Last month, the Grizzly -Bitch- Sow of the Great White North appeared on Faux News and uttered the neologism, "refudiate," in cynically urging the POTUS 44 and the First Lady to "refudiate" (searching for "repudiate") the reverse racism of the NAACP. Today's funny papers brought Rat's neologism, "rudify," to "Pearls Before Swine." Reasonable Goat, who eschews e-mail, confronts Rat at his keyboard. Goat tells Rat to "Please make your evil lips stop moving" and that is directed straight at the Grizzly Sow of the Great White North: "Please make your evil lips stop moving, you ignorant bitch!" If this is (fair & balanced) language law enforcement, so be it.
[x Pearls Before Swine]
"Rudify"
By Stephan Pastis
[Stephan Pastis is a native of San Marino, CA and attended the University of California at Berkeley, earning a B.A. in Political Science in 1989, followed by a J.D. from the UCLA School of Law. From 1993-2002, Pastis worked as a litigation attorney in the San Francisco Bay area. At this time he also tried to fulfill his childhood ambition of becoming a syndicated cartoonist by submitting different concepts to syndication agencies. "The Infirm," "Rat," and "Bradbury Road" were rejected, but "Pearls Before Swine" was accepted by United Features in 1999. It started publication on December 31, 2001, and Pastis left his day job in August 2002. His latest book is 50,000,000 Pearls Fans Can't Be Wrong: A Pearls Before Swine Collection (2010).]
Copyright © 2010 Stephan Pastis
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