Friday, April 29, 2005

Now, A Message From The Sponsor: Me!

I do remember this student. On the first day of class in every course I taught at the Collegium Excellens, I went seat by seat and asked that student for his/her name (and verified it on the preliminary class roll). I asked each student to supply his/her classification and this usually brought a dull stare and "Huh?" I would patiently explain that if they had less than 30 units of college credit (known as "hours" in Texas colleges and universities) on their record, they were a freshman. More than 30 meant that they were a sophomore. I pointed out that the Collegium had no juniors or seniors because the Collegium was a 2-year institution or juco. The gangsters who serve as prexies and deans at such places in Texas now prefer to define their institutions as community colleges. Some community; the campus is deserted after 12:00 PM and the school has no alma mater nor institutional traditions. There is more community in a public restroom than anyone will find in a community college. But as usual, I digress. My final question of each student on the first day he/she faced me was the ultimate stopper: "What's your major," I would ask. Terror passed over a lot of faces because those students didn't have a clue as to what "a major" meant. Most would mumble, "Undecided" or "Pending" or the best from this cohort: "General Studies." Any of these responses would set me off. I would deliver my lecture on first impressions. (See Malcom Gladwell's Blink on instant decisions.) Ultimately, I told the class that if they transferred to a respectable place and told a professor that their major was "Pending" or any of the other inane responses, that prof's instant reaction to them would be the thought that would consist of "Dumbass!" Sometimes, I was confronted with anger. Often, that student probably dropped the class upon leaving it that day. However, I believe in speaking truth to ignorance. I then would say to that student, "Do you know what to say when don't have a clue, let alone a major?" The room would fall silent. "Tell the questioner that you are majoring in LIBERAL ARTS!" Sometimes, I would hear a whine: "What about General Studies?" I would sneer in reply, "Show me any respectable college or university that offers a degree in General Studies and I will parade around campus carrying a sign reading: 'I am a dumbass!'" Much laughter. Ironically, the nearest 4-year school that received a lion's share of its transfer students from the Collegium now offers a bachelor's degree in (gag) General Studies (BGS???). However, I would not classify that joint as respectable. But, still, I digress. The student below is memorable because I remember his response even though I had this dialogue with him more than 10 years ago. Why? He responded to the question about his major by saying that he planned to major in history! That happened so seldom in my 32 years at the Collegium that it had the same impact on my life as remembering where I was when I heard that JFK had been killed. Hearing a student say that he/she was a history major was so startling that I usually uttered: "Damn! Why do you want to do that? This student offered an articulate response to my query. Obviously, he earned A's in my history classes and I never heard from him again until now. If this is (fair & balanced) amazement, so be it.

April 12, 2005
Dr. Neil Sapper
c/o Amarillo College
P.O. Box 447
Amarillo, TX 79178

Dear Dr. Sapper,

I know that you will not remember me, but I was a student in your American history classes at AC more than 10 years ago. I also know that you are completely unaware of the effect you had on me while I was in your classes. I went from AC to UT-Austin where I graduated with a degree in history. I studied the African Diaspora mostly out of a fascination with the history of the slave trade that I picked up from you. After graduation, I married, started a family, and settled in the Dallas area where I am now studying. I will graduate in May from Texas Wesleyan University with my JD.

I am writing to you because I wanted to thank you for doing what you do. You encouraged me to do more than I thought I could, even if you did so without intention. It is because you were so demanding that I learned how to achieve. There are far too few teachers like you, and I want you to know how much I appreciate you now. Throughout my lifelong education, I will always remember your challenge to be my best, and that challenge keeps me going at all times.

Let me close by simply saying thank you. I hope this letter finds you and yours well. Please accept my deepest regards.



Sincerely,
Name Withheld
Letter On File with Neil Sapper

Wednesday, April 27, 2005

Oh, Great! My Grandsons Are Going To Armenia!

My grandsons and their parents leave shortly for a two-year sojourn in Armenia. Directly to the south of Armenia is Turkey. I have never been to Turkey. My impression of that place is shaped by my memories of two films: "Lawrence of Arabia" and "Midnight Express." In both films, the protagonists were sexually abused by Turks. Of course, the most famous example of Turkish behavior is supplied by the Armenian National Institute:


It is estimated that one and a half million Armenians perished between 1915 and 1923. There were an estimated two million Armenians living in the Ottoman Empire on the eve of W.W.I. Well over a million were deported in 1915. Hundreds of thousands were butchered outright. Many others died of starvation, exhaustion, and epidemics which ravaged the concentration camps. Among the Armenians living along the periphery of the Ottoman Empire many at first escaped the fate of their countrymen in the central provinces of Turkey. Tens of thousands in the east fled to the Russian border to lead a precarious existence as refugees. The majority of the Armenians in Constantinople, the capital city, were spared deportation. In 1918, however, the Young Turk regime took the war into the Caucasus, where approximately 1,800,000 Armenians lived under Russian dominion. Ottoman forces advancing through East Armenia and Azerbaijan here too engaged in systematic massacres. The expulsions and massacres carried by the Nationalist Turks between 1920 and 1922 added tens of thousands of more victims. By 1923 the entire landmass of Asia Minor and historic West Armenia had been expunged of its Armenian population. The destruction of the Armenian communities in this part of the world was total.

Right now, I feel like a character in Herman Wouk's The Winds of War and War and Remembrance. Those fine WWII novels had members of the Henry family caught up in the maelstrom of WWII in Europe. I will be here in Geezerville and my grandsons and their folks will be next door to Turkey. Now, there are not only wackos who deny the Holocaust ever occurred (like Pat Buchanan), but Turkey has its own wackos who deny the Armenian Genocide ever occurred. If this is (fair & balanced) dread, so be it.


[x BakuToday.net]
Turkey vows to fight Armenian genocide campaign

Turkey said on Monday it would fight mounting international pressure to recognize as genocide the mass killings of Armenians under the Ottoman Empire, urging public agencies and civic groups to launch an "all-out effort" against the damaging allegations.

"It has become inevitable for all state institutions and NGOs, for everybody to (work to) disprove those baseless allegations all over the world," the government spokesman, Justice Minister Cemil Cicek, said after a cabinet meeting.

"There was no genocide. An all-out effort is needed to expose the lies of those who say it happened," he said.

The cabainet discussed what strategy Turkey should pursue to counter the Armenian allegations that up to 1.5 million of their kinsmen were killed in what was a genocide between 1915 and 1917 and decided to set up, if necessary, a special agency to coordinate such efforts, Cicek said.

Armenians across the world marked Sunday the 90th anniversary of the beginning of the massacres, which have already been recognized as genocide by a number of countries.

Ankara argues that 300,000 Armenians and at least as many Turks died in what was civil strife during World War I when the Armenians took up arms for independence in eastern Anatolia and sided with Russian troops invading the crumbling Ottoman Empire.

Ankara fears that the genocide allegations could fuel anti-Turkish sentiment in the international public opinion and cloud its image at a time when it is vying for membership in the European Union.

