Wednesday, September 17, 2003

(Fair & Balanced) GOP 2004 Bumper Stickers



Thanks to Tom Terrific in Madison, WI we have a preview of the campaign to give W 4 (groan) More (double-groan) Years (barf)!

Some GOP Bumper Sticker ideas for 2004:

Bush/Cheney '04: This time, elect us!

Bush/Cheney '04: The last vote you'll ever have to cast.

BU__SH__!

Bush/Cheney '04: Over a billion Whoppers served.

Bush/Cheney '04: Putting the "con" in conservatism

Bush/Cheney '04: Because the truth just isn't good enough

Bush/Cheney '04: Apocalypse Now!

Bush/Cheney '04: Compassionate Colonialism

Bush/Cheney '04: Deja-voodoo all over again!

Bush/Cheney '04: Thanks for not paying attention

Bush/Cheney '04: Leave no billionaire behind

Bush/Cheney '04: Making the world a better place, one country at a time.

Bush/Cheney '04: Or else.

Bush/Cheney '04: The economy's stupid!

Bush/Cheney: Asses of Evil

Don't think. Vote Bush!

George W. Bush: It takes a village idiot

George W. Bush: The buck stops Over There

God Save the King!

Vote Bush in '04: "I Has Incumbentory Advantitude"

Vote Bush in '04: Because dictatorship is easier

Vote Bush in '04: It's a no-brainer!

Vote for Bush & You Get Dick!

Who would Jesus Bomb?


P.S. If you have read this far, under Section 17 H(2)a.3 of the Patriot Act, you are under arrest.

The Patriot Act: the Sedition Act redux.

If this be (fair & balanced) treason, make the most of it!



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