Saturday, June 07, 2008

My Ben Franklin Moment

Below, Benjamin Franklin recounts his first encounter with the preaching marvel of the First Great Awakening in the British North American Colonies: the Reverend Mr. George Whitefield. Franklin, unchurched and a self-proclaimed non-Christian, attended Whitefield's Philadelphia sermon out of curiosity. By his own account below, Franklin listened to Whitefield and found himself emptying his pockets of all of his money when the offering basket was passed. Earlier today, I went to The Hopester's Web site and like Ben Franklin, I made an onilne contribution to The Hopester's campaign. The Hopester's elegant site provides a message-generator to send a message to The Hillster. I thanked The Hillster for what she had done and was doing for the United States of America. I didn't say something, however, that needs to be said. The Hillster needs to call the meanest divorce lawyer in NYC on Monday. She needs to give The Slickster his walking papers. Forget "Stand By Your Man" and go for Tammy Wynette's other anthem to women: "D-I-V-O-R-C-E." The Slickster has been a baaaaad boy. More bimbo eruptions. How much sleaze can anyone endure? If The Hillster would lose nearly 200 ugly pounds (her loser husband), she would be free of her greatest liability. Divorce The Slickster, Senator Clinton. Make yourself available for the Dream Team. If this is a (fair & balanced) petitionary prayer, so be it.

[x The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin]
Chapter Ten

In 1739 arrived among us from Ireland the Reverend Mr. Whitefield, who had made himself remarkable there as an itinerant preacher. He was at first permitted to preach in some of our churches; but the clergy, taking a dislike to him, soon refus'd him their pulpits, and he was oblig'd to preach in the fields. The multitudes of all sects and denominations that attended his sermons were enormous, and it was matter of speculation to me, who was one of the number, to observe the extraordinary influence of his oratory on his hearers, and bow much they admir'd and respected him, notwithstanding his common abuse of them, by assuring them that they were naturally half beasts and half devils.

It was wonderful to see the change soon made in the manners of our inhabitants. From being thoughtless or indifferent about religion, it seem'd as if all the world were growing religious, so that one could not walk thro' the town in an evening without hearing psalms sung in different families of every street.

And it being found inconvenient to assemble in the open air, subject to its inclemencies, the building of a house to meet in was no sooner propos'd, and persons appointed to receive contributions, but sufficient sums were soon receiv'd to procure the ground and erect the building, which was one hundred feet long and seventy broad, about the size of Westminster Hall; and the work was carried on with such spirit as to be finished in a much shorter time than could have been expected.

Both house and ground were vested in trustees, expressly for the use of any preacher of any religious persuasion who might desire to say something to the people at Philadelphia; the design in building not being to accommodate any particular sect, but the inhabitants in general; so that even if the Mufti of Constantinople were to send a missionary to preach Mohammedanism to us, he would find a pulpit at his service.

Mr. Whitefield, in leaving us, went preaching all the way thro' the colonies to Georgia. The settlement of that province had lately been begun, but, instead of being made with hardy, industrious husbandmen, accustomed to labor, the only people fit for such an enterprise, it was with families of broken shop-keepers and other insolvent debtors, many of indolent and idle habits, taken out of the jails, who, being set down in the woods, unqualified for clearing land, and unable to endure the hardships of a new settlement, perished in numbers, leaving many helpless children unprovided for.

The sight of their miserable situation inspir'd the benevolent heart of Mr. Whitefield with the idea of building an Orphan House there, in which they might be supported and educated. Returning northward, he preach'd up this charity, and made large collections, for his eloquence had a wonderful power over the hearts and purses of his hearers, of which I myself was an instance.

I did not disapprove of the design, but, as Georgia was then destitute of materials and workmen, and it was proposed to send them from Philadelphia at a great expense, I thought it would have been better to have built the house here, and brought the children to it. This I advis'd; but he was resolute in his first project, rejected my counsel, and I therefore refus'd to contribute.

I happened soon after to attend one of his sermons, in the course of which I perceived he intended to finish with a collection, and I silently resolved he should get nothing from me, I had in my pocket a handful of copper money, three or four silver dollars, and five pistoles in gold. As he proceeded I began to soften, and concluded to give the coppers. Another stroke of his oratory made me asham'd of that, and determin'd me to give the silver; and he finish'd so admirably, that I empty'd my pocket wholly into the collector's dish, gold and all....

[Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790) was a statesman, an author, a scientist, and an inventor. He was the most talented of the men of his age. His autobiography was published — by his direction — after his death in 1791 in France; the U.S. edition was published in 1818.

George Whitefield (1714-1770) was the greatest evangelist in the English-speaking world. Whitefield was follower of John and Charles Wesley and made seven missionary voyages to the North American Colonies between 1738 and 1748. Whitefield preached in Philadelphia in 1739 when Franklin heard Whitefield's message.]

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What A Web We Weave....

