Wednesday, June 30, 2004

Is Texas Cursed?

I acquired a Texas quarter today. The design is simple and elegant—unlike many of its two-bit predecessors—with a Lone Star imposed on the State of Texas. No pastiche of goofy images for the Lone Star 25¢-piece. No brag, just fact. Laconic as a yup or a nope. If this is (fair & balanced) numismatics, so be it.



Texas Quarter Posted by Hello


[x CNN]
The curse of the quarter
A strange series of coincidences befalls the 50 State Quarters.
By Gordon T. Anderson

NEW YORK (CNN/Money) - Did the Old Man of the Mountain die of natural causes, or was a curse the culprit?

The distinctive rock formation had been famous since Native Americans roamed the White Mountains. More recently, New Hampshire selected it for engraving as the state's contribution to the U.S. Mint's "50 State Quarters" program. When the rock's face crumbled to dust in early May, it was a blow for naturalists and numismatics alike.

Age was cited as the official cause of the Old Man's demise. But conspiracy theorists take note: since the Mint inaugurated the coin series, a string of unfortunate events has befallen many of its subjects.

Call it the Curse of the Quarter.

In 1997, the Treasury Department announced the State Quarters program, to honor various contributions of the 50 states.

The states themselves get to pick the subject of their designs, which are then minted on the backs of quarters and released according to the order by which the individual state joined the Union. Subjects of depiction include history, tourist activities, and flora and fauna.

Since Delaware's quarter came out on January 4, 1999, commemorative coins representing 22 states have been released, and three more are scheduled to roll out this year. Misfortune of some sort has afflicted 17 of the depicted designs.

To be sure, many problems have been minor, even trivial. Still, when bad luck affects three out of every four, one wonders about the nature of coincidence.

Here are some of the more unusual woes:

■ Maryland. The quarter depicts the statehouse in Annapolis, America's oldest legislative building still in use as a capitol. Last summer, the historic wooden cupola was struck by lightning, starting a small fire, which had to be extinguished by automated sprinklers.

■ New Jersey. Washington's crossing of the Delaware was a pivotal event, justly honored on the coin of the state where he landed. Was something more than meteorology involved when an annual re-enactment of the crossing was cancelled last December? The span is only about a mile wide, but severe wind, snow, and ice prevented the annual event from happening.

■ Kentucky. The Bluegrass State takes its equine traditions seriously, so it chose a thoroughbred and the inscription, "My Old Kentucky Home." That theme song was heard at Churchill Downs again this year -- serenading Funny Cide, the first native New Yorker to win the Kentucky Derby. For proud locals, the fact that the horse is a gelding may have proved particularly emasculating.

■ Rhode Island. America's Cup was lost two decades ago. Even so, Rhode Island's quarter celebrates open-sea ocean sailing, perhaps in anticipation of the Cup's return to its historic Newport home. The prize did change hands this year -- but it went to a boat from Switzerland, a landlocked country where sea-faring is literally impossible.

■ Alabama. Helen Keller appears on Alabama's coin, released in March 2003. Barely a month later, a much-anticipated revival of "The Miracle Worker" was forced to close before it even made it to Broadway, the New York Post reported.

■ North Carolina. The Wright brothers are depicted on the quarters of both North Carolina and Ohio. The aviation pioneers have had their wings clipped a bit in recent years. A growing body of evidence supports a claim -- still unsubstantiated -- that New Zealand farmer Richard Pearse may have beaten them to the air by nine months.

A few states honor important local industries. Tennessee fiddles for its music scene, while sales of recorded country music fell for the sixth consecutive year. Georgia promotes the peach, whose 2002 harvest produced much smaller-than-average fruit, the Atlanta Journal reported.

Vermont depicts maple syrup producers. Tapping yields were down as much as 33 percent this winter, according to the Burlington Free Press. Indiana's coin features the once-venerable Indy 500. The event's luster has fallen so far that this year, its TV broadcast attracted fewer viewers than another car race held the same day.

Both New York and Louisiana pay homage to historic ties between France and the United States -- an international relationship that's grown somewhat less cordial recently. The Minuteman of Massachusetts suffered the indignity of a (failed) proposal to eliminate it as the state university's mascot. And a classic Chicago-style brawl erupted over funding and patronage issues related to the Lincoln Presidential Library in Springfield. Honest Abe is on the Illinois quarter.

Even the sweet Carolina Wren, which adorns the South Carolina coin, has been affected. The bird's natural habitat is distinctly southern. Yet over the past few years, it has been spotted nesting in significant numbers in Indiana, Ohio, and Rhode Island.

A small colony of Carolina Wrens was even reported to be living in Ontario. Perhaps they're less afraid of SARS than the Curse of the Quarter.

Copyright © 2004 CNN

Correction + W's Mendacity?

Yesterday, I joined the largest group of people in the world: Those Who Have Made A Mistake. I incorrectly claimed that Austin fishwrap columnist John Kelso and I had attended the same showing of Michael Moore's "Fahrenheit 9/11." Kelso mentioned a theater (Alamo Drafthouse Cinema Lake Creek) very prominently in his column that sat astride the Travis-Williamson County Line. Further, Kelso identified the screening that he attended as beginning at 1:20 pm. The theater where I saw the film (Tinsletown Pflugerville) had a start time of 1:00 pm. However, the audience applause at the end of the film was the same in both theaters. Sapper's (Fair & Balanced) Rants & Raves regrets the error.

Today, Nicholas Kristof offered an op-ed column in the NYTimes that took on the issue of W the Mendacious. My dislike for W is grounded in his stupidity and his arrogance and pride in his own stupidity. Shame on Yale and Harvard Universities for placing any sort of legitimacy on this clown. W is a disgrace. I truly believe that W is too stupid to be a good liar. If this is (fair & balanced) character assassination, so be it.




[x NYTimes]
Calling Bush a Liar
By NICHOLAS D. KRISTOF

So is President Bush a liar?

Plenty of Americans think so. Bookshops are filled with titles about Mr. Bush like "Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them," "Big Lies," "Thieves in High Places" and "The Lies of George W. Bush."

A consensus is emerging on the left that Mr. Bush is fundamentally dishonest, perhaps even evil — a nut, yes, but mostly a liar and a schemer. That view is at the heart of Michael Moore's scathing new documentary, "Farenheit 9/11."

In the 1990's, nothing made conservatives look more petty and simple-minded than their demonization of Bill and Hillary Clinton, who were even accused of spending their spare time killing Vince Foster and others. Mr. Clinton, in other words, left the right wing addled. Now Mr. Bush is doing the same to the left. For example, Mr. Moore hints that the real reason Mr. Bush invaded Afghanistan was to give his cronies a chance to profit by building an oil pipeline there.

"I'm just raising what I think is a legitimate question," Mr. Moore told me, a touch defensively, adding, "I'm just posing a question."

Right. And right-wing nuts were "just posing a question" about whether Mr. Clinton was a serial killer.

I'm against the "liar" label for two reasons. First, it further polarizes the political cesspool, and this polarization is making America increasingly difficult to govern. Second, insults and rage impede understanding.

Lefties have been asking me whether Mr. Bush has already captured Osama bin Laden, and whether Mr. Bush will plant W.M.D. in Iraq. Those are the questions of a conspiracy theorist, for even if officials wanted to pull such stunts, they would be daunted by the fear of leaks.

Bob Woodward's latest book underscores that Mr. Bush actually believed that Saddam did have W.M.D. After one briefing, Mr. Bush turned to George Tenet and protested, "I've been told all this intelligence about having W.M.D., and this is the best we've got?" The same book also reports that Mr. Bush told Mr. Tenet several times, "Make sure no one stretches to make our case."

In fact, of course, Mr. Bush did stretch the truth. The run-up to Iraq was all about exaggerations, but not flat-out lies. Indeed, there's some evidence that Mr. Bush carefully avoids the most blatant lies — witness his meticulous descriptions of the periods in which he did not use illegal drugs.

True, Mr. Bush boasted that he doesn't normally read newspaper articles, when his wife said he does. And Mr. Bush wrongly claimed that he was watching on television on the morning of 9/11 as the first airplane hit the World Trade Center. But considering the odd things the president often says ("I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family"), Mr. Bush always has available a prima facie defense of confusion.

Mr. Bush's central problem is not that he was lying about Iraq, but that he was overzealous and self-deluded. He surrounded himself with like-minded ideologues, and they all told one another that Saddam was a mortal threat to us. They deceived themselves along with the public — a more common problem in government than flat-out lying.

Some Democrats, like Mr. Clinton and Senator Joseph Lieberman, have pushed back against the impulse to demonize Mr. Bush. I salute them, for there are so many legitimate criticisms we can (and should) make about this president that we don't need to get into kindergarten epithets.

But the rush to sling mud is gaining momentum, and "Farenheit 9/11" marks the polarization of yet another form of media. One medium after another has found it profitable to turn from information to entertainment, from nuance to table-thumping.

Talk radio pioneered this strategy, then cable television. Political books have lately become as subtle as professional wrestling, and the Internet is adding to the polarization. Now, with the economic success of "Farenheit 9/11," look for more documentaries that shriek rather than explain.

It wasn't surprising when the right foamed at the mouth during the Clinton years, for conservatives have always been quick to detect evil empires. But liberals love subtlety and describe the world in a palette of grays — yet many have now dropped all nuance about this president.

Mr. Bush got us into a mess by overdosing on moral clarity and self-righteousness, and embracing conspiracy theories of like-minded zealots. How sad that many liberals now seem intent on making the same mistakes.


Nicholas Kristof Posted by Hello

Nicholas D. Kristof, a columnist for The Times since November 2001, writes op-ed columns that appear each Wednesday and Saturday. Previously, he was associate managing editor of The Times, responsible for Sunday editions.

Born on April 27, 1959, Mr. Kristof grew up on a cherry farm near Yamhill, Oregon, and raised sheep for his Future Farmers of America project. He graduated from Harvard College in three years, Phi Beta Kappa, in 1981, and then won first class honors in his study of law at Oxford University on a Rhodes Scholarship. He later studied Arabic in Cairo and Chinese in Taipei. After working in France, he caught the travel bug and began backpacking around Africa and Asia, writing articles to cover his expenses. Mr. Kristof has lived on four continents, reported on six, and traveled to well over 100 countries. He has had unpleasant experiences with malaria, mobs, war and an African airplane crash.

