Friday, August 22, 2003

My Favorite Prof at SUNY-Albany

This guy may teach journalism, but he knows a helluva lot more about history than most of those teaching history at SUNY-Albany. And, I like his take on those who make jokes about the inadequacies of public education (W who went to Andover and wants to leave no child behind?)



Why Are Students So Ignorant of History? (posted 8-22-03)
By Darryl McGrath, writing in the Buffalo News (August 17, 2003):

One student was unable to define either the Berlin Wall or the Soviet Union on a recent quiz. Another thought that Hiroshima was the bombing that made the United States enter World War II. A third thought the line "look away, look away" came not from the Confederate national anthem "Dixie" but from "The Star-Spangled Banner."

Almost none of the students had ever heard of the Eastern Bloc countries, and all of them struggled to list three times in the past 30 years that the United States had entered into an armed conflict. Most of them couldn't name the two presidents who saw the United States through World War II.

All of these are examples of how my students -- college juniors and seniors -- did on quizzes in the advanced journalism course I taught this summer at the University at Albany.

There were no trick questions. There was nothing on these quizzes that should have stumped anyone who has read a newspaper, a news magazine or the cover of People magazine once a week -- hey, try once a year -- for the last five years. But every semester, I get more than a few answers of the kind for which the term "doozie" was coined.

All of us have seen those real-life history essays from hell written by schoolchildren that float around on the Internet as someone's idea of a joke. You know, the ones in which fifth-graders hopelessly mangle events and misunderstand words and write something like this: "Queen Elizabeth the First was the queen of England a long time ago. She was known as the Virginian Queen because she never had any kids."

As a journalist who has written about urban school districts, I actually don't find it so cute when children become the butt of somebody's joke about the inadequacies of public education. I find it far less funny when those same children are ready to enter the working world 10 years later, and they're still at the same level of historical illiteracy.

What are we doing wrong with the way we teach history? More specifically, why do college students have so little understanding of the 20th century?

One problem might be the textbooks, suggests literacy advocate Andrew Carroll, 33, who came to his love of history after college.

"In my old high school textbook, there was a full page on the Tariff of 1816, and only a sentence on D-Day," Carroll said. "Unless you want to impress someone at a cocktail party, the Tariff of 1816 doesn't have as much significance as D-Day."

Carroll is the co-founder and executive director of the American Poetry & Literacy Project in Washington, D.C., which distributes free books of poetry in public venues such as train stations. As the editor of two collections of letters written by ordinary Americans, Carroll -- who recalls hating history in high school and college -- has discovered that there are better ways than rote memorization to make history come alive for students.

Based on his own archiving projects for his books, Carroll suggests encouraging students to devise and execute history projects of their own. Students who hate classroom lectures might come alive as they analyze documents, oversee an oral history assignment or become the curators of a classroom collection of artifacts.

I'd happily settle for my students demonstrating a grasp of the past 60 years, but the 1990s are about as far back as most can go. For many of them, Vietnam might as well be the Peloponnesian War. Other critical markers of the past century -- the civil rights movement, World War II, the Great Depression -- are fodder for a college-level version of the Queen Elizabeth essay.

Copyright © 2003 History News Network

Ben Sargent On U.S. Iraqi Policy



"It's them damn pitchers!" - William Marcy Tweed

If this be (fair & balanced) treason, make the most of it.

The Ten Commandments, Alabama Style

Lighten up, Neil! Just when I was down, I came across this item. I laughed out loud. I feel better. If this be (fair & balanced) blasphemy, make the most of it.



[x Austin American-Statesman]

'Tain't Moses who found these stones

By John Kelso

Friday, August 22, 2003

If there were ever a people who needed the help of the Ten Commandments to keep them from perdition, it's the fine folks of Alabama.

So I can understand why Alabama Chief Justice Roy Moore refused a federal court order to remove his 5,280-pound Ten Commandments monument from the lobby of the state Supreme Court.

Moore knew that if the monument weren't around to provide divine guidance, Alabamans would go straight to hell.

Furthermore, what business does the federal government have telling folks in Alabama how to interior decorate? If you can't say it with rocks in Alabama, where can you? Rocks meld seamlessly in Alabama with the local principles of feng shui, which most Alabamans probably figure comes with an order of egg rolls.