Some EU politicans are pressing Turkey to address the genocide claims in what Ankara sees as politically-motivated campaign to impede its EU membership bid.

Earlier this month, Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdogan sent a letter to Armenian President Robert Kocharian, calling for the creation of a joint commission of historians to study the genocide allegations as a first step towards normalizing ties between the two estranged neighbors.

Ankara has not yet received a formal response to the proposal, Cicek said.

BakuToday.net is the Caucasus’ award-winning worldwide news site, providing readers in Azerbaijan and outside of the country with breaking Azerbaijan and Eurasia news coverage, as well as world, sports, entertainment and technology news.

Baku Today was founded in 1999 as the first online English language newspaper to cover Azerbaijan and the Caucasus, and continues today as a 24 hour comprehensive online English language news source for Eurasia.


Copyright © 2005 Baku Today

Tuesday, April 26, 2005

The Kinkster Is Gettin' Serious, But He Needs My Help!

If Dean Barkley could get The Body elected to any office in Minnesota, let alone governor, this Barkley dude is worth 5 Karl Roves. I heard a while back at a campaign event for the Kinkster that muscle was being imported from Minnesota. Let the suits (and dresses), if Senator Kay Bailey Hutchinson challenges Governor Goodhair, take the Kinkster for granted. The Democrats don't have a party anymore, let alone a candidate. The Kinkster offers another choice besides paper or plastic. After I post this gem to the blog, I'm gonna follow my leader and send e-mail to the Republican stooge who represents me here in Geezerville. By damn, I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore. (Peace, Peter Finch.) If this is (fair & balanced optimism, so be it.



[x Austin Fishwrap]
CAMPAIGN WATCH
Kinky may be about to flex some serious political muscle

Keep an eye on author-singer Kinky Friedman later this week. He's expected to harvest help in his independent gubernatorial bid from someone who helped professional wrestler Jesse Ventura win in Minnesota.

Friedman plans to team with Dean Barkley, who ran Ventura's successful campaign for a term as governor and briefly served in the U.S. Senate after Ventura put him in the seat vacated by Paul Wellstone.

Barkley has a knack for tapping into discontent among voters, according to University of Minnesota political scientist Larry Jacobs, who called him a "formidable political talent."

Friedman won't attend a committee hearing Wednesday on House Bill 1721, though his campaign intends to send folks. The proposal by Rep. Todd Baxter, R-Austin, would permit voters in party primary elections to sign a petition enabling another party's candidate to get on the general election ballot.

Only Texas bars primary voters from signing petitions for others, according to the Libertarian Party of Texas, which supports the change.

— W. Gardner Selby

Copyright © 2005 Austin American-Statesman








 Posted by Hello

Dear Folks,

Today the Texas State House is hearing a bill that could make a difference in Democracy in our state. House Bill 1721 will allow people who vote in a major party primary to sign petitions to put Independent candidates on the ballot.

If you agree that more options for voters is a great thing for the great state of Texas, please email your state rep. and let them know you support HB 1721.

Click here to look up your state representative online.

And then click here to send your rep an email:

As you know, the Kinkster supports any initiative that will help guarantee all Texans the freedom to run for office without having to play ball with the two-party system.

Thanks for your Texas patriotism,
Kinky

Paid For By The Kinky Friedman For Governor Campaign
John McCall, Treasurer, P.O. Box 293910, Kerrville, TX 78029

I Confess: I'm An Info-Maniac!


I knew that there was a connection between my e-mail habit and stupidity. However, I think a loss of 10 IQ points is a tad conservative. In my case, I went from dull normal before I developed my e-mail habit to a severely diminished capacity today. By the time I breathe my last, I expect that I'll be drooling on the keyboard. If this is (fair & balanced) disclosure, so be it.

[x Rocky Mountain News]
E-mails poach IQ: Excessive messages, called 'info-mania,' knock off 10 points
By Kathrine Jebsen Moore, Bloomberg News

Constant e-mailing and text messaging reduces mental ability by 10 IQ points, a more severe effect than smoking cannabis, by distracting the brain from other tasks, a University of London report showed.

The loss of intelligence and disruption caused by electronic "info- mania," costs companies millions of dollars in lost productivity each year, according to the study by the University's Institute of Psychiatry.

"This is a very real and widespread phenomenon," said Dr. Glenn Wilson, author of the research, in a phone interview. "Info-mania, if unchecked, will damage a worker's performance by reducing mental sharpness. Companies should encourage a more balanced and appropriate way of working."

The study of 1,000 adults found that their intelligence declined as tasks were interrupted by incoming e-mails and texts. The average reduction of 10 IQ points, though temporary, is more than double the four-point loss associated with smoking cannabis. A 10-point drop is also associated with missing a night of sleep, the report said.

Sixty-two percent of workers are addicted to checking messages out of office hours and while on vacation, according to the report. A third of all adults will respond to an e-mail immediately or within 10 minutes. One in five is "happy" to interrupt a business or social meeting to respond to an e-mail or text message, the study found.

"E-mails flashing on a screen distracts people, and the use of electronic messaging should be limited," Wilson said.

Women were less affected than men. Their average decline in IQ was five points, compared with 15 for males, suggesting women are better at multitasking, Wilson said.

The study also surveyed opinions on messaging in the workplace. Eighty-nine percent of workers said it's "extremely rude" to answer e-mails and phone messages during a face-to-face meeting. Seventy-two percent were "irritated" by work phone calls held in public places.

The Scotsman newspaper earlier reported the findings of the study, which was commissioned by Hewlett-Packard Co., the world's second-biggest personal-computer maker.

Kathrine Jebsen Moore, based in Edinburgh, writes regularly for Bloomberg News.

Copyright © 2005, Rocky Mountain News. All Rights Reserved.

Sunday, April 24, 2005

Yet Another Message From The Next Governor Of Texas

The Kinkster tells it like I want to hear it: "We're tired of this bullshit!" If this is (fair & balanced) barnyard humor, so be it.

Dear Folks,

It's hard to believe that more than ten thousand of you have already signed up to volunteer your help with the campaign. On top of that, thousands more seem to be joining us with each passing week. At first I thought it must be because I was such a charismatic leader. Then I realized, somewhat to my chagrin, that this groundswell from all over the state may not have so much to do with me after all. It has more to do, perhaps, with timing. Simply put, we're tired of this bullshit.

Click here to contribute and help me bring down that bull:
Bring down that bull.

That's why, in fact, I'm running for governor. I want to help other people realize their dreams, and I want to be a part of all of us realizing the Texas Dream. It's not about politics; if anything, I'm running against politics and those who toil in its lush, corrupt, rarely rotated fields. I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. Hell, I believe beauticians could run it better than politicians. But I plan to be more than merely a ceremonial ribbon cutter. I intend to bring back the glory of Texas. I'm convinced that, if we all get together, we can knock down that windmill of politics as usual, and we can make that Lone Star shine again.