Sir Walter Scott would wag his finger at The Geezer's cyber-theft of The Hopester's elegant homepage motif. According to the talking heads this week, the Obama Web site was key to his win and has been crucial to the The Hopester's candidacy. A search for The Hopester's Web "team" produced Scott Thomas of Chicago (where else?), the 28-year-old director of the SimpleScott Studio. Thomas attended both Iowa State University and the University of Oregon. Thomas is the Creative Director of New Media for the Obama campaign. So, I guess that makes Scott Thomas the marvel of his age as his Web design is described as key to the Obama phenomenon. And it makes The Geezer a pathetic wannabe. Get your own design, Geezer! It's over next to the Depends. If this (is & balanced) technological piracy, so be it.

[x The Huffington Post]
McCain Rips Off Obama's Slogan And Logo
By Sam Stein

Is John McCain trying to be the older, whiter, more conservative Barack Obama?

On Tuesday, the Senator co-opted the slogan that has come to personify Obama's candidacy, taking the Illinois Democrat's "Change You Can Believe In" and altering it into "A Leader You Can Believe In."

The line donned McCain's lime-green backdrop as he addressed supporters in Louisiana. During that speech, moreover, the Arizonan took his Obama-posing a step further, uttering the word "change" more than 30 times. Not that Obama can claim sole ownership of the word or idea, but still...

Now there is this. On Wednesday, the McCain campaign put out a new homepage, featuring his new, Obama-like slogan, and an image that seems uncannily similar to Obama's trademark campaign logo - the red and white stripped valley under what appears to be a blue sun (or in McCain's case, blue sun rays). Here's the old McCain Web site:



Now, take a look at the new McCain below the elegant Obama homepage.



McCain's seems to be positioning himself so that he is not caught, like Sen Hillary Clinton, simply ceding the mantle of change to Obama. But when the co-opting of images, logos, and slogans is this blatant, it could prove more embarrassing than advantageous.

[Sam Stein is a Political Reporter at the Huffington Post, based in Washington, D.C. Previously he has worked for Newsweek magazine, the New York Daily News and the investigative journalism group Center for Public Integrity. He has a masters from the Columbia University Graduate School of Journalism and is a graduate of Dartmouth College.]

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Don't Call Me Ishmael (Or Late For Dinner); Call Me Blogger al-Hajj?

I have completed the BBQ Pilgrimage of Texas. In its current (June '08) issue, (most of?) the staff of Texas Monthly named the top BBQ joints in the Lone Star State in 2008. This is the third iteration (preceded by 1997 and 2003 surveys) listing the best 'cue to be had in Texas. The top 5 in 2008 were located within driving distance of Austin, so I set off on Monday, 6/2/08, for Luling, TX (43 miles distant, south and east) to visit the southernmost location among the Big 5 in Texas BBQ: City Market in "downtown" Luling. Not only the home of the World (In)Famous Watermelon Thump the last weekend in June, the BBQ mecca that is Luling is on U.S. 183 and is the second largest town in Caldwell County.

Luling's City Market, like its brethren with meat market origins (The owners smoked meat that hadn't sold during the week on Saturdays; the descendant BBQ joints don't sell unsmoked meat any longer.), serves the meat on butcher paper with no plates and limited tableware (plastic knives). And, like its brethren in the BBQ-biz, City Market is old school: plastic table knives are OK, but credit cards are verboten, (Most of the original BBQ men also were of German immigrant origins.) The Texas BBQ joint operators subscribe to the Jean Shepperd dictum: "In God We Trust, All Others Pay Cash." The pork ribs ($9/lb.?) were OK and the liquid refreshment (a Silver Bullet) was modestly priced.

Heading back northward on U.S. 183 toward Austin, the next stop was Caldwell County's seat, Lockhart, Texas. Lockhart is the home of two of the Top 5 BBQ joints in Texas and true to the Texas tradition of range wars and family feuds, both of the Lockhart joints trace their origins to Edgar "Smitty" Schmidt who bought the original Kreuz (rhymes with "bites") Market in 1948 in "downtown" Lockhart. The original market and the original "pit" for smoking meat was constructed in the early 1900s. Everything clicked along on butcher paper and cash until Mr. Schmidt's estate was disputed in 1999 between two of Edgar Schmidt's children: Rick Schmidt and Nina Schmidt Sells. When the BBQ smoke cleared, Rick Schmidt took the business name ("Kreuz Market") and built a new establishment several blocks north of the original site on the highway (U.S. 183). In the original site, Nina Schmidt Sells and her family do business (also on butcher paper and a cash-only policy) as Smitty's Market. And driving north on U.S. 183, the first stop was at Smitty's Market.

Smitty's Market had the best price for liquid refreshment — a Silver Bullet for $1.50. The pork ribs were too salty. The price on the ribs was slightly cheaper than City Market, but I had to resort to a second Silver Bullet because the ribs were so briny. Smitty's main dining room (unchanged from ol' Smitty's time) contained several long tables covered with butcher paper. The place had the ambiance of a dining hall in one of the "units" in the Texas prison system. It must be all about the meat.

