A virtual friend from Way Up North (Where Bret Favre formerly ran and played.) sent along a bit of e-mail humor about the upcoming Dumbo national convention. Those boys and girls can dish it out, but they sure can't take it. So, here are the Dumbos in all of their wretchedness. Some of the "humor" is a bit crude, but then again, what part of crude doesn't a Dumbo understand? They love jokes that make fun of homosexuals, people of color, women, and the moral and ethical lapses of Democrats. So, here is a list of Dumbo moral, ethical, and venal lapses. If the foo shits, wear it. If this is (fair & balanced) japery, so be it.
Our pals at Brave New Films got a leaked copy of Day One Agenda of the GOP Convention....
7:00 pm — Ceremonial burning of the U.S. Constitution.
7:15 pm — Spiritual Medium Sylvia Browne performs psychic séance in desperate attempt to raise Ronald Reagan from the grave.
7:35 pm — "The Pleasures of Adultery" - with Newt Gingrich & Rudy Giuliani
8:05 pm — Gay sex party in Men's Restroom hosted by Senator Larry Craig
8:35 pm — Transvestite Ann Coulter – "My Life as a Man"
8:55 pm — Live satellite feed from Federal Prison — Ohio Rep. Bob Ney Mr. GOP, Jack Abramoff
9:05 pm — Guest speaker ex-Florida Congressman Mark Foley "Joys with Young Boys"
9:25 pm — Oliver North — "Iran is Evil, but I sold them weapons anyway"
9:40 pm — Bill O' Reilly — "The costs of sexual harassment and phone sex with employees"
10:00 pm — Gay sex party in Men's Room hosted by Ken Mehlman and Geraldo Rivera
10:25 pm — Check John McCain to see if he's still breathing and if his adult diaper needs changing.
10:35 pm — N.R.A. Executive Vice President Wayne LaPierre hosts an assault rifle target practice on Gays and Mexicans.
10:45 pm — Call emergency squad after a drunken Dick Cheney accidentally shoots his friend in the face.
11:00 pm — President Bush performs his hilarious comedy routine where he looks for Iraq's fictitious WMD's under guests tables.
11:15 pm — Governor Mike Huckabee does his famous uncanny imitation of Gomer Pyle.
11:20 pm — Group intervention to get Rush Limbaugh back into drug rehab.
11: 45 pm — Go up on rooftop and throw rocks down at homeless Vets sleeping in alley.
12:00 am — Live satellite feed from Federal Prison — California Congressman Randy "Duke" Cunningham
12:20 am — Convicted felon/Fox News analyst G. Gordon Liddy — "Lock picking Secrets"
12: 40 am — Guest speakers Donald Rumsfeld and Paul Wolfowitz — "How to lie your Country into a War"
1:00 am — Former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay — "Tips on Money Laundering"
1:15 am — Hookers arrive for the post-party.
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