I'm typing this in the middle of the night on the last typewriter in Texas. My five dogs, the Friedmans, are watching me. They're very excited about the prospect of moving into the Governor's Mansion. They may not know it, but they are one of my two special interest groups, the only other being my fellow Texans. With the support of these two special interest groups, we have already achieved spiritual lift-off. We shall not fail. Together we will rise and shine and bring back the glory of Texas.

Help me make it a reality by clicking here to contribute to our campaign:
Friedman Campaign.

Love,

The Gov
Kinky Friedman
April 18, 2005
Medina, Texas

Copyright © 2005 The Friedman For Governor Committee

At Least Tom DeLay Is Consistent (A Horse's Ass)!

A friend of a friend in the Feral Cat Capital (WI) sent this item along to (F&B) Rants & Raves. The irony is delicious. The Dumbos claim that the Donkeys are blocking Dub's judicial nominees and endangering the Republic. When the shoe was on the other foot and the Slickster was sending judicial nominees to the Hill, the Dumbo senators stalled and stalled via parliamentary tricks. Flash forward to 2005, the Dumbos are raging at the Donkeys for doing the same thing. The only actor in this farce who hasn't flip-flopped is House Majority Leader Tom DeLay (R-TX). In 1997, DeLay wanted to intimidate federal judges and he's braiding nooses for federal judges today. If only, if only, Tom DeLay can end up like Jim Wright (D-TX) or Dan Rostenkowski (D-IL). Out of office in both instances and in the slammer in the latter. If this is (fair & balanced) anticipation, so be it.


[x CNN]
Clinton accuses Senate of blocking his judicial nominations
September 27, 1997

LITTLE ROCK, Arkansas (CNN) -- President Clinton accused Republicans Saturday of posing "a very real threat to our judicial system" by blocking the appointment of dozens of federal judges for political purposes.

"We can't let partisan politics shut down our courts and gut our judicial system," Clinton said during his weekly radio address.

Across the nation, 100 federal judgeships are vacant. The president said he has sent 70 nominations to the Senate this year, but lawmakers have acted on only 18 -- two of them Friday.

Last year, the Senate confirmed just 17 judges, which Clinton said was "the lowest election-year total in over 40 years." He accused the Republican-led Senate of deliberate stall tactics -- "the worst of partisan politics," he contended.

Clinton said the blocked nominations have delayed tens of thousands of civil cases, involving such matters as the collections of life insurance proceeds and Social Security benefits.

"Our courts are clogged with a rising number of cases," he said in the address, broadcast during a four-day Arkansas visit. "Our sitting judges are overloaded and overworked, and our judicial system is strained to the breaking point."

Under the U.S. Constitution, the Senate has the power to approve or reject the president's nominations for federal judges, who are granted lifetime tenure.

Republicans argue that the appointment of judges is more than just a numbers game, that senators are simply fulfilling their constitutional duties by rejecting candidates they believe are unfit for the job.

Republican Whip Tom DeLay of Texas said earlier this month that judges "need to be intimidated. They need to uphold the Constitution." If not, "We're going to go after them in a big way."

Copyright © 1997 Cable News Network

Three Score And Four Years Ago....

I have been 64 for two+ months now. Ol' Ellen Goodman just turned 64 (I think) and the birthday made her a little too somber. If this is (fair & balanced) geriatric melancholia, so be it.

[x The Boston Globe]
When I'm 64
By Ellen Goodman

A FEW YEARS ago, I faced one of those ethical quandaries that don't turn up in journalism class. My birthday was announced in the newspaper date book. This was startling enough except for the fact that the paper had lopped about three years off the actual number.

What's a good journalist, let alone a good feminist, to do? Did I have a moral obligation to write a correction? Was it ethical to live (a little younger) with the error of their ways?

I never had to resolve this dilemma because apparently some college classmate -- you know who you are -- outed me.

This brings me to the number of candles that now grace the cake of my life: 64. By any normal account, this is a thoroughly unremarkable birthday. There are no zeroes to attract attention. Nor any fives, for that matter. Not even Medicare cares. If anything, 64 is designated as the outermost edge of middle age as if we were all going to live to be 128. But it's unexpected numbers that have meant the most to me. I was struck by 29, because it was officially too late to be the youngest anything. I was hit upside the head at 36 because at 36 Mozart was already dead. I decided I'd rather be alive than be Mozart. I was startled by 58 because I had outlived my father. 'Nuf said.

This birthday however came humming into my mind. It's not the bureaucracy but the Beatles, not the near-senior status but the song, that imprinted 64 into my consciousness. In 1967, when the members of Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band and I were all in our 20s, 64 was the impossibly distant and decrepit age that raised the question: ''Will you still need me, will you still feed me, when I'm 64?"

Now I am just ahead of Paul McCartney himself in getting those ''birthday greetings, bottle of wine." For me, at least, 64 feels less like a slippery slope toward slippers -- ''You can knit a sweater by the fireside" -- than another adolescence, only without the acne and the hormones and the identity crisis. Usually.

It turns out that 64 is an out-of-body experience. I'm not just talking about cellulite and memory loss. The magazine articles that promise ''Look Great At Any Age" don't count my age in their ''any." I am no longer eligible for ''Extreme Makeover" -- though with friends who have survived cancer, the idea of ''elective surgery" sounds like tempting the gods.

As for the in-body experience, the goal of exercise is no longer to look buff in a tank top. It's to get the carry-on bag in the overhead bin. By 64, you finally have perspective on the 32-year-old who was so critical of herself. Ha. Do you really want to be miserable about the 64-year-old ripples and wrinkles that you will look back on with envy at 82? Fuggedaboudit.

More to the point, 64 is a kind of adolescence because, in numbers that would shock our Beatle-crazed younger selves, we find ourselves asking, ''What am I going to do with the rest of my life?" It doesn't actually matter that the ''rest" is shorter than it was, we approach it with the same sense of curiosity. Or maybe it does matter that there is less of the rest: We better get on the case.

At 64 you can still buy green bananas. At 64 you can -- and should -- plant a tree. But you also better know that there's no time to waste. And better figure what is and isn't waste.

At 64, when a 2-year-old boy calls to say, ''Grandma, there's a lion in my bedroom," I turn from the computer screen and the deadline to focus on ways to drive the lion out. At 64, when dinner with friends on a ''school night" turns intense or hilarious, never mind that I have to work in the morning.

Anne Lamott once wrote that on the day she dies she wants to have dessert. I want to have chocolate. Dark chocolate. I don't have time to waste on milk chocolate. Or on resentment, or on regrets. At least not on good days.

You don't get to 64 without losses. Huge losses. So this adolescence is also about resilience in the face of loss and gratitude in the face of bounty.

At 20-something the Beatles sang a love-and-fear song. I wish I could have told the younger me what the older me knows about love and fear. At 64, I do have people who need me, feed me. And I have people I need and feed.

Here's the funny part. It looks like -- who knew? -- these are my good old days. OK, my good and not-quite-yet-old days.