Mr. Kristof joined The New York Times in October 1984, initially covering economics. After that, he served as a business correspondent based in Los Angeles, Hong Kong bureau chief, Beijing bureau chief and Tokyo bureau chief. In 2000, he covered the presidential campaign and in particular Governor Bush, and he is the author of the chapter on Mr. Bush in the reference book "The Presidents."

In 1990 Mr. Kristof and his wife, Sheryl WuDunn, also a Times journalist, won a Pulitzer Prize for their coverage of China's Tiananmen Square democracy movement. They were the first married couple to win a Pulitzer for journalism. Mr. Kristof has won other prizes including the George Polk Award and the Overseas Press Club awards.

Mr. Kristof and Ms. WuDunn are authors of "China Wakes: The Struggle for the Soul of a Rising Power" and "Thunder from the East: Portrait of a Rising Asia." Mr. Kristof and Ms. WuDunn are the parents of Gregory, Geoffrey and Caroline. Mr. Kristof enjoys running, backpacking in the Oregon Cascades, and having his Chinese and Japanese corrected by his children.


Copyright 2004 The New York Times Company

Tuesday, June 29, 2004

Great Minds In Sync?

The professional curmudgeon for the Austin fishwrap went to see the same showing of Michael Moore's anthem to W! Even though Kelso covered his tracks with a reference to a different theater, he was in the audience of the Tinseltown Cinemas in Pflugerville. How do I know this? The Alamo Draft House alluded to by Kelso didn't show Moore's film at the time Kelso (and I) saw it. In addition, the theater nearest the Williamson-Travis County Line is the Pflugerville cinemaplex. Anyway, I left Amarillo—Republican stronghold of the Texas Panhandle—for Georgetown—Republican stronghold of Central Texas—and, if truth be known, Sun City is even more rockribbed Republican than most of Williamson County. If you don't believe me, you can go f*** yourself. If this is (fair & balanced) Republican discourse, so be it.



'Fahrenheit 9/11' gets surprising reception in Bush Country

Posted by Hello
by John Kelso

Terror alert. Call Homeland Security. Liberals are infiltrating starched and pressed Williamson County. People are packing the Alamo Draft House Cinema on U.S. 183 to see Michael Moore's "Fahrenheit 9/11."

My favorite part comes when the gutsy Moore hits the streets of Washington to ask members of Congress if they would like to sign up their kids to fight in the war in Iraq. Nobody takes him up on it. One gets this look on his face as if Moore is trying to hand him a dead fish.

The film makes the case that Bush stole the presidential election. It claims that Bush arranged to have 24 members of the bin Laden family flown out the country a few days after 9/11 because of Bush family money ties to the bin Ladens. "Can you imagine Clinton after Oklahoma City arranging a trip out of the country for the McVeigh family?" Moore asks.

In the movie, Bush has a good golf swing. But that's it for good, unless you're a fan of elitist, stupid and evil.

Since Williamson County is Bush Country, on Monday I drove out to the theater near the Williamson-Travis county line, thinking I would get a personal viewing.

Boy, was I wrong. At 1:20 p.m., for the first showing, there were about 100 people in the theater, and it was about 80 percent full.

It was the first time since the movie opened Friday that the theater wasn't sold out. Part of this may be because the movie is showing at just this one theater in Williamson County. Five Travis County theaters are carrying it.

"I've never seen a movie get such a strong reaction," said Rob Landerman, the manager. "Everybody applauds at the end."

Monday was no different. Well, not everybody applauded. But most did.

So far there haven't been any fistfights.

"No, but I'll tell you, one of the shows where Alex Jones did an introduction, we were about this close to needing a referee," said Mike Sherrill, the theater's chief operating officer, holding his thumb and forefinger real close together. Jones, a local conspiracy theorist, got up and spoke before the Friday showings.

"I'm going to bring my 20-year-old to see this," a moviegoer named Cecile said. She wouldn't give her last name. She said she wanted her son to see the film so he would know his future choices: Iraq or Canada.

"I'll tell you what: I'd give (Moore) the Academy Award for it," said a guy named Steve, who wouldn't give his last name either because "there's nuts out there."

After one showing, a woman in the lobby started handing out anti-Bush pamphlets, and some guy got frosted and told her to shut up.

Though the movie is funny in places, the carnage horrifies. You'll laugh with Moore as he circles the White House in an ice cream truck, reading the Patriot Act. You won't laugh when you see the U.S. soldier who can still feel his hands even though they've been blown off.

"I think it really hit the nail on the head, most of it," said Jerry Franklin, a Democrat who lives on Lake Travis. "I think it really opened some eyes around here, especially in Bush Country."

Go see for yourself and make up your own mind.

Copyright © 2004 Austin American-Statesman

Monday, June 28, 2004

Roger Ebert Gets It Right—Mostly

Roger Ebert thought that "Bowling For Columbine" was more electrifying than "Fahrenheit 9/11." I saw both films and the earlier film did not receive a standing ovation like the audience gave "Fahrenheit 9/11." On top of that, I don't think Roger Ebert is going to vote for W in November. If this is (fair & balanced) repudiation, so be it.



FAHRENHEIT 9/11 — ***1/2 (R)
Lions Gate/IFC Films presents a documentary directed by Michael Moore. Narrated by Moore. Running time: 110 minutes. Rated R (some violent and disturbing images, and for language).
BY ROGER EBERT

Michael Moore's "Fahrenheit 9/11" is less an expose of George W. Bush than a dramatization of what Moore sees as a failed and dangerous presidency. The charges in the film will not come as news to those who pay attention to politics, but Moore illustrates them with dramatic images and a relentless commentary track that essentially concludes Bush is incompetent, dishonest, failing in the war on terrorism, and has bad taste in friends.

Although Moore's narration ranges from outrage to sarcasm, the most devastating passage in the film speaks for itself. That's when Bush, who was reading My Pet Goat to a classroom of Florida children, is notified of the second attack on the World Trade Center, and yet lingers with the kids for almost seven minutes before finally leaving the room. His inexplicable paralysis wasn't underlined in news reports at the time, and only Moore thought to contact the teacher in that schoolroom -- who, as it turned out, had made her own video of the visit. The expression on Bush's face as he sits there is odd indeed.

Bush, here and elsewhere in the film, is characterized as a man who owes a lot to his friends, including those who helped bail him out of business ventures. Moore places particular emphasis on what he sees as a long-term friendship between the Bush family (including both presidents) and powerful Saudi Arabians. More than $1.4 billion in Saudi money has flowed into the coffers of Bush family enterprises, he says, and after 9/11 the White House helped expedite flights out of the country carrying, among others, members of the bin Laden family (which disowns its most famous member).

Moore examines the military records released by Bush to explain his disappearance from the Texas Air National Guard, and finds that the name of another pilot has been blacked out. This pilot, he learns, was Bush's close friend James R. Bath, who became Texas money manager for the billionaire bin Ladens. Another indication of the closeness of the Bushes and the Saudis: The law firm of James Baker, the secretary of State for Bush's father, was hired by the Saudis to defend them against a suit by a group of 9/11 victims and survivors, who charged that the Saudis had financed al-Qaida.

To Moore, this is more evidence that Bush has an unhealthy relationship with the Saudis, and that it may have influenced his decision to go to war against Iraq at least partially on their behalf. The war itself Moore considers unjustified (no WMDs, no Hussein-bin Laden link), and he talks with American soldiers, including amputees, who complain bitterly about Bush's proposed cuts of military salaries at the same time he was sending them into a war that they (at least, the ones Moore spoke to) hated.

Moore also shows American military personnel who are apparently enjoying the war; he has footage of soldiers who use torture techniques not in a prison but in the field, where they hood an Iraqi prisoner, call him "Ali Baba" and pose for videos while touching his genitals.

Moore brings a fresh impact to familiar material by the way he marshals his images. We are all familiar with the controversy over the 2000 election, which was settled by the U.S. Supreme Court. What I hadn't seen before was footage of the ratification of Bush's election by the U.S. Congress. An election can be debated at the request of one senator and one representative; 10 representatives rise to challenge it, but not a single senator. As Moore shows the challengers, one after another, we cannot help noting that they are eight black women, one Asian woman and one black man. They are all gaveled into silence by the chairman of the joint congressional session -- Vice President Al Gore. The urgency and futility of the scene reawakens old feelings for those who believe Bush is an illegitimate president.

"Fahrenheit 9/11" opens on a note not unlike Moore's earlier films, such as "Roger & Me" and "Bowling for Columbine." Moore, as narrator, brings humor and sarcasm to his comments, and occasionally appears onscreen in a gadfly role.

It's vintage Moore, for example, when he brings along a Marine who refused to return to Iraq; together, they confront congressmen, urging them to have their children enlist in the service. And he makes good use of candid footage, including an eerie video showing Bush practicing facial expressions before going live with his address to the nation about 9/11.

Apparently Bush and other members of his administration don't know what every TV reporter knows, that a satellite image can be live before they get the cue to start talking. That accounts for the quease-inducing footage of Deputy Defense Secretary Paul Wolfowitz wetting his pocket comb in his mouth before slicking back his hair. When that doesn't do it, he spits in his hand and wipes it down. If his mother is alive, I hope for his sake she doesn't see this film.

Such scenes are typical of vintage Moore, catching his subjects off guard. But his film grows steadily darker, and Moore largely disappears from it, as he focuses on people such as Lila Lipscomb, from Moore's hometown of Flint, Mich.; she reads a letter from her son, written days before he was killed in Iraq. It urges his family to work for Bush's defeat.

