Monday, March 18, 2013

Assume The (Prone) Position, Dumbo/Teabagger Men!

The recently-concluded Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) prompted this blog's 'toonist-in-residence to create an imaginary game show featuring all of the pinup boys of the Dumbos/Teabaggers. The best of the lot is "Probey," the talking transvaginal wand. This blogger fantasizes that "Probey" should be inserted where the sun don't shine in the lower parts of all of the male Right-To-Lifers. As the dialogue went in "Deliverance" when the Ned Beatty character was being anally raped by a pair of backwoodsmen: "Listen to 'im squeal!" That's what this blogger would love to hear: all of the Dumbo/Teabagger Right-To-Lifers squealin' at the top of their lungs. If this is a (fair & balanced) wish for an innovative use of a transvaginal wand, so be it.

[x This Modern World]
Conservative Mystery Date
By Tom Tomorrow (Dan Perkins)

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Tom Tomorrow/Dan Perkins

[Dan Perkins is an editorial cartoonist better known by the pen name "Tom Tomorrow". His weekly comic strip, "This Modern World," which comments on current events from a strong liberal perspective, appears regularly in approximately 150 papers across the U.S., as well as on Daily Kos. The strip debuted in 1990 in SF Weekly.

Perkins, a long time resident of Brooklyn, New York, currently lives in Connecticut. He received the Robert F. Kennedy Award for Excellence in Journalism in both 1998 and 2002.

When he is not working on projects related to his comic strip, Perkins writes a daily political weblog, also entitled "This Modern World," which he began in December 2001.]

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