Ellen Goodman writes a semi-weekly column in the Boston Globe. e-mail address is

© Copyright 2005 The New York Times Company

Saturday, April 23, 2005

Straight Trade (No Cash Involved): Margaritaville For Geezerville

I have done it now. I created a Web site for cyberphobic senior citizens. The URL (Web address) contains a tilde (~) and I have fielded a ton of voicemail, e-mail, and plaintive phone calls from poor geezers who can't find the ~-key on a QWERTY keyboard. Then, I get a call from a geezer who is connected to the Internet with a 28.8 KB modem. "The pages load so sloooooowly." Duh! Attach a garden hose to a fire hydrant and see what happens. If this is (fair & balanced) gerontophobia, so be it.

[x USA Today (Society for the Advancement of Education]
How to cope with cyberphobia - becoming computer literate

Cyberspace, suite packages, virtual reality, the Internet - if what you feel after reading these terms is something along the lines of mild unease or even full-blown intimidation, you may be a victim of "cyberphobia." According to Andrew Denka, executive director of Office Team, a national administrative support staffing firm, many people today feel threated by the rapid proliferation of on-line information resources, new computer programs, and other technological advances.

Many of these resources were almost unknown a few years ago, and now they're being discussed, written about, and used everywhere. Some employees are overwhelmed by all the new technology; they feel they should understand it, but don't know where to begin. Administrative professionals in particular feel they should be on top of these developments - doing research on-line, using one of the new suite packages to ease multi-tasked jobs such as combining spreadsheet information and word processing projects. But where should they start?"

What is the solution for those afflicted with cyberphobia? Denka offers the following suggestions:



  • Don't assume you have to learn everything about the Internet or the new computer programs in one fell swoop. "Approach these technologies a little bit at a time, with a philosophy of 'climb the stairs step by step.'"



  • Give yourself permission to experiment and make mistakes. "In the business world, it's easy to feel that you must do everything perfectly the first time - but remember that you're learning something very new. It's like taking up a new sport - you're not going to have a perfect golf swing the very first day."



  • Discover the potential of these resources by using them for simple tasks at first, not just by reading the manual. "The best approach to learning a new software program is to start with those tasks you are already familiar with on your current software, such as creating a chart or a letter. Don't get swept up by the `bells and whistles' of the new program; learn the basics first."



  • Seek out learning opportunities - computer and business magazines, seminars, on-screen tutorials, and/or good books on the subject.



  • Explore these resources on a friend's home computer, or on your own if you have one, since it can be less intimidating than learning them at work. Or "tinker" with them when your office is quite, before or after hours.



  • Find a "computer guru" to give you guidance - a friend, colleague, or contact at a computer retailer. "Real computer whizzes, who know all about the new resources and enjoy sharing their expertise, can be a big help." Or join a user group - a community organization in which people using a particular kind of computer or software give each other help, advice, and support. These groups often have a newsletter, monthly meetings, and a library of books members can borrow.



  • If you want to determine which computer programs are in greatest demand in your field, consult the classified ads in major newspapers and see what skills are mentioned frequently. Associations such as Professional Secretaries International also may provide helpful information.



  • COPYRIGHT © 1995 Society for the Advancement of Education; COPYRIGHT © 2004 Gale Group

Thursday, April 21, 2005

Which Is Better? This Item Was Posted By Me. Or I Posted This Item.

My revered dissertation director gave me free rein to spout all of the nonsense that I could write. However, he consistently marked "passive voice" wherever he found it and he expected me to recast the sentence in active voice. William Germano provides the best explanation of the superiority of active voice in prose. As Jonathan Swift wrote: "The proper words in the proper places are the true definition of style." Using active voice is a good start. If this is (fair & balanced) written discourse, so be it.


[x CHE]
Passive Is Spoken Here
By William Germano

Silver spoons, real ones anyway, owe a lot of their charm to the hallmarks on the back of the stem. Academic writing has its own system of validation, its own hallmarks, and one is the passive voice. This is a strange development, considering how vigilant we are about overuse of the passive when we teach writing, and how insistent writing guides can be on this point. "Whenever you come across a passive in your writing, recast the sentence with an active verb instead." The examples tend to feature painful structures followed by why-didn't-I-think-of-that transformations. "When the book had been read by the class, the next lesson was presented by the teacher" becomes "When the students had read the book, the teacher presented the lesson." Yet it's difficult to convince academic writers that avoiding the passive is a piece of advice meant for them.

In weak academic writing, passives are everywhere. (I might have said "passives are frequently used," but I wanted an active verb here.) If you were reading a poorly written letter or a grade-school composition, you might think that the writer simply didn't have sufficient command to write in direct and vivid terms. He might even have been aware of his limitations, embarrassed by the idea of expressing his opinion in a naked way, and taking refuge behind the curtain of the passive.

By the time a graduate has waded into the thick of a Ph.D. program and is toiling on the dissertation, the student's printer has spit out a lot of term papers. By that point, unlearned writing lessons have become writing habits, and those habits have, in turn, become his characteristic way of expressing ideas. He has grown used to -- even fond of -- them. (I find it unsurprisingly easy to view the weaknesses in my own writing as being part of my style.) For graduate students, however, more is at stake. Years of abusing the passive have encouraged those students to believe that the passive is, after all, the voice of academe. "So," the new scholar reasons, "if this is how the scholarly world speaks -- or rather, if this is the language spoken in the scholarly world -- then that's the way I'll write my first book." And lo, thus is the book written.

The passive voice does two things at once, and those two things at first seem contradictory. First, the passive conceals agency, or responsibility for action. "The overthrow of the country's tottering regime was undertaken by the forces of the Army of Liberation in the late spring of 1963." Let's let that Army take responsibility for its actions: "Late in the spring of 1963 the Army of Liberation overthrew the country's tottering regime." Suddenly, the Army of Liberation did it.

There's concealment at work here, too. The passive construction distances the writer from the act of making a statement. Take away the passive, and the writer -- like the Army of Liberation -- has suddenly done something of consequence: He's made a declaration. He's said something. You don't have to be an expert in linguistics to know that this is not the same thing as "something was said." But too many dissertations are written in an imaginary world where objects have things done to them and countries are invaded, characters are depicted while results are secured. It's not that the passive is a criminal offense for writers. There are plenty of places where passive constructions feel right. (Use them there.) Prose stripped entirely of passives can feel overly energetic, like a kindergarten class at recess. "Calm down!" you want to say. Of course, it's important to draw a distinction between writing with the passive voice and writing in the passive voice. In the first case, the writer uses the passive when it's necessary. In control of her prose, she enjoys the way the passive voice lends variety to her sentences, yet she remains the boss in her own paragraphs. On the other hand, someone who writes in the passive hopes no one will notice that she's there. The passive is a cozy place to hide.

Writing can be like going through customs. "Anything to declare?" asks a flinty-eyed customs officer. Most people rely on a cheerful smile and a shake of the head, hoping there won't be any questions about the extra bottle of wine or the embroidered tablecloth. Most academic writing hopes to slither through customs. Instead of a smile, scholarly writers too often depend on the passive, fearful that a direct statement might open them to equally direct inspection.

