In a sign of our troubled times, a fly (Diptera), who was attracted to the smell of male bovine excrement, landed on the white-haired head of Mike Ha'Pence,the arch-supporter of The *ILK (*Impeached But Not Removed) Lyin' King. The fly-incident during the vice-presidential debate of 2020 made that insect a celebrity. In fact, the WaPo's humor columnist, Alexandra Petri, wrangled an interview with the "Debate Fly." If this is a (fair & balanced) demonstration of an out-of-kilter political environment, so be it.
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An Exclusive Interview With The Fly From The Debate
By Alexandra Petri
TagCrowd Cloud provides a visual summary of the blog post below
When I arrive at our meeting point, the fly of the hour is already reclining on an orange peel, rubbing its front legs together in a pensive manner. The fly looks relaxed, but its compound eyes sparkle. Unlike most celebrities, it is a little bit larger in person, though its features are delicate. It’s easy to see why so many eyes were drawn to it during the vice-presidential debate. Its dainty, gossamer-thin wings look touchable. It doesn’t seem a day over a day, but, in fact, it’s a little over that. I won’t specify how close it is toward the end of its 28-day lifespan — a lady never tells!
The following conversation has been edited and condensed for clarity.
So, you’re the fly from the vice-presidential debate.
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You were on Mike Pence’s head. From what I can gather of your age, you spent — that’s — that’s like if I were to spend a month on Mike Pence’s head. Maybe even longer. How long were those minutes for you?
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I’m trying to imagine what it must have felt like to spend the fraction of your life that you have spent listening to Mike Pence claim that justice was served for Breonna Taylor and insisting that it was “not true” that the president had failed to condemn white supremacists. I can’t imagine it. I guess that’s not really a question.
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The White House reportedly has a big fly problem. Is that where you hail from?
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I’m sorry, I have to ask. I know that Reince Priebus spent a lot of his time in the —
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— White House swatting flies on the president’s orders, so I know the vice president has difficulty —
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Did you think Susan Page was an effective —
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— moderator?
(The fly gives a conspiratorial twitch of its thorax that seems to invite me into a secret of our own making.)
And so when Vice President Pence was asked about — I’m sorry, whenever I interview anyone I feel like it’s just me talking and talking and then at the end I look at the transcript and I’m like, oh, I should have let them say something. But that’s the opposite of the problem that Mike Pence had tonight, not getting to talk.
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Are you a fruit fly? Or do you mostly — if you could land on any substance, what would you land on?
(Very gracefully and with effortless cool, the fly deposits itself on a small pile of horse dung.) ###
[Alexandra Petri is a Washington Post columnist offering a lighter take on the news and opinions of the day. She is the author of A Field Guide to Awkward Silences (2015) She joined The Post as an intern in 2010, after graduating from college. In 2016, Petri received the National Press Club Angele Gingras Award for Humor Writing. She received a BA (English) from Harvard University (MA).]
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