons in Idaho, just as there is a loon in the Oval Office. The latter 'tain't funny anymore. Instead, read about those who would succeed "Wide Stance" Larry Craig (R-ID) and give thanks that you don't live amongst the tater tots. If this is (fair & balanced) political nonsense, so be it.

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The Has Been: Name That Loon
By Bruce Reed

Danger Is My Middle Name: Outgoing Senator Larry Craig can take consolation in one thing: out in Idaho, everyone wants his seat. Fourteen candidates have filed to run for the Senate, including eight Republicans, two Democrats, two Independents, and a Libertarian. Hal Styles Jr. of Desert Hot Springs, California, entered the Republican primary, even though he has never been to Idaho. "I know I'll love it because, clean air, clean water and many, many, many mountains," he says. "My heart, my mind, my body, my soul, my thoughts are in this to win."

The general election will likely be a rematch between former Democratic congressman Larry LaRocco and Republican Lt. Gov. (and former governor) Jim Risch. If Idahoans find those two insufficiently embarrassing, however, a number of fringe candidates have lined up to take Craig's place. According to CQ, one Independent, Rex Rammel, is a former elk rancher who is angry that Risch ordered state wildlife officials to shoot some of his elk that got away. The Libertarian, Kent A. Marmon, is running against "the ever-expanding Socialist agenda" he claims is being pushed by Democratic congressmen like John Dingell.

But by far the most creative third-party candidate is Marvin Richardson, an organic strawberry farmer who went to court to change his name to "Pro-Life." Two years ago, he made that his middle name and tried to run for governor as Marvin "Pro-Life" Richardson. State election officials ruled that middle names couldn't be used to make a political statement on the ballot. As plain old Marvin Richardson, he won just 1.6% of the vote.

Now that "Pro-Life" is his full name, the state had to let him run that way on the ballot. He told the Idaho Press-Tribune that with the name change, he should win 5%. He plans to run for office every two years for as long as he lives: "If I save one baby's life, it will be worth it."

As the Press-Tribune points out, Pro-Life is not a single-issue candidate, but has a comprehensive platform. In addition to abortion, he opposes "homosexuality, adultery, and fornication." He wants the pro-life movement to refer to abortion as "murder," although he has not yet insisted pro-choice candidates change their name to that.

Idaho Republicans and anti-abortion activists don't share Pro-Life's enthusiasm. They worry that conservative voters will check the box next to both Pro-Life and the Republican candidate, thereby spoiling their ballots. So last week, the Idaho Secretary of State persuaded both houses of the legislature to pass emergency legislation to clarify that "voters are casting a vote for a person and not a political proposition." Under the legislation, candidates who appear to have changed their names to "convey a political message" will be outed on the ballot as "a person, formerly known as …." The Prince Bill will go to the governor for signature this week.

According to the Associated Press, Pro-Life accuses legislators of "trying to legislate intelligence"—a charge not often hurled at the Idaho legislature. "The people that vote for me are more intelligent than to have something defined in legislation like this," he says.

Of course, Idahoans who really want to make a political statement will still be able to outsmart the Prince Bill. Nothing in the legislation prohibits Idaho parents who feel strongly about issues from naming their children Pro-Life or Pro-Gun at birth. For that matter, Marvin Richardson has changed his name so many times that if he changes it again, the ballot might have to describe him as "a person formerly known as 'Pro-Life.'" Or he could just change his name to Mitt Romney.

On the other hand, Republicans and Democrats alike can breathe a sign of relief over another unintended effect: the new law foils Larry Craig's best strategy for a comeback. Before the law, Craig could have changed his name to "Not Gay" and won in a landslide. "A person formerly known as Not Gay" is more like it...."

[Bruce Reed, who was President Clinton's domestic policy adviser, is president of the Democratic Leadership Council and editor-in-chief of Blueprint magazine.]

Copyright © 2008 Washington Post.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC

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A Dynamic Duo Nail The Dubster (Regularly)

In 2001, Ann Telnaes followed Signe Wilkinson (1992) as the second woman to win the Pulitzer Prize for editorial cartooning. Wilkinson, who savages The Dubster regularly, draws her 'toons for the Philadelphia Fishwrap; Ann Telnaes is not a newspaper staffer and joined Bill Mauldin as the only non-news-staff cartoonist winner of the Pulitzer Prize. If this is (fair & balanced) graphic ridicule, so be it.

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Copyright © 2008 Signe Wilkinson

[Signe Wilkinson was born in the depths of the baby boom and graduated from her suburban Philadelphia high school about the same year the SAT scores began their slide. After acquiring a BA in English from a western university of middling academic reputation, Wilkinson was unprepared for real work..., so she became a reporter, stringing for the West Chester (PA) Daily Local New. She also worked for the Quakers, the Academy of Natural Sciences of Philadelphia, and with a housing project in Cyprus, a job that ended with a bang when a coup d'etat was followed by a military invasion from Turkey. Since then, Wilkinson has felt that a little multi-culturalism goes a long way.

Back in the newsroom, Wilkinson began drawing the people she was supposed to be reporting on. She realized cartooning combined her interests in art and politics without taxing her interest in spelling. After a year of remedial art school, including a stint at the Pennsylvania Academy of the Fine Arts, she began freelancing at several Philadelphia and New York publications, finally landing a full-time job at the San Jose Mercury News in 1982. After 3 1/2 years on a steep learning curve, Wilkinson repaid her long-suffering Mercury News editor by taking a job at the Philadelphia Daily News, where she has been drawing contentedly ever since. Wilkinson won the Pulitzer Prize for her editorial cartoons in 1992 and in 2007, Wilkinson received the Thomas Nast Prize for editorial cartooning.]

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Copyright © 2008 Ann Telnaes

[Ann Telnaes is a free-lance editorial cartoonist syndicated by Tribune Media Services and is the 2001 recepient of the Pulitzer Prize for editorial cartooning. She is the first editorial cartoonist since Bill Mauldin in 1945 to win without being on a newspaper staff.

Her career path was a little different than most of her colleagues. Trained as an animator and designer, Telnaes worked in the commercial arts profession for years before being “inspired” by the Thomas-Hill hearings in 1991 to enter the editorial cartooning field. She became nationally syndicated in 1994.

Telnaes firmly believes that an editorial cartoon is visual commentary, not just a humorous drawing that illustrates the day’s news.

“If more editors looked at an editorial cartoonist as another columnist — one with a unique point of view who instead of using words uses images — the editorial pages would be much more dynamic and interesting to readers. While they might not read anything else on the editorial page, readers will always look, and react to, a good editorial cartoon,” Telnaes observes.

Telnaes’ work has appeared in many newspapers nationwide.

A collection of her original work was exhibited by the Library of Congress in 2003.]

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