Yet strangely, the second thing the passive voice does for academic writing is to claim authority. It's an authority based not on accumulated research or the wisdom of experience, at least not in the case of most dissertations, but on an appeal to the power of passivity. To use the passive is to call up the authority of one's discipline and the scholars who have gone before. There's nothing wrong with wanting to do this, but the passive can't get you there all by itself. Academic writers -- particularly young academic writers -- use the passive to lend credibility to their writing. "Domestic arrangements in 16th-century Lancashire households were often made by the eldest daughter." Domestic arrangements are in charge of this sentence, while the writer's point appears to be that the eldest daughter of the household looked after things. In its Olympian calm, the passive asserts -- even demands -- that the reader agree.

Nevertheless, this sentence is nervous about its own claims, as the telltale word "often" makes clear. Was the eldest daughter in charge or wasn't she? Is the writer making an important and original claim about family relationships or just serving up someone else's research nugget? If it's an original idea, it's too compressed to be clear, too wimpy to be convincing. A bit better: "My research reveals the surprising fact that the eldest daughter was responsible for domestic arrangements in most 16th-century Lancashire households." ("Most" is quantitative and useful here; "often" is a fudge.) If it's someone else's thought and worth paraphrasing, the point needs sharpening. "As Henry Pismire has pointed out, in almost half the 16th-century Lancashire households for which we have records, the eldest daughter was responsible for domestic arrangements." Better because clearer.

The active voice should be a kind of scholarly credo: I did research, I drew conclusions, I found this out. That's rarely what we get. How much more often do we read that research is conducted, conclusions are drawn, findings are found out? I sometimes imagine a scholar sitting down with a great idea, then staring at his laptop and exclaiming "Are you crazy? You can't say that -- " and clicking the toolbar to call up Active-Voice-Replace, instantly turning every "I found" into "It was discovered."

The passive is a buffer, not only between the reader and the writer, but between the writer and her own ideas. I wonder if anyone experiences the world as a series of passive engagements. ("Yesterday, as the garden path was being trod by my feet, a beautiful butterfly was seen by my eye." Which sounds like a case for Dr. Oliver Sacks.) Academic writing often places the reader in just such a world, one where no feet cross any paths, no eye sees any butterfly. It's particularly critical for young scholars to understand that all this bother about the passive voice isn't simply a matter of making sentences lively, peppy, or more engaging. Yes, the active voice is stronger. Readers listen more attentively because they can hear another human trying to engage their attention. But for scholars, the active-passive conundrum should be so much more. The active voice says "I have something to say, and I'm going to say it. If I'm wrong, argue with me in print. But take me at my worth."

Dickens opens David Copperfield with a question that arrests me each time I come across it. "Whether I shall turn out to be the hero of my own life, or whether that station will be held by anybody else, these pages must show." He even uses a passive. And he gives us one of the Big Lessons, smack on the first page. All writing -- even the humble dissertation -- is always about the writer. Even in scholarly work, a writer is very much present, more subtly than in Nabokov or Beckett, perhaps, but present nonetheless. Every scholar, even the graduate student writing a dissertation, should strive to be the hero of her or his own work, taking command not only of the details but of the voice that presents them, knowing when to appear and when to step aside, how to attract the reader's attention and how to deflect it. In doing so, the scholarly writer becomes responsible for what "these pages must show," a world of causality and motivation where arguments are logical and evidence is clearly presented, a world where nouns noun and verbs verb.

To make writing work, you need to make the parts of writing -- including the bossy, self-denying passive voice -- work for you. If your scholarly project was worth writing, it's because you found a path you had to follow, and on the way you came upon something you want to tell others about. Do that. And just be glad you never had to read a poem that began "Arms and the man are being sung by me" or a novel that opened "Ishmael is what I'm called."

William Germano is vice president and publishing director at Routledge. This essay is adapted from From Dissertation to Book, being published this month by the University of Chicago Press.

Copyright © 2005 by The Chronicle of Higher Education

Wednesday, April 20, 2005

A Techie Rant For Our Times (And Place)

John C. Dvorak came to my attention at least a decade ago with a cable TV show on ZDTV — carried on the Amarillo cable system (Cox). He spent an hour each day explaining techie stuff about PCs and the Internet. The show came on late at night and I fell asleep to John C. Dvorak many a night. Perhaps his influence is subliminal, but I am an online subscriber to PC Magazine (free!) and I often peruse the table of contents in the e-mail and hit the delete key without opening a single content item. However, this time, Dvorak's article title — "The Dumbing Down of America" — grabbed me. I thought, "He's talking about Geezerville!" As a Web site developer for my principal community organization, the singles' club, I have thought a great deal about those folks that Dvorak (uncharitably) calls "computer-using dummies." Geezerville's largest community organization, ironically, is the Computer Club! That organization offers beginning courses: Windows 101 and Internet 101. However large the Computer Club is, the folks here who need remediation haven't taken those courses! Oh, how I wish that I could limit access to the Web materials that I am developing to graduates of Windows 101 and Internet 101! If this (fair & balanced) fantasy, so be it.


[PC Magazine]
The Dumbing Down of America
By John C. Dvorak

Maybe it's just me, but does anyone else think that the majority of today's computer users have not been trained properly in how to use a computer? I say this because people are still asking me (and my friends) very simple questions that could effortlessly be answered by the most simple of Google searches. In fact, when answering a question by a reader I often just Google it and send the page of results over without comment.

I began noticing this in my e-mail only recently, but the trend may have begun years ago: people asking really dumb questions that they could easily get the answers for themselves. But they ask a person rather than do simple research. I'm not talking about someone asking me what, in my opinion, is the best digital camera. I'm talking about someone asking me who makes digital cameras. Or where you can buy CompactFlash cards. Or where you get a program that unzips files. Or "Are there any word processors on the market besides Microsoft Word?"


It's actually kind of weird. These and hundreds of other questions can be easily answered by running Google, or any other search engine for that matter. Apparently, a large part of the population simply does not understand this. What's weirder is when you tell them to simply use Google to find out for themselves, you discover that they know all about Google but say, "Oh! I never thought of that!"

This sort of helplessness is a trend in the U.S. I'm not certain who is to blame. The government? The schools? Friends? Hollywood? TV?

It seems as if nobody knows anything except the names of a few popular songs and perhaps the names of some popular bands. To see this sort of mass ignorance you can catch Jay Leno's once-every-week-or-so Jaywalking segment, where the late-night entertainer goes on the street to ask people who are out and about the simplest of questions. The answers are absurd and jaw-dropping. He'll ask someone who says he or she is a college student, "Can you name one state that borders California?" The person will look puzzled and respond, "Chicago?" Over the years I have to assume that this segment has been subverted by its own popularity and some people just goof on the answers to get on the show, but to act like a brain-dead dingbat just to be on TV is pathetic in itself.—Continue Reading

Other TV shows have been done with a similar theme, focusing on students at Harvard and elsewhere. Few knew that the earth goes around the sun. Fewer still know even rudimentary geography, and nobody knows history or current events, although kids do know the names of band members.