"Fahrenheit 9/11" is a compelling, persuasive film, at odds with the White House effort to present Bush as a strong leader. He comes across as a shallow, inarticulate man, simplistic in speech and inauthentic in manner. If the film is not quite as electrifying as Moore's "Bowling for Columbine," that may be because Moore has toned down his usual exuberance and was sobered by attacks on the factual accuracy of elements of "Columbine"; playing with larger stakes, he is more cautious here, and we get an op-ed piece, not a stand-up routine. But he remains one of the most valuable figures on the political landscape, a populist rabble-rouser, humorous and effective; the outrage and incredulity in his film are an exhilarating response to Bush's determined repetition of the same stubborn sound bites.

Copyright © Chicago Sun-Times Inc.

The Lessons Of History - II?


Evacuation of Saigon - April 25, 1975 (above)
Evacuation of Baghdad - June 28, 2004 (below) Posted by Hello

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The Lessons Of History?

As W's daddy (#41) is wont to say: We are in deep doo-doo. Now the foreign fighters that we couldn't keep out of Iraq are going to start beheading U.S. servicemen that they capture. W babbles about bringing democracy to Iraq. We solve terror attacks in Iraq by moving the transition date from June 30, 2004 to June 28, 2004. The poor devils in the Iraqi provisional government are marked men who will start dying in Agatha Christie fashion until there are none. We are going to Hell in a handbasket. I am going to go see "Fahrenheit 9/11." I can't believe that W can be that stupid. If this is (fair & balanced) propaganda, so be it.



[x Foreign Policy]
Imperial Amnesia
By John B. Judis


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Flag-draped coffins of U.S.
soldiers returning from Mexico
in 1914 (above); and Iraq
in 2004 (below)
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The United States invaded a distant country to share the blessings of democracy. But after being welcomed as liberators, U.S. troops encountered a bloody insurrection. Sound familiar? Don’t think Iraq—think the Philippines and Mexico decades ago. U.S. President George W. Bush and his advisors have embarked on a historic mission to change the world. Too bad they ignored the lessons of history.

On October 18, 2003, U.S. President George W. Bush landed in Manila as part of a six-nation Asian tour. The presidential airplane, Air Force One, was shepherded into Philippine airspace by F-15 fighter jets due to security concerns over a possible terrorist attack. Bush's speech to the Philippine Congress was delayed by what one reporter described as “undulating throngs of protestors that lined his motorcade route past shantytowns and rows of shacks.” Outside the Philippine House of Representatives, several thousand more demonstrators greeted Bush, and several Philippine legislators staged a walkout during his 20-minute address.

In that speech, Bush credited the United States for transforming the Philippines into a democracy. “America is proud of its part in the great story of the Filipino people,” said Bush. “Together our soldiers liberated the Philippines from colonial rule.” He drew an analogy between the United States' attempt to create democracy in the Philippines and its effort to create a democratic Middle East through the invasion and occupation of Iraq. “Democracy always has skeptics,” the president said. “Some say the culture of the Middle East will not sustain the institutions of democracy. The same doubts were once expressed about the culture of Asia. These doubts were proven wrong nearly six decades ago, when the Republic of the Philippines became the first democratic nation in Asia.”

As many Philippine commentators remarked afterward, Bush's rendition of Philippine-American history bore little relation to fact. True, the U.S. Navy ousted Spain from the Philippines in the Spanish-American War of 1898. But instead of creating a Philippine democracy, the McKinley administration, its confidence inflated by victory in that “splendid little war,” annexed the country and installed a colonial administrator. The United States then waged a brutal war against the same Philippine independence movement it encouraged to fight against Spain. The war dragged on for 14 years. Before it ended, about 120,000 U.S. troops were deployed, more than 4,000 were killed, and more than 200,000 Filipino civilians and soldiers were killed. Resentment lingered a century later during Bush's visit.

As for the Philippines' democracy, the United States can take little credit for what exists and some blame for what doesn't. The electoral machinery the United States designed in 1946 provided a democratic veneer beneath which a handful of families, allied to U.S. investors—and addicted to kickbacks—controlled the Philippine land, economy, and society. The tenuous system broke down in 1973 when Philippine politician Ferdinand Marcos had himself declared president for life. Marcos was finally overthrown in 1986, but even today Philippine democracy remains more dream than reality. Three months before Bush's visit, a group of soldiers staged a mutiny that raised fears of a military coup. With Islamic radicals and communists roaming the countryside, the Philippines is perhaps the least stable of Asian nations. If the analogy between the United States' “liberation” of the Philippines and of Iraq holds true, it will not be to the credit of the Bush administration, but to the skeptics who charged that the White House undertook the invasion of Baghdad with its eyes wide shut.

Politicians often rewrite history to their own purposes, but, as Bush's remarks suggested, there was more than passing significance to his revisionist account of the Spanish-American War. It reflected not just a distorted view of a critical episode in U.S. foreign policy but the rejection of important, negative lessons that Americans later drew from their brief experiment in creating an overseas empire. The United States' decision to invade and occupy Iraq wasn't, of course, a direct result of this misreading of the past. If Bush or Vice President Dick Cheney or Deputy Secretary of Defense Paul Wolfowitz (the administration's leading neoconservative) had remembered the brutal war the United States fought in the Philippines or similar misadventures in Mexico, or the blighted history of Western imperialism in the Middle East, they still might have invaded Iraq. But they also might have had second, third, or even fourth thoughts about what Bush, unconsciously echoing the imperialists of a century ago, called a “historic opportunity to change the world.”

Divine Interventionism

Prior to the annexation of the Philippines, the United States stood firmly against countries acquiring overseas colonies, just as American colonists once opposed Britain's attempt to rule them. But by taking over parts of the Spanish empire, the United States became the kind of imperial power it once denounced. It was now vying with Britain, France, Germany, Russia, and Japan for what future U.S. President Theodore Roosevelt called “the domination of the world.”

Some Americans argued the country needed colonies to bolster its military power or to find markets for its capital. But proponents of imperialism, including Protestant missionaries, also viewed overseas expansion through the prism of the country's evangelical tradition. Through annexation, they insisted, the United States would transform other nations into communities that shared America's political and social values and also its religious beliefs. “Territory sometimes comes to us when we go to war in a holy cause,” U.S. President William McKinley said of the Philippines in October 1900, “and whenever it does the banner of liberty will float over it and bring, I trust, the blessings and benefits to all people.” This conviction was echoed by a prominent historian who would soon become president of Princeton University. In 1901, Woodrow Wilson wrote in defense of the annexation of the Philippines: “The East is to be opened and transformed, whether we will or no; the standards of the West are to be imposed upon it; nations and peoples which have stood still the centuries through are to be quickened and to be made part of the universal world of commerce and of ideas which has so steadily been a-making by the advance of European power from age to age.”

The two presidents who discovered that the U.S. experiment with imperialism wasn't working were, ironically, Wilson and Theodore Roosevelt. Roosevelt had been an enthusiastic supporter of the U.S. takeover of the Spanish empire. “[I]f we do our duty aright in the Philippines,” he declared in 1899, “we will add to that national renown which is the highest and finest part of national life, will greatly benefit the people of the Philippine Islands, and above all, we will play our part well in the great work of uplifting mankind.” Yet, after Roosevelt became president in 1901, his enthusiasm for overseas expansion waned. Urged by imperialists to take over the Dominican Republic, he quipped, “As for annexing the island, I have about the same desire to annex it as a gorged boa constrictor might have to swallow a porcupine wrong-end-to.” Under Roosevelt, U.S. colonial holdings shrunk. And after the Russo-Japanese War in 1904–05, Roosevelt changed the United States' diplomatic posture from competitor with the other imperialist powers to mediator in their growing conflicts.

Upon becoming president, Wilson boasted that he could “teach the South American republics to elect good men.” After Mexican Gen. Victoriano Huerta arranged the assassination of the democratically elected President Francisco Madero and seized power in February 1913, Wilson promised to unseat the unpopular dictator, using a flimsy pretext to dispatch troops across the border. But instead of being greeted as liberators, the U.S. forces encountered stiff resistance and inspired riots and demonstrations, uniting Huerta with his political opponents. In Mexico City, schoolchildren chanted, “Death to the Gringos.” U.S.-owned stores and businesses in Mexico had to close. The Mexico City newspaper El Imparcial declared, in a decidedly partial manner, “The soil of the patria is defiled by foreign invasion! We may die, but let us kill!” Wilson learned the hard way that attempts to instill U.S.-style constitutional democracy and capitalism through force were destined to fail.

Wilson drew even more dramatic conclusions about imperialism from the outbreak of the First World War. Like Roosevelt, and many European leaders, Wilson earnestly believed that the rapid spread of imperialism contributed to a higher, more pacific civilization by bringing not only capitalist industry but also higher standards of morality and education to formerly barbarous regions. Sadly, the opposite occurred: The struggle for colonies helped precipitate a savage war among the imperial powers. The only way to prevent future war, Wilson concluded, was to dismantle the colonial structure itself. His plan included self-determination for former colonies, international arms reduction, an open trading system to discourage economic imperialism, and a commitment to collective security through international organizations, what is now sometimes referred to as multilateralism. Wilson never abandoned the evangelical goal of transforming the world, but he recognized that the United States could not do it alone, and it could not succeed overnight—alone or with others. Creating a democratic world could take decades, even centuries, as countries developed at their own pace and according to their own traditions.

After the First World War, Wilson failed to convince either the other victorious powers or the U.S. Senate to embrace his plan for a new world order. During World War II, President Franklin Roosevelt resumed Wilson's attempt to dismantle imperialism. After the war, though, the British and French refused to give up their holdings, and the Soviet Union restored and expanded the older czarist empire in Eastern Europe and Southern and Western Asia. Imperialism endured during the Cold War, but as a subtext of the struggle between the free world and communism.

The Cold War also shaped and distorted the United States' reaction to the powerful movements against imperialism emerging after the Second World War. Fearing that anticolonial movements would side with the Soviet Union, the United States abandoned its effort to dismantle European imperialism, most notably in Southeast Asia, and even sought to establish its own neo-imperial reign in Latin America, Asia, and the Middle East. The United States did not annex countries. Instead, as it did in Cuba in the early 20th century, Washington sought to dominate these countries' economies and keep friendly governments in power—through quiet subversion or, if necessary, outright military intervention.