Where I differ with Justice Moore is that I think his monument has the wrong set of commandments etched on it. Moses had nothing to do with the gathering of the Alabama commandments. It was Moses' cousin, Elroy, who got them. By the way, when Elroy saw the burning bush, he lighted his cigarette with it.

With that in mind, here are the Alabama commandments as told to Elroy:

Thou shalt honor thy daddy and thy mama, as soon as you can figure out who they are.

Thou shalt not marry thy 13-year-old cousin Thelma Jean.

Thou shalt not fish with dynamite, nor hunt with a rocket launcher.

Thou shalt exclaim "Roll, Tide," at least 12 times a day during football season.

Thou shalt not remove the wheels from thy neighbor's home.

Thou shalt repeat fifth grade at the age of 19.

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's front-row tickets to the Merle Haggard concert.

Thou shalt not pawn thy teeth so thou can purchase a 12-pack.

Thou shalt not wear thine halter top and hot pants in the front row in church.

Thou shalt not cheat in a bass tournament by loading thy lunker with lead sinkers.

Thou shalt not do all thy Christmas shopping at a store with a sign out front that says "Beer, Bait & Ammo."

Thou shalt not hot-wire thy neighbor's dualie, then take it out on the interstate to see what that baby will do.

Thou shalt not wear thy Confederate T-shirt and hat ensemble to thy daughter's piano recital.

Thou shalt take Popular Mechanics magazine with thee to the outhouse.

Thou shalt not wear a bedsheet as formal attire.

Thou shalt not use an Igloo cooler as luggage on an airplane trip.

Thou shalt not go to Wal-Mart without thy shoes on.

Thou shalt make thine annual pilgrimage -- to Branson.

Thou shalt not eat the eggs at thine own children's Easter egg hunt.

Thou shalt not remove thy "Forget, Hell" bumper sticker from thy truck.

Thou shalt not place any false idols above George Wallace, Bear Bryant or Dale Earnhardt.

Copyright © 2003 Austin American-Statesman



We Seem To Be In Free Fall

The awful impact of corruption in college athletics seems limitless. I don't know if I can watch another game (at any level). Drugs, lies, sex, hypocrisy, and now — death. We are descending into the belly of the beast. If this be (fair & balanced) treason, make the most of it.


[x CHE]

Friday, August 22, 2003

Chairman of St. Bonaventure U. Board Dies, Apparently in Suicide

By THOMAS BARTLETT

The chairman of the Board of Trustees of St. Bonaventure University, who had helped deal with the fallout from a recent scandal involving the men's basketball team, was found dead at his home near Buffalo on Wednesday evening, an apparent suicide.

William E. Swan, who was 56, had been "despondent over issues that had occurred as a result of his positions" at the university, according to a statement from the New York State Police. Neither the police nor the university released the circumstances of his death.

The past year had seen the resignation of the university's president, athletics director, and assistant basketball coach and the dismissal of its head basketball coach. All of this was in the wake of revelations that a student on the men's basketball team had been allowed to play even though he failed to meet the National Collegiate Athletic Association's guidelines for academic eligibility. As a result, the university was banned from postseason play and stripped of six victories.

It was Mr. Swan who appointed a committee to investigate the violations and, along with the rest of the board, demanded the resignation of Robert J. Wickenheiser, who stepped down as the university's president in March. "We will not sacrifice our values for anything -- not even athletic glory," Mr. Swan said at a rally after the resignation. He also apologized to students and fans at the same rally.

"We're just devastated and heartbroken," David P. Ferguson, a university spokesman, said of Mr. Swan's death. "He loved this university and we loved him and the place is very upset." Mr. Ferguson added that Mr. Swan had been "largely responsible for the university's positive and pro-active response to the basketball situation."

In fact, Mr. Swan had written an article in the current issue of Trusteeship magazine about how the university had coped with scandal. In the article, he said he was "at peace with my decisions." He ended the article with the following statement: "The more important question for me now is, knowing what I now know about how good people and great organizations can sometimes go awry (and knowing that "best practices" for trustees do not constitute magic formulas for behavior), would I take the same actions in a similar situation? That is a question I will ponder to my dying days."

Copyright © 2003 by The Chronicle of Higher Education