What's weird about the computer-using dummies is that they have computers and still cannot figure out anything. The popular craigslist Web site, which is essentially a community bulletin board in the traditional sense of a bulletin board, is a nexus for these folks. Notes and messages are posted just like the ones you used to find at community supermarkets in the 1950s and 1960s, where people could post a card asking for a pet, or to sell a car or to find housing. Craigslist virtualized this and made it computer- and Internet-based. In there you'll also find the normal silly personals. "SWF, 31, slim but curvy, redhead, professional woman, never married, looking for soul mate to pamper me. Must like cats. No smokers or weirdos!" And you'll find the various cars and cameras for sale. But in this open system there are also the boneheads who can't seem to tie their own shoes.

They ask questions like "I just moved to the Marina. Does anyone know of a good grocery store nearby?" Or "I live on 23rd near Fitzgerald's Gym. Is there a bus that goes by there? I need to take a bus to Oakland. Do the buses go there?" And on and on. There are hundreds of these sorts of inane questions. Are these people so helpless that they will just anonymously ask a brick wall questions that they should be able to find the answers to themselves? After all, they have computers, or they wouldn't be able to post these questions. Can't they use the computers to find out the answers immediately?

Apparently not, and the trend appears to be worsening. It's almost as if the collective brain of the American public has been put into neutral. The only new variable here is the computer itself. Like machines that allowed us to minimize our need for muscle power to till fields and bend metal, it looks as if computers are expected to do our thinking in much the same way machines were expected to do our manual hard work. If that is what has happened, then we are doomed. Or at least the few independent thinkers who are left are doomed. The rest of the crowd will be happy as a clam, with an IQ to match.

John C. Dvorak is the current PC Magazine columnist writing "Inside Track," an essay and a weekly online column. These articles are licensed around the world. Also a weekly columnist for CBSMarketwatch, Info! (Brazil) and BUG Magazine (Croatia). Previously a columnist for Forbes, Forbes Digital, PC World, MacUser, PC/Computing, Barrons, Smart Business and other magazines and newspapers. Former editor and consulting editor for Infoworld. Has appeared in the New York Times, LA Times, SF Examiner, Vancouver Sun. Was on the start-up team for CNet TV as well as ZDTV. AT ZDTV (and TechTV) was host of Silicon Spin for four years doing 1000 live and live-to-tape TV shows. Also was on public radio for 8 years. Written over 4000 articles and columns as well as authoring or co-authoring 14 books.

2003 Award winner of the American Business Editors Association's national gold award for best online column of 2003.



Copyright (c) 2005 Ziff Davis Media Inc. All Rights Reserved.

Tuesday, April 19, 2005

Here A Wacko, There A Wacko, Everywhere A Wacko

Today marks the 10th anniversary of Timothy McVeigh's crime against humanity in OKC. McVeigh's name is infamous. Eric Rudolph's name (the Olympic bomber in 2000) is infamous. However, here's another domestic terrorist you never heard of: William Krar of Noonday, TX. Krar and his common-law wife and co-conspiritor, Judith Bruey, moved to the little town in East Texas near Tyler from New England. McVeign came out of upstate NY to Fort Riley, KS and then on to northeastern OK. Rudolph was the pride of Appalachian NC. These wackos are everywhere. In the early 90s, I read a book that scared hell out of me: The Silent Brotherhood by Kevin Flynn and Gary Gerhardt (1989). This account follows the terrorist career of Robert Matthews and the Order (known to its members as Bruders Schweigen, or the Silent Brotherhood). Beginning in the fall of 1983, the Order embarked on a series of robberies, counterfeiting schemes, armored car/bank robberies, and murder. The Order's most notorious act of violence was the murder of radio talk-show host Alan Berg in his own driveway in December 1984. Known for baiting extremists on his Denver program, Berg — a Jew — may have been a last-minute substitution for Morris Dees, the founder of the Southern Poverty Law Center. The murder led to a massive manhunt, ending in Matthews' death in 1984 in a Seattle suburb and the apprehension of other Order members. Robert J. Matthews and his band of wackos originated in the Pacific Northwest. The more recent arrest of William Krar and Judith Bruey was the result of a misdelivered mail package to another terrorist on the East Coast. For the best account of Krar and Bruey, go to



The MemoryHole.com

("Rescuing Knowledge — Freeing Information" is a Web site edited and published by Russ Kick, author of 50 Things You're Not Supposed to Know, Volumes 1 and 2.)

These wackos aren't funny. Now it's the anniversary of the OKC bombing. And the anniversary of deaths of the Branch Davidians. Soon it will be Hitler's birthday. Following that, it will be the anniversay of the Columbine shootings. If this is (fair & balanced) mounting dread, so be it.

Monday, April 18, 2005

The Blogosphere: 10 Million & Growing?

When I launched this blog, I was still laboring in that small patch of parched earth known as the Collegium Excellens in a faraway corner of the groves of academe. If the dean read some of my pithy takes on the twists and turns of life in that funhouse mirror world, I am sure that I would have been summoned to a meeting. However, I am out of harness and have been put to pasture. I can write all of the foolishness that occurs to me without fear of retribution. The NYTimes reporter concludes with an executive in a blog-tracking company quoting a favorite high school teacher: "I have only two rules: Don't roller-skate in the hallway and don't be a damn fool." A high school teacher uttering that mild blasphemy? Damned brilliant! I damned and helled my way through 32 years at the Collegium Excellens, but I could never bait the dean or anyone else into summoning me to a meeting about my classroom language. Obviously, as in my classrooms at the Collegium, the discourse in this blog is intended for adult readers, not second-graders. If this is (fair & balanced) free speech, so be it.

April 18, 2005
When the Blogger Blogs, Can the Employer Intervene?
By Tom Zeller Jr.

There are about 10 million blogs out there, give or take, including one belonging to Niall Kennedy, an employee at Technorati, a small San Francisco-based company that, yes, tracks blogs.

Like many employees at many companies, Mr. Kennedy has opinions, even when he is not working. One evening last month, he channeled one of those off-duty opinions into a satiric bit of artwork - an appropriation of a "loose lips sink ships" World War II-era propaganda poster altered to provide a harsh comment on the growing fears among corporations over the blogging activities of their employees. He then posted it on his personal Web log.

But in a paradoxical turn, Mr. Kennedy's employer, having received some complaints about the artwork, stepped in and asked him to reconsider the posting and Mr. Kennedy complied, taking the image down.

"The past day has been a huge wake-up call," Mr. Kennedy wrote soon afterward. "I see now that the voice of a company is not limited to top-level executives, vice presidents and public relations officers."

As the practice of blogging has spread, employees like Mr. Kennedy are coming to the realization that corporations, which spend millions of dollars protecting their brands, are under no particular obligation to tolerate threats, real or perceived, from the activities of people who become identified with those brands, even if it is on their personal Web sites.