The United States' support for ongoing imperial rule led to continuous unrest in the Caribbean and Central America and to disaster in the former French Indochina. The failure to dismantle imperialism was also keenly felt in the Middle East. Since the early 20th century, the great powers had sought control of the region's oil fields. They initially attempted colonization in such countries as Iraq, but failing that, they won favorable long-term leases on the oil fields from pliant governments. In the latter half of the 20th century, the United States continued that pattern. In Iran, for instance, the CIA helped overthrow Prime Minister Mohammad Mossadeq in 1953 in order to restore and sustain the rule of the shah, whom the British installed in 1941. Throughout the region, the United States was considered Britain's imperial successor—a notion reinforced by U.S. support of Israel, which was perceived as an offshoot of European imperialism. (And, after the Six Day War in 1967, Israel itself became an occupying power.) This view of the United States would persist into the next century and frustrate the current Bush administration's efforts to remake the region.

Caveat Imperator

With the Cold War over, U.S. Presidents George H.W. Bush and Bill Clinton had the chance to resume Wilson's attempt to dismantle the structure of imperialism that sparked two world wars, the Cold War, and wars of national liberation in Africa, Asia, and Latin America. As both presidents understood, the challenge concerned how the United States could actively exercise leadership—and further America's goals of a peaceful, democratic world—without reviving the perilous dialectic of imperialism and nationalism.

George H.W. Bush met this challenge when Iraq invaded Kuwait in August 1990. If he had acted unilaterally against Iraqi President Saddam Hussein—or solely with Britain, the other former colonial power in the region—the United States would have been regarded as an imperialist aggressor. But Bush wisely sought the support of the United Nations Security Council and created a genuine coalition that included Iraq's Arab neighbors.

Clinton followed a similar strategy. In the Balkans, where the collapse of the Soviet empire awakened centuries-old ethnic conflicts, Clinton intervened only as part of a NATO force.

These years represented a triumph of Wilsonianism. Yet, during this period, conservative Republicans challenged Wilson's legacy. The most vocal dissenters included the second and third generation of the neoconservatives who had helped shape U.S. President Ronald Reagan's domestic and foreign policy. They declared their admiration for the Theodore Roosevelt of the 1890s and the United States' first experiment with imperialism. Some, including Max Boot of the Wall Street Journal, called on the United States to unambiguously “embrace its imperial role.” Like neo-isolationist and nationalist Republicans, they scorned international institutions and rejected the idea of collective security. But unlike them, neoconservatives strongly advocated using U.S. military and economic power to transform countries and regions in the United States' image.

During the 1990s, these neoconservatives operated like the imperialists of a century before, when Theodore Roosevelt, Sen. Henry Cabot Lodge, and others agitated against the anti-imperialist policies of Democratic U.S. President Grover Cleveland. When McKinley was elected in 1896, Roosevelt joined the administration as assistant secretary of the navy, but the imperialists primarily made their case through speeches, articles, and books. One hundred years later, a like-minded group of neocons, including Wolfowitz, Boot, Weekly Standard editor William Kristol, and former Assistant Secretary of Defense Richard Perle, developed a similar network of influence through access to the media. Although they gained only second-level jobs in the new Bush administration, they made the most of them—most notably, by providing an intellectual framework for understanding the Middle East following the attacks on September 11, 2001.

Al Qaeda and its terrorist network were latter-day products of the nationalist reaction to Western imperialism. These Islamic movements shared the same animus toward the West and Israel that older nationalist and Marxist movements did. They openly described the enemy as Western imperialism. Where they differed from the older movements was in their reactionary social outlook, particularly toward women, and in their ultimate aspiration to restore the older Muslim empire to world dominance. But after September 11, as Washington tried to understand what had happened, the neoconservatives insisted that these movements were simply the products of a deranged Islam, inflamed by irrational resentment of —in the words of historian Bernard Lewis—“America's freedom and plenty.” The neoconservatives discounted the galvanizing effect that the Israeli-Palestinian conflict and Western power in the region had on radical Islam. And once the Taliban had been ousted from Afghanistan, the neoconservatives set their sights on Baghdad. They argued that the overthrow of Hussein would not only deprive terrorists of a potential ally but could catalyze the transformation of the region into pro-American and pro-Israeli democracies. They denied it would stoke nationalism. Bush, Cheney, Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld, and National Security Advisor Condoleeza Rice had earlier denounced nation building, but the neoconservatives, aided by Iraqi exiles, convinced these doubters that Iraq could be transformed on the cheap. In 1899, Manila's upper classes had assured McKinley that he need not worry about “nationalist sentiment.” Similarly, in 2003, the neoconservatives and the Iraqi exiles declared that U.S. troops would be welcomed with flowers.

After Baghdad fell in April 2003, and the few flowers had wilted, the Bush administration followed an older script. It put a U.S. administrator in charge of the country. U.S. officials promised eventually to hand sovereignty back to the Iraqis, but they made clear they would do so only after a government was installed that accorded with U.S. interests. It wouldn't be, Rumsfeld assured an interviewer, an “Iranian-type government,” regardless of what Iraqis wanted. Even after the handoff of sovereignty, administrator L. Paul Bremer declared the U.S. would retain control. It would be “a sovereign government that can't change laws or make decisions,” one Iraqi appointee complained. The Bush administration also declared support for privatizing the Iraqi economy—even though occupying forces are forbidden from selling state assets under the fourth Geneva Convention. (The White House awarded the great bulk of contracts for rebuilding Iraq and its oil industry to U.S. firms.) Ghassan Salamé, a political scientist and former senior advisor to the U.N. mission in occupied Baghdad, commented in November 2003 that “[t]he Coalition is intent on creating a new Iraq of its own; and one should not ignore the dimensions of that truly imperial ambition.”

For his part, Bush declared during an April 2004 press conference that, in invading and occupying Iraq, the United States had not acted as “an imperial power,” but as a “liberating power.” To be sure, the United States has not attempted to make Iraq part of a new, formal U.S. empire. But the invasion and occupation conformed perfectly to the variant of imperialism pioneered by the United States in Cuba and by the British in the Middle East. Instead of permanently annexing the countries they conquered, after a period of suzerainty, they would retain control by vetoing unfriendly governments and dominating the country's economy.

Predictably, these policies provoked a nationalist backlash. By the spring of 2004, the Bush administration was engaged in a fierce war of urban repression—raining bombs and artillery shells on heavily populated cites—to defend its hold over the country. The president tried to blame opposition to the occupation entirely on foreign terrorists or on high-level loyalists from the old regime, but it is clear that the Iraqi resistance includes people who opposed and even suffered under Hussein's regime.

A Bridge to the 19th Century

In trying to bring the Middle East into a democratic 21st century, Bush took it—and the United States—back to the dark days at the turn of the last century. Administration officials deeply misunderstood the region and its history. They viewed the Iraqis under Saddam the same way that Americans once viewed the Filipinos under the Spanish or the Mexicans under dictator Huerta—as victims of tyranny who, once freed, would embrace their American conquerors as liberators.

Bush resolved the contradiction between imperialism and liberation simply by denying that the United States was capable of acting as an imperial power. He assumed that by declaring his support for a “democratic Middle East,” he had inoculated Americans against the charge of imperialism. But, of course, the United States and Britain had always claimed the highest motives in seeking to dominate other peoples. McKinley had promised to “civilize and Christianize the Filipinos.” What mattered was not expressed motives, but methods; and the Bush administration in Iraq, like the McKinley administration in the Philippines, invaded, occupied, and sought to dominate a people they were claiming to liberate.

Neoconservative intellectuals candidly acknowledge that the United States was on an imperial mission, but insist, in the words of neoconservative Stanley Kurtz, that imperialism is “a midwife of democratic self-rule.” Yet, in the Philippines in 1900, South Vietnam in 1961, or Iraq today, imperialism has not given birth to democracy, but war, and war conducted with a savagery that has belied the U.S. commitment to Christian civilization or democracy. Abu Ghraib was not the first time U.S. troops used torture on prisoners; it was rampant in the Philippines a century ago. Although nothing is inevitable, the imperial mindset sees the people it seeks to civilize or democratize as inferior and lends itself to inhumane practices. The British used poison gas in Iraq well before the idea ever occurred to Saddam Hussein.

As Iraq descends into violent chaos, some neoconservatives blame the Bush administration for not committing sufficient troops to pacify the population—unwittingly admitting that the neoconservative vision of an Iraq eager for U.S. intervention was mistaken. This kind of heavy hand worked poorly in the Philippines, where U.S. forces had much more firepower than their adversaries, and in Vietnam in the 1960s. But even assuming that an army of 250,000 could have subdued the uprisings in the so-called Sunni triangle and in the Shiite south, would it have altered the fundamental dynamic of imperialism and nationalism and of conqueror and conquered? Or would it have made the brute fact of U.S. domination even more visible to the average Iraqi, and therefore merely delayed, as it did in the Iran of the 1950s, the rejection of all things American?

Americans have always believed they have a special role to play in transforming the world, and their understanding of empire and imperialism has proven critical to this process. America's founders believed their new nation would lead primarily by example, but the imperialists of the 1890s believed the United States could create an empire that would eventually dwarf the rival European empires. The difference would be that America's empire would reflect its own special values. Indiana Sen. Albert Beveridge and the Protestant missionaries advocated “the imperialism of righteousness.” God, Beveridge contended, has made “the English-speaking and Teutonic peoples . . . . master organizers of the world. . . . He has made us adept in government that we may administer government among the savage and senile peoples. Were it not for such a force as this the world would relapse into barbarism and night. And of all our race He has marked the American people as His chosen nation to finally lead in the regeneration of the world.”

By the early 20th century, this vision of American empire had faded, as the United States proved barely capable of retaining its hold over the Philippines. Wilson didn't merely change U.S. foreign policy; he changed its underlying millennial framework. Like Beveridge, he believed the United States was destined to create the Kingdom of God on Earth by actively transforming the world. But Wilson didn't believe it could be done through a U.S. imperium. America's special role would consist in creating a community of power that would dismantle the structure of imperialism and lay the basis for a pacific, prosperous international system. Wilson's vision earned the support not only of Americans but of peoples around the world.