Driving further north on U.S. 183, Kreuz (rhymes with "bites") Market sits on the west side of the road. The huge structure (built in 1999) has the feel of an aircraft hanger. Like the other Caldwell County BBQ joints, Kreuz Market eschews tableware and other forms of plastic (cash-only). The price for pork ribs was on a par with Smitty's and the Silver Bullet price was just a little higher than Smitty's. As for the meat (the real test of BBQ), Kreuz Market had the best pork ribs in Caldwell County. Kreuz offers both the long tables as well as scattered booths for its BBQ aficionados.

The BBQ Pilgrimage must be conducted in two parts because the top-rated joint in 2008 operates on Saturdays only and remains open only as long as there is meat to sell. So, Part II, will begin with a visit to Lexington, TX (Lee County, east of Austin) on Saturday, June 7, 2008.

PART II

I rolled out at 9:00 AM and headed for Snow's BBQ in Lexington, TX (51 miles east of Austin by way of U.S. 183 (south) to U.S. 290 (east) and then, just past Elgin (in Texas, pronounced with a hard-G), a turn east on FM 692. FM means Farm-To-Market and between 1945 and 1989, the State of Texas had paved 41,755 miles of rural roadways to create the most extensive network of secondary roads in the world. Upon arrival at Snow's BBQ in downtown Lexington (population 1187), there was a traffic jam. I went into the small frame structure (painted deep red — national color of Texas BBQ joints?) and got in line. I looked in the meat case and it was empty. Snow's inventory had melted an hour before I arrived. The proprietor happened by and he said, "You need to phone in an order by mid-week; we cooked a double amount of meat after the Texas Monthly story hit the stands last week and everything was gone in two hours. In true Texas fashion, the proprietor ain't named Snow. Kerry Bexley was nicknamed "Snowman" as a boy and had nothing to do with Peruvian marching powder. So, as my muse, The Kinkster, would say, there wasn't nothin' left to do, but call in the dogs and piss on the fire.

Leaving Lexington empty handed, I headed back west on FM 692 and veered north and west on FM 112 en route to Louie Mueller's BBQ in Taylor, TX (population 13,575) in the southeast corner of Williamson County. Louie Mueller's Barbecue, like the Big 3 in Caldwell County — City Market in Luling, Smitty's Market in Lockhart, and Kreuz Market in Lockhart, — was originally a meat market and the BBQ twist came on Saturdays when the slow- or poor-selling meat was smoked and sold as BBQ. (Snow's BBQ is the sole purveyor without origins as a meat market.) When I got to Louie Mueller's Barbecue, before 11:00 AM, I got in a line that was about 15 deep. Unlike its brethren to the south, Louie Mueller's has less aversion to plastic as a full complement of tableware (knives, forks, and spoons) were available. However, Louie Mueller's aversion to some plastic has been carried on by his son, Bobby, the current proprietor. Bobby puts his trust in the God of his choice and all others pay cash. The real distinctive mark of Louie Mueller's is the provision of a "taster" by the counterman when he takes your order. If you order, brisket, the counterman puts a chunk of brisket on the butcher paper lining your tray. He does the same for sausage or ribs or whatever meat your request. The "taster" is a sample of the meat on order. None of the Big 3 in Caldwell County provided "tasters." Since the meat of choice in the Big 3 during the earlier sojourn had been pork ribs, it was pork ribs in Louie Mueller's. The verdict? The pork ribs in Taylor were superior to the pork ribs in Caldwell County. The price of the ribs and the Silver Bullets at Louie Meuller's were in the ballpark (slightly higher) than the Big 3. I ordered a ribeye steak to go and pulled a Kinky with the fire and the dogs and headed back to Austin.

Unfortunately, this tale has not ended because the mission to Snow's BBQ in Lexington was a dismal failure. I will take the Snowman's advice and call in an order by next Wednesday so that next Saturday I can take my place among those who have completed a BBQ pilgrimage. At least I won't have to walk around a black rock seven times wearing funny underwear. If this is (fair & balanced) gastronomy, so be it.


[x Texas Monthly]
BBQ08
By Patricia Sharpe, Patricia Busa McConnico, Brian D. Sweany, Pamela Colloff, Katy Vine, Chester Rosson, John Morthland, Paul Burka, John Spong, Michael Hall, Stacy Hollister, Jordan Breal, Katharyn Rodemann, David Courtney, David A. Herron, Jake Silverstein, S.C. Gwynne and Andrea M. Valdez

In Texas in 2008:

No. 1: Lexington: Snow’s BBQ
Top 5: Lockhart: Kreuz Market
Top 5: Lockhart: Smitty’s Market
Top 5: Luling: City Market
Top 5: Taylor: Louie Mueller Barbeque

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