They are also learning that the law offers no special protections for blogging - certainly no more than for any other off-duty activity.

As Annalee Newitz, a policy analyst with the Electronic Frontier Foundation, a digital rights advocacy group in Washington, put it, "What we found is there really is quite a bit of diversity in how employers are responding to blogging."

A rising tide of employees have recently been reprimanded or let go for running afoul of their employers' taste or temperament on personal blogs, including a flight attendant for Delta Air Lines who learned the hard way that the carrier frowns on cheeky photos while in uniform and a Google employee who mused on the company's financial condition and was fired.

Some interpreted these actions as meaning that even in their living rooms, even in their private basement computer caves, employees are required to be at least a little bit worried about losing their jobs if they write or post the wrong thing on their personal Web logs.

"I would have expected that some of the louder, more strident voices on the Internet would have risen up in a frenzy over this," said Stowe Boyd, the president of Corante, a daily online news digest on the technology sector. "But that didn't happen."

In Mr. Boyd's opinion, everything about what Mr. Kennedy did was protected speech. The use of trademarks was fair use in a satirical work, Mr. Boyd said, and it seemed unlikely that the company would be somehow liable for the off-duty actions of an employee, as Technorati executives argued. It was, in Mr. Boyd's eyes, an indication that corporate interests were eclipsing individual rights.

"I don't know what else to say," he declared. "I'm astonished."

But Ms. Newitz and others have cautioned that employees must be careful not to confuse freedom of speech with a freedom from consequences that might follow from what they say. Indeed, the vast majority of states are considered "at will" states - meaning that employees can quit, and employers can fire them, at will - without evident reason (barring statutory exceptions like race or religion, where discrimination would have to be proved).

"There really are no laws that protect you," Ms. Newitz said.

Martin H. Malin, a professor of law and director of the Institute for Law and the Workplace at the Chicago-Kent College of Law, said there were only a few exceptions.

"It depends on what the blog is," he said, "what the content is, and whether there's any contractual protection for the employee."

Those who work for the United States Postal Service, for instance, or a local sanitation department may have some special blogging privileges. That is because, depending on the circumstances, the online speech of public employees can be considered "of public concern," and enjoys a measure of protection, Professor Malin explained.

Employees protected under some union contracts may also be shielded from summary dismissal for off-duty activities, at least without some sort of arbitration. "Lifestyle law" trends of the late 1980's and early 90's - sometimes driven by tobacco and alcohol lobbies - created state laws that protected employees from being fired for engaging in legal, off-duty activities, though no one is likely to be fired simply for blogging, but rather for violating some policy or practice in a blog.

And bloggers who are neither supervisors nor managers and who can demonstrate that they are communicating with other workers about "wages, hours or working conditions" may warrant some protection under the National Labor Relations Act, Professor Malin said - even in nonunion enterprises.

None of this, of course, answers the question of where the status of employee ends and that of private citizen begins.

Some companies, like Sun Microsystems, have wrapped both arms around blogging. Sun provides space for employees to blog (blogs.sun.com), and while their darker impulses are presumably kept at bay by the arrangement, there are hundreds of freewheeling and largely unmonitored diaries supported by the company.

Microsoft, too, has benefited from the organic growth of online journaling by celebrity geeks now in its employ, like Robert Scoble, whose frank and uncensored musings about the company have developed a loyal following and given Microsoft some street credibility.

But other companies are seeing a need for formalized blogging policies.

Mark Jen, who was fired from Google in January after just two weeks, having made some ill-advised comments about the company on his blog (Google would not comment on Mr. Jen's dismissal, but confirmed that he no longer works for it), is now busy helping to draft a blogging policy for his new employer, Plaxo, an electronic address book updating service in Mountain View, Calif.

"It was a very quick education for me at Google," Mr. Jen said. "I learned very quickly the complexities of a corporate environment."

With Plaxo's blessing, Mr. Jen is soliciting public comment on the new blogging policy at blog.plaxoed.com.

Most of the points are the kinds of common-sense items that employees would do well to remember, particularly if they plan on identifying themselves as employees in their blogs, or discussing office matters online: don't post material that is obscene, defamatory, profane or libelous, and make sure that you indicate that the opinions expressed are your own.

The policy also encourages employee bloggers to use their real names, rather than attempting anonymity or writing under a pseudonym.

Bad idea, according to the Electronic Frontier Foundation.

Two weeks ago, the group published a tutorial on "how to blog safely," which included tips on avoiding getting fired. Chief among its recommendations: Blog anonymously.

"Basically, we just want to caution people about how easy it is to find them online," Ms. Newitz said, "and that they are not just talking to their friends on their blogs. They're talking to everyone."

But does that means that Mr. Kennedy, a short-timer, a product manager and by no means an executive at Technorati, carries the burden of representing the company into his personal blog?

Technorati's vice president for engineering, Adam Hertz, responded: "It would be antithetical to our corporate values to force Niall to do anything in his blog. It's his blog."

Yet with the spread of the Internet and of blogging, Mr. Hertz said, it would be foolish for companies to not spend some time discussing the art of public communications with their employees, and even train and prepare lower-level staff for these kinds of public relations situations.

That said, Mr. Hertz stressed that the company had no interest in formalizing any complicated policies regarding an employee's activities outside the office.

"I had a high school teacher," he recalled, "who used to say 'I have only two rules: Don't roller-skate in the hallway and don't be a damn fool.' We really value a company where people can think for themselves."

Tom Zeller Jr. reports on both Technology and Business for The Times.

Copyright 2005 The New York Times Company

Sunday, April 17, 2005

My Favorite Dr. J (the other one)

My all-time favorite literature course in college was "The Age of Johnson." What a guy! He was an equal opportunity insulter. Dr. J zeroed on hypocrisy in the North American colonies: "drivers of Negroes." He defined oats as "feed for livestock and Scotsmen." He taught me that you arrive at adulthood when you realize that you are going to die. We need Dr. J today. Dr. Samuel Johnson fought cant at every turn. I shudder to think of his assessment of Dub if Johnson lived in our time. If this is (fair & balanced) lexicography, so be it.


It's tempting to think of a lexicographer in terms of the dictionary he produces, and Johnson's is certainly one of the great philological accomplishments of any literary era. But it's just as interesting to think of what the dictionary does to the man. Johnson says, quite simply, "I applied myself to the perusal of our writers." But reading "our writers" to find the materials for a dictionary is unlike any other kind of reading I can imagine. It would atomize every text, forsake the general sense of a passage for the particular meaning of individual words. It would be like hiking through quicksand, around the world.

Johnson lived in turmoil, and the sense of vigor he so often projected was, if nothing else, a way of keeping order in a world that threatened to disintegrate into disorder every day. And what was the disorder of London to the chaos of the language? "Sounds," he wrote, "are too volatile and subtile for legal restraints; to enchain syllables, and to lash the wind, are equally the undertakings of pride." Johnson published his dictionary not as the conqueror of the language but as the person who knew best how unconquerable it really is.