As the 21st century dawned, the neoconservatives adopted Wilson's vision of global democracy, but they sought to achieve it through the unilateral means associated with Beveridge. They saw the United States as an imperial power that could transform the world single-handedly. But the neoconservatives and George W. Bush are likely to learn the same lesson in the early 21st century that Theodore Roosevelt and Woodrow Wilson learned in the early 20th century. Acting on its own, the United States' ability to dominate and transform remains limited, as the ill-fated mission in Iraq and the reemergence of the Taliban in Afghanistan already suggest. When the United States goes out alone in search of monsters to destroy—venturing in terrain upon which imperial powers have already trod—it can itself become the monster.

John B. Judis is a visiting scholar at the Carnegie Endowment for International Peace. This essay is adapted from his forthcoming Folly of Empire: What George W. Bush Could Learn from Theodore Roosevelt and Woodrow Wilson (New York: Scribners, 2004)

Copyright © 2004 Foreign Policy






Sunday, June 27, 2004

The Funniest Woman You Never Heard Of

Now, I know why I liked The Daily Show (before Jon Stewart). Lizz Winstead—co-creator of The Daily Show on cable's Comedy Central—was a history major at the University of Minnesota before she dropped out of college to do standup comedy. She is (very likely) the wittiest woman in the media and she has taken on W, the Dickster, and rest of the Merry Men. The current flap over the use of Hitler's image to sully both Democrats (courtesy of W's minions) and the Republicans (thank you, Move-On.org) brought this instead from Lizz Winstead: It's really boring to say, "George Bush is Hitler." I am like, "Oh, shut up. Are you really that unoriginal?" [Pause.] "Besides, he's so much worse." If this is (fair & balanced) political humor, so be it.



[x MotherJones]
Taking Back the Dial
Talking radio and politics with the comedy czarina of Air America
by
Kurt Andersen


Lizz Winstead, sworn enemy of Rush Libaugh Posted by Hello

Having co-created Comedy Central's The Daily Show, Lizz Winstead is now trying to transform the political landscape of talk radio. As comedy czar of Air America Radio—the national liberal network backed by former AOL executive Mark Walsh—and co-host (with rapper Chuck D) of her own three-hour daily show, Winstead aims to provide a satirical alternative to the reactionary bombast of Rush and his ilk.

Air America—whose on-air talent also includes Al Franken and Janeane Garofalo—went live March 31. Mother Jones sent Kurt Andersen, host of Public Radio International's Studio 360 and himself no stranger to media startups (Spy, Inside.com), to speak with Winstead about the promise and potential pitfalls of left-wing radio.



Kurt Andersen: So on the spectrum of journalism to topical comedy, between, say, ABC News and The Daily Show, where does Air America sit?



Lizz Winstead: There will be information, but the hosts will feel free to be witty, and there will be a few 90-second comedy pieces each hour. So you come for the news and stay to hear the satirical response to it.



KA: Which is sort of the opposite of The Daily Show, where you come for the entertainment but you get, shockingly enough, your information.



LW: Yes, that's exactly right. It would be like if you watch Brokaw, skipped past all the sitcoms, and went directly to The Daily Show.



KA: Is your raw material the same stuff that the rest of radio is talking about?



LW: Maybe, but we may take a New York Times A18 story and make that our lead. When Halliburton has a contract, the story to me is: Six in ten Iraqis are out of work and they're actually going to use South Asian labor to increase their profit margin? Are you telling me there's a union somewhere in Iraq that's going to bilk an extra five cents an hour? What's the purpose of driving the hatred home?



KA: When a Justin Timberlake and Janet Jackson thing happens, will you talk about it? Or will you purely be Halliburton and Iraq?



LW: We will, [but] we might take less of a Howard Stern approach and try to break down why people are reacting the way they are and why, for God's sakes, the media is leading with it. Really: Is a society that embraces America's Funniest Home Videos so outraged that they saw a woman's breast? Or are they outraged because the woman is just too old to show her breast, because nobody wants to see the breast of anyone over the age of…I think 30 is the cutoff?



KA: To have all of these modules of news comedy, that's a daunting prospect. Comedy can go wrong in a bigger way and make somebody turn the dial faster than just talk.



LW: We're never going to do some gigantic six-minute sketch. And the comedy is going to have a purpose. That way I think people won't tune out. You've got to be a little bit fearless and say, "This whole venture is a risk," because no one's ever done anything this kooky before.



KA: Is the plan to make money, lose money?



LW: Make money.



KA: Not just from Ben and Jerry's ads.



LW: And not just from Ben and Jerry's ads. Honestly, 50 percent of the country did not vote for the sweeping right-wing agenda that came down. And those people buy beer, and they buy soap and they buy cars. And I think the right will listen, too, for the same reason the left listens to Rush, and they're going to be able to make fun of us and call us names. Good. That means we're on point. You might hate us at the end of the day, but at least you have another point of reference with which to make your decision.



KA: Speaking of The Daily Show, I'm always impressed by how comfortably Jon Stewart interviews Kissinger or even Richard Perle.



LW: Jon's tremendous. I feel, though, when you are interviewing a Richard Perle or a Kissinger, if you give them a pass, then you become what you are satirizing. You have a war criminal sitting on your couch—to just let him be a war criminal sitting on your couch means you are having to respect some kind of boundary.



KA: On Air America, would you give a pass to Al Sharpton?



LW: I don't think so. [But] that's a different case, because you make a decision based on Tawana Brawley, and that's a tired story.



KA: But Vietnam happened longer ago. Cambodia happened longer ago.



LW: I think that illegal bombings and massacres have more weight.



KA: So did that disappoint you, when Jon Stewart was nice to Kissinger?



LW: I don't mean that you would necessarily need to grill Kissinger. But to let it go.…



KA: So you should jokingly say, "Say, Dr. Kissinger, what about those 2 million dead Cambodians…?"



LW: Exactly! As a way to say something. To me, it seems like the elephant in the room.



KA: When you are talking to job candidates, what is the acceptable breadth of ideology?



LW: The breadth of ideology is that you have to have an opinion, and you have to agree with the concept that if you're listening to nothing but the Rush Limbaughs and Fox Newses, you are not getting a complete version of your world.



KA: But I'm not sure a whole lot of people really want The Nation magazine of the air—



LW: No, nor do we.



KA: So the way that Fox News has Alan Colmes as its house liberal, will you have a house conservative?



LW: We'll have conservatives on as guests. But I don't think we need a house conservative. I mean, Alan Colmes is really a sorry excuse; he's like the old tattered prom dress of liberals.



KA: So, say, John Kerry becomes president. Is that bad for Air America?



LW: There're still a whole lot of horrible senators, corporations, international leaders, and Supreme Court justices. The Democratic Party? I don't even know what it is anymore. And so, John Kerry winning? He gave away the farm on so much that there's a lot to fix. He supposedly wants to give the party back its spine. It needs a spine again.



KA: Does a "spine" now necessarily mean a spine over on the left? A spine could also mean "By God, we're against partial-birth abortion." A Lieberman spine?



LW: I don't know—a Lieberman spine? [Laughs.] I don't know why Lieberman's a Democrat. I've never quite figured that out.



KA: Why didn't liberal talk radio grow up organically, instead of having to be done in this massive, top-down way?



LW: I don't know, but I think you need to do a wall of sound because you can't just have one liberal show on these [conservative talk] empires. It's like you go to one of those T.J. Maxx-y kind of stores and you know there's a pair of Prada shoes there, but you just aren't going to dig for 'em.



KA: Which existing radio audiences do you think your audience will be composed of?



LW: I think that we're going to have a subset of Stern, a subset of NPR—



KA: When my kids were little and I drove them to school, we would listen to public radio, and then they'd get out and I'd turn to Howard Stern.



LW: Well, that's the whole thing! We listen to Howard Stern and public radio. [But with] NPR, there's always that nine-minute story about the goat-cheese farm you tune out. We're going to try to avoid that kind of aw-shucksy folksiness.



KA: MSNBC fired Michael Savage after he told a gay caller, "You should get AIDS and die, you pig." Can you imagine having your own far-left Savage who goes over the line?



LW: You never know where the line is until you go over it, and you can't be funny unless you get near it. You cannot be in the business of opinion giving and entertainment and satire if you're going to constantly worry if you're crossing the line.



KA: But you're live! On my radio show I was recently interviewing a major cultural figure who suddenly launched into this outrageous, libelous, undoubtedly apocryphal story about President Bush. And I was thinking, "Thank God this is taped."



LW: That's why we're pairing up satirists with people who are more journalistically trained, so one person can say, "That sounds a little nuts." We want people to be thoughtful in their humor and in their commentary, not have it be remedial comedy hour, remedial punditry hour. It's really boring to say, "George Bush is Hitler." I am like, "Oh, shut up. Are you really that unoriginal?" [Pause.] Besides, he's so much worse.


KA: Note to readers: That was a joke.

© 2004 The Foundation for National Progress (the Investigative Fund of Mother Jones)

Saturday, June 26, 2004

If Only The Dickster Was As F*cking Funny As Lewis Black!

Lewis Black is my favorite performer on "The Daily Show With Jon Stewart." His weekly 'Back In Black' tirades are a hoot. And they make more sense than the stuff coming out of the White House and environs. In fact, I would like to turn Lewis Black loose on the Dickster to teach the Veep about F-Bombs. Lewis Black—in his HBO special—accurately described the Democrats as the "party of no ideas" and the Republicans as the "party of bad ideas." Hard to top that. If this is (fair & balanced) outrage, so be it.



[x Weekly Dig]
Lewis Black
by Nolan Gawron

Everyone's a critic when it comes to state of the world affairs, but no one speaks their mind louder and more energetically than Lewis Black. Best known for his enraged editorials on the Daily Show, Lewis' “Back in Black” segments are animated and borderline maniacal commentaries on those absurd incidents that make this world sadly laughable. The longest running Daily Show cast member, with seven years under his belligerent belt, Black is also a full-time standup comedian and a Yale graduate school playwright with over 40 plays penned and produced around the world. Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Lewis Black.

