With a deft twist of the satirical shaft, Handy Any Borowitz skewered the Horse's A$$ in the Oval Office and virtually skewered the narcissistic idiot. It would be wonderful if the Horse's A$$ opened the package containing his "ISIS Man of the Year plaque" and... 
the Horse's A$$ is left with a blackened face like Wile E. Coyote after opening a package from the Acme Corporation. If this is a (fair & balanced) holiday fantasy, so be it.
[x New Yorker]
Trump Named Man Of The Year By ISIS
By Andrew (Andy) Borowitz
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Capping an extraordinary 2018, Donald J. Trump announced on Thursday that he had been named Man of the Year by the terrorist organization known as ISIS.
Trump made the announcement after receiving the news from the leader of ISIS, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, whom Trump called “a terrific, fabulous guy.”
“I got along great with him, and he said a lot of nice things about me,” Trump said. “He said ISIS didn’t even consider anyone else.”
Trump, who is expecting to receive an official Man of the Year plaque from ISIS in the next few weeks, said that the award “came as a total surprise to me.”
“It’s a particularly impressive honor when you consider ISIS was co-founded by Hillary and Obama,” he said. ###
[Andrew (Andy) Borowitz is the creator the Borowitz Report, a Web site that is a lot funnier than the stuff posted by Matt Drudge and his ilk. Borowitz is a comedian and writer whose work appears regularly in The New Yorker. He is the first winner of the National Press Club's humor award and has won seven Dot-Comedy Awards for his web site. His most recent book (and Amazon's Best Kindle Single of the Year) is An Unexpected Twist (2012). Borowitz received a BA, magna cum laude (English) from Harvard University (MA).]
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