The Nedster couldn't resist. The idea of Go Centers sent him right below the belt. The whole idea send me right to the toilet to upchuck. I really like the Nedster's take on the Texas Pledge of Allegiance. It can't get more wacky. Most wacky? More wacky than most? Keep 'em comin', Nedster!
Ned Kerstetter (the Nedster) wrote on Monday, August 25, 2003
re: TX wackos
Instead of G-Force members manning the Go Centers, I believe everyone
would be more satisfied and happier to have G-Spot mentors. These
bright, alert young Texans would help students achieve immediate
gratification who wouldn't care if they went to college or stayed in
high school until their G-Spots developed callouses.
The G-Spot Centers could really make a difference and at the same time,
they would not increase spending demands for education (because there's
no money for it anyhow).
Instead of the current opening day exercises and chants, the students
could begin each day with: I pledge allegience to the G-Spot and he
Texas Republicans by which it stands. This would be followed by the
traditional moment of silence broken only by heavy breathing and gasps
of frustration by those whose mentors had not been able to locate the
G-Spot on the map.
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