How's your blood pressure?

Perfect. I get it checked about every six months.

How many years separate you and G. W. Bush from Yale?

I went to the drama school, which requires talent, and he went to Yale undergrad, which requires connections. He was already gone when I got there. Good thing for him.

Is that ranting lunatic on TV the real you?

No, my true personality is trying to get off the couch.

Who's the most fun to party with from the Daily Show?

Me. The rest of them all have their issues. Me or the interns. The rest of them are okay; they're good for an hour then they have to go home.

So Comedy Central is doing a “Win Lewis Black” giveaway...

Yeah, it's very exciting as I move from comic to whore. They called me up and asked if I mind being a prize, and I considered that a compliment. Basically, they're having a drawing at some point and then I'll have to go to somewhere that I imagine will be somewhere near a trailer park. It's funny; a lot of comics have entered the contest in hopes of winning me so that they can abuse me.

Where's your happy place? What do you do for relaxation?

I like to shoot up. No, I play golf, which is sad. It's not really a happy place; it allows me to hate myself more than I already do. It's a different place. It's the one sport you can wander around screaming.

Do you identify with those crazy people in the park who yell obscenities all day?

I secretly admire them. They've made the transition where they don't even care about an income. Somehow, along the way, I found the need to be fueled by finances. These people have kind of skipped that.

What's the last argument you lost?

I don't. I'm never conscience of losing an argument. Nobody wins or loses an argument, it's just whoever yells louder.

And I presume that's you. Okay, open forum, what's bothering you today?

Let's see what's in the paper. Living in New York is nuts. Only 48 percent of the kids graduate high school, but our main concern is apparently smoking in bars.

They just did away with it in Boston too.

There's no smoking in bars in Boston? Well, then, I won't be at the Comedy Connection. You can announce that. I really don't get it. The idea is that a bar is a little dangerous. If I need alcohol and only alcohol, I'll go to a hospital emergency room.

The other thing [bothering me] is that we had absolutely no plan for instituting a democracy in Iraq - it's beyond belief. It staggers the imagination. Yeah, we can win the war, but now they're acting like they've done such a great thing. At a certain level, yeah, we're rid of a butcher, but lord knows what we've created. We're giving them chaos and we haven't a clue. What are we going to do? Send them civics books? Voting machines from Florida? Show them how to nominate two people that are totally incompetent? It's arrogant. Thirty percent of the American public votes and you're going to tell the world that this is the best thing? Yeah, this is the best thing, but don't think you can teach it to anybody else. Thirty percent vote. Why don't you just say to everyone that the best thing about democracy is that you don't have to do it. Every time you think it's as nuts as it can get, it gets crazier. It's like being in some sort of asylum. It's like living in a really badly run high school.

Copyright © 2004 Weekly Dig

Friday, June 25, 2004

Honor and Dignity?

Ol' Molly nailed the Bushies today. The media has spent more time trying to correct Michael Moore's disinformation than it has spent on ALL of the nonsense spinning out of the White House. When the Dickster uttered the F-Bomb on the floor of the United States Senate, that was the straightest talk out of the Bush administration in ages. Rant on, Molly. Rant on, Michael. W can dish it out, but he sure as hell can't take it. If this is (fair & balanced) polemicism, so be it.



[x Fort Worth Star-Telegram]
Combat rationales
By Molly Ivins
Creators Syndicate

As I.F. Stone used to say, "All governments lie," so that's no shockeroo. What's peculiar is the reaction in the media.

■ You may recall that when even the administration finally admitted that Saddam Hussein had no weapons of mass destruction, we were treated to the following rationales:

1.) Didn't make any difference because Saddam was a really, really bad guy anyway. He was, of course, and it was always the only decent rationale for getting rid of him. It was the argument made by Britain's Tony Blair but specifically rejected by the Bush administration. Paul Wolfowitz explained in Vanity Fair that human rights violations were not a sufficient consideration for invasion.

2.) It was all Saddam's fault that we thought he had WMD. The wily coot fooled us by repeatedly denying that he had any -- a fiendishly clever ploy.

3.) He probably shipped them all to Syria just before we got there.

4.) Get over it. We've heard enough from you people.

■ Torture at Abu Ghraib and elsewhere?

1.) No worse than fraternity hazing.

2.) Just some low-level, white-trash morons.

3.) We haven't tortured nearly as many people as Saddam.

4.) Al Qaeda never signed no stinkin' Geneva Conventions, so we have a right to torture them.

5.) "Shut up," they explained.

■ Torture was explicitly authorized at the highest levels of government.

See above, plus:

6.) Did not.

7.) So what?

8.) "I'm going to say it one more time. The instructions went out to our people to adhere to the law. That ought to comfort you. We're a nation of laws. We adhere to laws. We have laws on the books. You might look at those laws, and that might comfort you." Problem is that the administration looked at the laws and decided to ignore them.

■ Ahmad Chalabi is not just a liar, con man, thief and faker of intelligence but also apparently a spy for Iran.

1.) Chalabi? Ahmad who? Never heard of him.

2.) We cut off all ties with Chalabi some time ago. (Last week.)

■ The 9-11 Commission reports that there is no evidence of collaboration between Saddam and al Qaeda, and in fact Iran, Pakistan and Saudi Arabia were all much bigger players with al Qaeda.

1.) The 9-11 Commission didn't say that.

2.) The media are overplaying the story and are also lazy and outrageous. (Never mind that it's the media's fault as much as the administration's that 70 percent of the American people were under the misimpression that Saddam was directly tied to 9-11.)

3.) We never claimed he was behind 9-11. No, we never did -- we may have implied it, we may have hinted, we may have suggested, insinuated, intimated, connoted, alluded to and said it between the lines, but we never said it, and you can't prove we did, and we have no idea how the great majority of Americans ever got that silly idea in the first place. So stop reporting that it's not true.

4.) We are tired of hearing from you people; this has been going on for almost 24 hours now. Back to Kobe Bryant and Laci Peterson.

All in all, I'd say these folks have their act down now.

On June 8, John Ashcroft was driven to the old Nixon defense -- stonewalling. He not only refused to provide the Senate Judiciary Committee with Justice Department memos justifying torture -- he refused to explain why he refused.

The Washington Post then helpfully posted the memo on its Web site so we could all enjoy reading how our "Justice Department" explains why the president is above the law and above the Constitution and does not need to observe any treaties.

Also, we learned that it is not torture unless it is "equivalent in intensity to the pain accompanying serious physical injury, such as organ failure, impaired bodily function or even death."

Water torture was a particular favorite of the Gestapo against the French Resistance.

I'm so glad that George W. Bush has restored honor and integrity to the White House. And I appreciate all his defenders in the media more than I can say. They are truly distinguishing themselves as patriots in this hour of need.

© 2004 Star-Telegram and wire service sources. All Rights Reserved.

A F*cking Meditation

The Dickster started it. W's favorite word—according to right-wing pundit and metrosexual, Tucker Carlson—is F*ck. And George Carlin is censured by the Right as foul and vulgar. I wonder if Jerry Falwell, Ralph Reed, Donald Wildmon, Pat Robertson, and the rest say F*ck from time to time or with W's garrulous regularity? If this is (fair & balanced) obscenity, so be it.



[x New York Observer]
@#%*! It’s a Four-Letter Summer
The sex act it used to so scandalously denote is now barely conjured by the word.
by Alexandra Jacobs and Maria Russo

Once the English language’s most shocking, egregious, off-limits word, it’s become just another cultural noise, thrown around with the casualness of a summer softball, appearing on your TV, on your answering machine, at a newsstand near you, from the mouth of your son, your mom, your Congressman, your philosophy professor, your dentist, your waiter, your basic innocent virgin on the street. Remember gosh, golly and darn? They’re history! At least in the most civilized places.

Last week, at a political rally, Representative Patrick Kennedy of Rhode Island told a gathering of Young Democrats in Washington, D.C.: "I don’t need Bush’s tax cut, I have never worked a [bleeping] day in my life." And when Deputy Secretary of Defense Paul Wolfowitz received a mild taunt from Al Franken at this year’s White House Correspondents’ Dinner, he responded with a simple, elegant, "[Bleep] you."

Snoop Dogg, the newly crowned king of television, jumps out of a pull-quote in Newsweek—Newsweek!—saying: "I guess I’m just a likable motherf—-er."

Of course, sometimes the word is just the thing for little outbursts of temper, as when George W. Bush called Wall Street Journal reporter Al Hunt in 1992 and told him, "You [bleeping] son of a bitch. I saw what you wrote. We’re not going to forget this." But lately, it’s been saved for more casual dinner-table use, as in "Willie, I can’t believe your [bleeping] report card!"

Note to the reader: Are we off page 1 yet? If we are, we might as well get on with saying what we mean:

It’s the Summer of Fuck!

The door slams too loud, the waiter comes too late, the drinks are mixed too strong, the traffic’s too bad on the L.I.E., the mother-in-law is coming, the Yanks are behind, the Mets are ahead, T-3 is good, The Hulk isn’t. You stub your toe—fuck! You hear good news—fu-uhck! You hear amusing news: You’re fucking kidding! You hear amazing news: No fucking way!

The sex act it used to so scandalously denote is barely conjured by the word any more; it’s a linguistic tailbone, the vestige of a previous incarnation. It’s the word that Superman would use for emphasis if he could have: What the fuck! It’s a stand-in for the black cloud that would rise above Charlie Brown’s head in Peanuts: Fuck me! But it’s lost its bite, its Anglo-Saxon threat. And what it’s gained in currency—and a new range of multi-expressiveness—it’s lost in its former beautiful, lupine lethality.

Pardon our French, but—what the heck is going on?

Darned if we know. But the ascendance of the word expresses our topsy-turvy, mish-mash moment like nothing else. It’s a non-stop cultural infusion in a culture pushed to the brink by infusion. Is our economy doing well, or terribly? Is your apartment the best investment you ever made, or a pitiful relic of a soon-to-burst bubble? Did we win the war, or not? Are we the luckiest nation on earth, or the most … fucked? If you’ve ever said, "Oh, fu-uck, honey," then you know what we’re talking about. Everything around us has been merged into one big sentimental glob—with a decided core of rage.

The roots of the word’s new currency are everywhere. Musical artists like Eminem and Snoop Dogg, of course, can take a lot of credit; so can the dozens of rap and hip-hop groups, good and bad, who are downloaded by the fuck-happy masses. Ozzy Osbourne, likewise, also did his share. They are the family-values fuckers: Their language is street, but they’re also perfectly sweet parents, family guys—perfect emissaries of the new usage of the word. Throwing "fuck" around skillfully, sharply, lovingly, these multicultural potty-mouthed dads show that you can express your inner rage and still be a good, concerned parent.

Fuck is au fait:

Customized versions of an "I fucked __" T-shirt (fill in the blank: Paris Hilton, Gisele, Anna Wintour, David Remnick … ) are flying out of Landing, a boutique on Wythe Street in Williamsburg, at $80 apiece. "Basically, they’re commentary on social climbing and star-fucking," said the shirt’s creator, Ken Courtney, 31, a Williamsburg artist. "They are the names that get fucked, that are overused by the media, as currency—like Matthew Barney. It’s commentary more on us than on the people whose names are on the shirts. I call it name-fucking."

Mr. Courtney added that high-end boutiques have been talking to him about stocking the shirts. "The word ‘fuck’ is almost so honest that no one believes it," he said.

Fuck is young:

This week, for example, a barely five-foot-tall boy in a Red Sox cap was selecting comics at Alex’s MVP on 89th Street between Second and Third avenues. "I’m going to camp soon, so my mom’s letting me pick out a bunch of comics," he said. "Isn’t that cool?" There was an assent that it was. "Yeah," said the kid. "It is pretty fucking sweet."

Fuck is old:

At a senior center on the Upper East Side the other day, social worker Jen Maybar had to break up a physical confrontation between two elder ladies, one age 98 and the other 65. When Ms. Maybar pulled the younger woman aside to explain that it was inappropriate to get in a 98-year-old’s face, she was taken aback to hear the 65-year-old declare: "I don’t give a fuck how old she is, she is gonna show me some respect!" Or, as 78-year-old Elaine Stritch toasted Liz Smith at the Drama League’s annual benefit gala, "Fuck old age!"

Fuck is left: In language, if not in action, most of the Democratic party is right there with it.

Fuck is right: The President throws "fuck" around with the best of them. According to conservative pundit Tucker Carlson, George W. Bush is "a fan of ‘fuck.’ He’s a ‘fuck’ fan. It’s good, ’cause he’s American. He’s a fundamentally American man."

Fuck is happy:

"This is really, really fucking brilliant!" Bono yelled on live national television, on NBC in January 2003, as he bounded onstage to accept his award for best song at the Golden Globes. "We’re the best fucking band on the planet!" There was no bleep. And people were so unsurprised, so inured, there was almost no protest.

Fuck is angry:

At the corner of 86th and Lexington, a woman in her 30’s was hailing a cab. The cabbie slowed down. The woman tried to open the door. The cabbie kept driving.

The woman: "What the fuck do you think you’re doing?"

The cabbie: "What the fuck are you doing? I can’t stop in a crosswalk like that!"

Fuck is grateful:

Have you picked up your "Thanks a fucking lot" notecards at Papyrus yet? They’re on sale.

Fuck is friendly:

"Fuck you man," began an e-mail that Jay Cocks, the screenwriter of Gangs of New York and The Age of Innocence, recently received. "He means it as a compliment," Mr. Cocks said. "It’s a guy I bought some records from off eBay, and he said, ‘I paid so much money for these and you got them so fucking cheap, I don’t believe this. Thanks and good luck.’"

Fuck is witty:

Well, maybe not Noël Coward witty, or as witty as the first time the word was heard on television, when critic Kenneth Tynan said it live on the BBC in 1965. But dial the Nokia of Philip Stark, 30, a producer for That 70s Show, and you’ll get this message: "Hi, you’ve reached Philip, please leave a message at the fucking beep and I’ll call you back as soon as I can."

"It beeps and they’re like, ‘Uhhh … hey … fuck! Hey, what the—?’" Mr. Stark said. "Producers call me and say, ‘Fucking Stark, that’s hilarious!’"

Do we know how to be entertained any more without fuck? Not in the movies, certainly, except in Finding Nemo. Downtown at the Public Theater, Fucking A closed in April—and there was, of course, last year’s Shopping and Fucking. From the summer camps come stories of campers chanting the lyrics of 50 Cent and Eminem under the stars; to Madonna chiding file-sharers with "What the fuck do you think you’re doing?", sparking the inevitable remixes; to the destination TV of the moment, the entire HBO line-up—Six Feet Under ("Fuck my legless grandmother"), The Sopranos ("What, no fucking ziti?"), Sex and the City ("Abso-fucking-lutely")—but exempting most of Nickelodeon, so far.

Get good enough with the word, and some people might see you as Presidential material. Cursing, after all, has been consistent with authority, masculinity, toughness and Presidential leadership from Harry Truman through Lyndon Johnson through the White House tapes of Richard Nixon. Andrew Jackson was never taped, but one can guess. According to Mr. Carlson, a facility with profanity is a not-insignificant part of Mr. Bush’s appeal. "Every American male over the age of 12 uses ‘fuck’ in daily conversation," Mr. Carlson said. "It didn’t detract, in fact it added to my feelings for him. The fact that Gore reined his impulses in so tightly made me think less of him. It implies a trust—you’re revealing something about yourself. It sort of suggests that he’s an ordinary guy, a towel-snapper, and if you like towel snappers—and I do—it’s good."

That can only be cheering news for Senator Hillary R. Clinton, who would definitely know her way around a Sopranos script. "Stay the fuck back, stay the fuck away from me!" the Senator reportedly yelled at a Secret Service agent.

Needless to say, the word sells. Capitalism has welcomed it like a long-lost prodigal son into branding: the French Connection’s "FCUK" ad campaign refuses to go away, with a boppy "FCUKiki" layout in a recent New York Times Styles section. The MuchMusic USA Channel on Time Warner Cable is changing its name to Fuse, with a "Keep on fu**ing" marketing campaign. Urban Outfitters on Broadway in Soho has a display sign that reads: F*UCK TV, TAKE A HIKE. It’s an ad for CD’s that are meant to be a soundtrack for a New York walking tour.

Timothy Jay, a psycholinguist at Massachusetts College of Liberal Arts who has written four books on cursing, said that he credits the intrusion of video into quotidian life (The Osbournes, etc.) with the infusion of a formerly forbidden four-letter word into the mainstream culture. "We’re under observation more than ever before," he said on his way to a panel on censorship and the Internet ("a real gold mine for my research!"). "We’ve got cameras all over the place—TV goes everywhere. Now we can go down in the locker room and hear Greg Lloyd say: ‘We’re going to bring home the fucking Super Bowl,’ whereas five years ago nobody did that—and believe me, the football players talked like that."

Philip Kaplan, 27, who founded Fuckedcompany.com—a Web site about corporations going under—in May 2000, thinks that "fuck" may be the legacy of the go-go 1990’s crowd, of macho Wall Street/tech talk. "It shows you that this isn’t run by a really big corporation," he said of his Web site’s name, which has propelled him to regular spots on CNN. "It makes it cool."

What the four letters express best, according to Aaron Karo, 23, a stand-up comic who lives in the Gramercy area, is "exasperation." He said he uses it promiscuously, in his act and in his everyday life: "There’s the war, the recession, everything sucks, and it just sums everything up nicely." Mr. Karo has found fortune in the word. He attended the Wharton School of Business at the University of Pennsylvania, where he wrote a monthly e-mail newsletter called "Ruminations on College Life," famously signing off each column with the phrase "Fuck me." After Simon & Schuster made it into a book (excising the F-word), he quit an investment-banking job and is in talks to do a sit-com.

"‘Fuck me’ means so many different things," he said. "It means … there’s nothing you can do about it. I use it even more so now since I don’t have a ‘real job’ anymore …. Instead of saying ‘Hmmmmm’ when I’m thinking, I say ‘Fuuuuckinnnnnnnn’.’

"I don’t think fuck is the new damn," said Mr. Karo. "I think it’s the new the."

Gosh.

Copyright © 2004 The New York Observer


Shame On The Dickster!

The Dickster needs a good mouth-washing. I wonder how the various Religious Rightists (Donald Wildmon, Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, Tim LaHaye, and on and on) are going to square this one with the piety of the Bush II administration? Of course, the Dickster directed his vile comment at a Democrat, so it probably doesn't count with the Religious Right. I hope that Senator Patrick Leahy replied, Same to ya! Of course, it would be better if Halliburton practiced self-abuse instead of sticking it to U. S. taxpayers. If this is (fair & balanced) obscenity, so be it.



[x Washington Post]
Cheney Dismisses Critic With Obscenity: Clash With Leahy About Halliburton
By Helen Dewar and Dana Milbank

A brief argument between Vice President Cheney and a senior Democratic senator led Cheney to utter a big-time obscenity on the Senate floor this week.

On Tuesday, Cheney, serving in his role as president of the Senate, appeared in the chamber for a photo session. A chance meeting with Sen. Patrick J. Leahy (Vt.), the ranking Democrat on the Judiciary Committee, became an argument about Cheney's ties to Halliburton Co., an international energy services corporation, and President Bush's judicial nominees. The exchange ended when Cheney offered some crass advice.

"Fuck yourself," said the man who is a heartbeat from the presidency.

Leahy's spokesman, David Carle, yesterday confirmed the brief but fierce exchange. "The vice president seemed to be taking personally the criticism that Senator Leahy and others have leveled against Halliburton's sole-source contracts in Iraq," Carle said.

As it happens, the exchange occurred on the same day the Senate passed legislation described as the "Defense of Decency Act" by 99 to 1.

Cheney's office did not deny that the phrase was uttered. His spokesman, Kevin S. Kellems, would say only that this language is not typical of the vice presidential vocabulary. "Reserving the right to revise and extend my remarks, that doesn't sound like language the vice president would use," Kellems said, "but there was a frank exchange of views."

Gleeful Democrats pointed out that the White House has not always been so forgiving of obscenity. In December, Democratic presidential candidate John F. Kerry was quoted using the same word in describing Bush's Iraq policy as botched. The president's chief of staff reacted with indignation.

"That's beneath John Kerry," Chief of Staff Andrew H. Card Jr. said. "I'm very disappointed that he would use that kind of language. I'm hoping that he's apologizing at least to himself, because that's not the John Kerry that I know."

This was not the first foray into French by Cheney and his boss. During the 2000 campaign, Bush pointed out a New York Times reporter to Cheney and said, without knowing the microphone was picking it up, "major-league [expletive]." Cheney's response -- "Big Time" -- has become his official presidential nickname.

Then there was that famous Talk magazine interview of Bush by Tucker Carlson in 1999, in which the future president repeatedly used the F-word.

Tuesday's exchange began when Leahy crossed the aisle at the photo session and joked to Cheney about being on the Republican side, according to Carle. Then Cheney, according to Carle, "lashed into" Leahy for remarks he made Monday criticizing Iraq contracts won without competitive bidding by Halliburton, Cheney's former employer.

Leahy, Carle said, retorted that Democrats "have not appreciated White House collusion in smears" that Democrats were anti-Catholic for blocking judicial nominees such as William H. Pryor Jr. Democrats demanded that Bush disavow the allegations by conservative groups, but the White House did not.

The Democratic National Committee has declared this to be "Halliburton Week" to portray administration ties to the controversial company. "Sounds like it's making somebody a little testy," Kerry spokesman Chad Clanton said.

Republicans did their best to defend the vice president. Senate Judiciary Committee Chairman Orrin G. Hatch (R-Utah), while pointing out that he was unaware of the incident, described Cheney as "very honest" and said: "I don't blame anyone for standing up for his integrity."

There is no rule against obscene language by a vice president on the Senate floor. The senators were present for a group picture and not in session, so Rule 19 of the Senate rules -- which prohibits vulgar statements "unbecoming a senator" -- does not apply, according to a Senate official. Even if the Senate were in session, the vice president, though constitutionally the president of the Senate, is an executive branch official and therefore free to use whatever language he likes.

© 2004 The Washington Post Company





Michael Moore Is More On Target Than You Think

Film maker Michael Moore ("Fahrenheit 9/11") is taking a lot of heat for errors in his portrayal of W and his minions conducting the war on terror. Paul Krugman's op ed piece in the NYTimes makes Moore's case from a different direction. If this is (fair & balanced) W-bashing, so be it.



[x NYTimes]
Errors on Terror
By PAUL KRUGMAN

"Tonight, I am instructing the leaders of the F.B.I., the C.I.A., the Homeland Security and the Department of Defense to develop a Terrorist Threat Integration Center, to merge and analyze all threat information in a single location. Our government must have the very best information possible." Thus spoke President Bush in the 2003 State of the Union address. A White House fact sheet called the center "the next phase in the dramatic enhancement of the government's counterterrorism effort."

Among other things, the center took over the job of preparing the government's annual report on "Patterns of Global Terrorism." The latest report, released in April, claimed to document a sharp fall in terrorism. "You will find in these pages clear evidence that we are prevailing in the fight," Deputy Secretary of State Richard Armitage declared. But this week the government admitted making major errors. In fact, in 2003 the number of significant terrorist attacks reached a 20-year peak.

How could they get it so wrong? The answer tells you a lot about the state of the "war on terror."

Credit for uncovering the report's errors goes to Alan Krueger, a Princeton economist, and David Laitin, a Stanford political scientist, who are studying patterns of terrorism. Mr. Krueger tells me that as soon as they looked at the latest report, they knew something was wrong.

All of the supposed decline in terrorism, they quickly saw, resulted from a fall in the number of "nonsignificant" events, which Mr. Krueger and Mr. Laitin say "are counted with a squishy definition." Even the original report showed significant attacks — a much less squishy category — rising to a 20-year high. And the list of significant attacks ended on Nov. 11, 2003, but there were several major terrorist incidents after that date. Sure enough, including these and other omitted attacks more than doubled the estimated 2003 death toll.

Was the report's squishy math politically motivated? Well, the Bush administration has cooked the books in many areas, including budget projections, tax policy, environmental policy and stem cell research. Why wouldn't it do the same on terrorism?

The erroneous good news on terrorism also came at a very convenient moment. The White House was still reeling from the revelations of the former counterterrorism chief Richard Clarke, who finally gave public voice to the view of many intelligence insiders that the Bush administration is doing a terrible job of fighting Al Qaeda. Meanwhile, Mr. Bush was on a "Winning the War on Terror" campaign bus tour in the Midwest.

Mr. Krueger, a forgiving soul, believes that the report was botched through simple incompetence. Maybe — though we can be sure that if the statistics had told the administration something it didn't want to hear, they would have been carefully checked. By the way, while the report's tables and charts have been fixed, the revised summary still gives little hint of how bad the data really are.

In any case, the incompetence explanation is hardly comforting. In a press conference announcing the release of the revised report, the counterterrorism coordinator Cofer Black attributed the errors to "inattention, personnel shortages and [a] database that is awkward and antiquated." Remember: we're talking about the government's central clearinghouse for terrorism information, whose creation was touted as part of a "dramatic enhancement" of counterterrorism efforts more than a year before this report was produced. And it still can't input data into its own computers? (It should be no surprise, in this age of Halliburton, that the job of data input was given to — and botched by — private contractors.)

Think of it as just one more indication that Mr. Bush isn't really serious about this terrorism thing. He talks about terror a lot, and invokes it to justify unrelated wars he feels like fighting. But when it comes to devoting resources to the unglamorous work of protecting the nation from attack — well, never mind.

Speaking of numbers: in 1980, middle-income families with children paid 8.7 percent of their income in income taxes, not 8.2 percent, as I reported on June 8. But it's still true that their combined income and payroll taxes rose under Ronald Reagan.

Copyright © 2004 The New York Times Company

Thursday, June 24, 2004

Geezer Rite of Passage

I made application for Social Security today. Officially, I am now a geezer. If this is (fair & balanced) geriatrics, so be it.



FDR signs the Social Security Act, August 14, 1935 Posted by Hello


[x History News Service]
Social Security: If It Ain't Broke...
By Norman Markowitz

Is Social Security on its way to bankruptcy, crashing down in 2029? Most likely not. There are good reasons to believe that the much discussed "crisis" has been politically manufactured.

Conservative politicians and think tanks call for "reform" through privatization, shifting part of contributors' accounts into unprotected stock-market funds, playing to the hopes of brokerage houses, which stand to make hundreds of millions in fees and commissions, and anti-welfare state conservative ideologues, who argue that market-driven private programs are inherently superior to those in the public sector.

History should encourage real doubt about the gloomy long-term predictions President Bush's new commission offers concerning the future of the system. Imagine economists in 1940, when the federal budget was around $10 billion, making a serious prediction about Social Security and the U.S. economy in 1965? Or analysts in 1970 making such a prediction about 1995? Even in 1970, could they have foreseen a multitrillion dollar economy, or the impact of computerization, energy consumption and medical advances, all of which have dramatically influenced economic and population growth?

These examples reveal the riskiness of making adjustments now to prevent a collapse of the system late in the 2020s. Given the increase in the "velocity" of change in a globalized economy, policies based on such predictions, like legislation to mandate "balanced budgets," can only serve to force governments into inflexible policies incapable of responding to rapid change.

It is more logical to conclude, as Social Security's defenders argue, that the system's trust funds are safe far into the twenty-first century. Supporting this position are continued asset growth and, most important, a projected long-term decrease in need in the post-"baby boomer" era, as declining birthrates catch up to declining death rates. Unlike programs in other industrial countries that serve as the primary source of retirement income, Social Security in the United States has long functioned as a supplementary "safety net." It is designed to complement a wide variety of employer-union and public-employee pension programs based in the stock and bond markets.

In the first half of the twentieth century a large and powerful private insurance industry strengthened the opposition of employers to extending social insurance. World War II then produced tax legislation that gave employers a powerful incentive to reduce tax liability by establishing pension plans. Cold-War tax policy and the anti-labor Taft-Hartley Act of 1947 then induced a weakened postwar labor movement to focus its collective bargaining on fringe benefits (primarily pension and health insurance plans for members), rather than on such political action as improving Social Security. Taken together, these factors produced the present multi-tier public-private system in the United States.

Even so, for tens of millions of low-income people Social Security is their only pension. They are the ones who need relief from sharp increases in the 1980s and 1990s in payroll taxes. At the same time, cost-of-living adjustments have been reduced and the retirement age set higher. Attacks on the system over the last twenty years by the same forces who today champion privatization have made it more regressive for younger and lower- income workers.

Liberal and labor defenders of Social Security need to do more than merely contend, as many do now, that the system isn't broke, so why fix it? For example, they could advocate supplementing Social Security trust funds through general revenues, a step most of the system's architects foresaw. This would reduce regressive payroll taxes and provide a real and lasting tax cut, while making the system more equitable for younger workers.

Liberals and labor should insist that the "partial privatization" pushed by the Bush administration would very likely produce a state-sponsored version of the mutual funds of the 1920s, in which millions invested for their retirement only to see the funds crash with the stock market in 1929.

If history is any guide, the warnings about Social Security going under can be discounted. Instead, we should seize the opportunity to enact reforms that will make the existing system more just, not transform it into something it was never intended to be.

Norman Markowitz is an associate professor of history at the New Brunswick Campus of Rutgers University and a writer for the History News Service.

This piece was distributed for non-exclusive use by the History News Service, an informal syndicate of professional historians who seek to improve the public's understanding of current events by setting these events in their historical contexts. The article may be republished as long as both the author and the History News Service are clearly credited.


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