Verlyn Klinkenborg comes from a family of Iowa farmers and is the author of Making Hay and The Last Fine Time. A member of the editorial board of the New York Times, he has written for The New Yorker, Harper's, Esquire, National Geographic, Mother Jones, and the New York Times Magazine, among others. His essays on rural life are a beloved regular feature in the New York Times. He lives on a small farm in upstate New York.

Copyright © 2005 The New York Times Company

Saturday, April 16, 2005

A Blogger Is Trustworthy, Loyal...Yada Yada Yada

The Scout Law is a code of ethics and now there is a code of ethics for bloggers. If this is (fair & balanced) sanctimony, so be it.


[x CyberJournalist.net]
A BLOGGERS' CODE OF ETHICS

Be Honest and Fair

Bloggers should be honest and fair in gathering, reporting and interpreting information.
Bloggers should:
• Never plagiarize.
• Identify and link to sources whenever feasible. The public is entitled to as much information as possible on sources' reliability.
• Make certain that Weblog entries, quotations, headlines, photos and all other content do not misrepresent. They should not oversimplify or highlight incidents out of context.
• Never distort the content of photos without disclosing what has been changed. Image enhancement is only acceptable for for technical clarity. Label montages and photo illustrations.
• Never publish information they know is inaccurate -- and if publishing questionable information, make it clear it's in doubt.
• Distinguish between advocacy, commentary and factual information. Even advocacy writing and commentary should not misrepresent fact or context.
• Distinguish factual information and commentary from advertising and shun hybrids that blur the lines between the two.

Minimize Harm

Ethical bloggers treat sources and subjects as human beings deserving of respect.
Bloggers should:
• Show compassion for those who may be affected adversely by Weblog content. Use special sensitivity when dealing with children and inexperienced sources or subjects.
• Be sensitive when seeking or using interviews or photographs of those affected by tragedy or grief.
• Recognize that gathering and reporting information may cause harm or discomfort. Pursuit of information is not a license for arrogance.
• Recognize that private people have a greater right to control information about themselves than do public officials and others who seek power, influence or attention. Only an overriding public need can justify intrusion into anyone's privacy.
• Show good taste. Avoid pandering to lurid curiosity.
Be cautious about identifying juvenile suspects, victims of sex crimes and criminal suspects before the formal filing of charges.

Be Accountable

Bloggers should:
• Admit mistakes and correct them promptly.
• Explain each Weblog's mission and invite dialogue with the public over its content and the bloggers' conduct.
• Disclose conflicts of interest, affiliations, activities and personal agendas.
• Deny favored treatment to advertisers and special interests and resist their pressure to influence content. When exceptions are made, disclose them fully to readers.
• Be wary of sources offering information for favors. When accepting such information, disclose the favors.
• Expose unethical practices of other bloggers.
• Abide by the same high standards to which they hold others.

Copyright © 2005 CyberJournalist.net

Garfield, RIP


Wisconsin is no longer the Dairy State, it's the Laughing Stock.
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Copyright © 2005 Steve Kelley and the New Orleans Fishwrap
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Friday, April 15, 2005

Great Minds Work Alike? Kelso Discovers The Wisconsin Cat Hunt Long After (F&B) R&R!

Sigh. John Kelso's column in today's Austin fishwrap was so yesterday. This column on the proposed feral cat hunting season in America's Dairyland was a little late. (Fair & Balanced) Rants & Raves provided two different perspectives on the latest Wisconsin wackiness earlier this week. Kelso, a cat owner (a contradiction in terms?), tries to make funny about the current Big Issue for Cheeseheads. Sorry, Kelso, you're way behind the curve on Wisconsin's feral cats. On fact, the Cheeseheads ought to dump Bucky Badger as an icon and logo. Wisconsin needs Freddy Feral Feline as the state symbol. That way, the Wisconsin faithful could chant at UW athletic events: "F You!" If this is (fair & balanced) blogogoguery, so be it.


[x Austin American-Statesman]
Whole new meaning for cat in a bag
by John Kelso

As the owner of house cats named Oreo, Bitsy and Scooter, I'm not going to sit here and tell you that I'm an advocate of blowing away house cats like they were elk or something.

Still, a proposal in Wisconsin that would allow hunters to bag cats brings up some interesting questions. Such as, if you bag a house cat, should you throw it over the hood of your truck like an eight-point buck?

A proposal approved at the spring hearings of the Wisconsin Conservation Congress, a citizens' advisory group, would let licensed hunters kill free-roaming cats. This would include any domestic cat that isn't under the owner's direct control or isn't wearing a collar.

Tell me this: Have you ever seen a house cat under the owner's direct control that wasn't drugged or in a box?

When it comes to home design, this cat-hunting thing could be problematic. Think of a hunter's den wall that has a deer head mounted on it. Now imagine the wall decorated with a tiny, fuzzy head with a plaque that says "Fluffy."

The good thing about this is that you take three or four deer heads and your wall space is all ate up. But with cats, heck, you could squeeze 50 to 60 heads up there and still have room for a terrier mix.

Not that Wisconsin has legalized dog hunting. Heck, it hasn't even legalized shooting cats yet. Although Wisconsin outdoorsy types supported the idea by a vote of 6,830 to 5,201, it would have to get through the Legislature. And I doubt that will happen.

Still, think of the side products you could come up with if you allowed hunters to shoot, say, a bag limit of 10 cats each fall. Sure, you couldn't have a catskin rug, as with a bear, because a stringer of 10 cats isn't really big enough for a rug.

But you could have cat coasters, cat beer coozies, cat hand warmers, and cat golf club covers. You could even have cat mouse pads, though they would be kind of difficult to operate because the mouse would keep getting stuck in the fur.

Come to think of it, I have prime cat habitat in my garage. I should get me a pith helmet and start up Meow Outfitters for cat safaris.

Think of all the furniture that wouldn't have been clawed to shreds if house cat hunting had been legalized, say, 100 years ago. There's a certain synergy here. The clod who would bag your cat is the same goober who would pick up the couch your cat tore up, if you left it in front of your house on bulky trash pickup day.

There are many details that need to be worked out, though, before we allow hunters to thin the cat herd. Is a thirty-ought-six too big a gun to use on a Siamese? Would it be OK to hunt for cats by using a ball of string, or would that be considered entrapment? Would cat hunters sit all day in cat blinds, with cans of Fancy Feast set out, and wait for cats to come by so they could plug 'em?

If you had a cat stuffed, in what position would it be taxidermied? Backing up to a chair and spraying? And what about catcalls? Would there be a catcall available in sporting goods stores that makes a "Here, Kitty Kitty" sound when you blow into it? And should you wear camo when hunting for cats?

Or would that be overkill?

Copyright © 2005 Austin American-Statesman

First Pitch Trivia

I got this one correct! I wish I was Randy Johnson and I had Dub in the batter's box. Talk about high heat inside! If this is (fair & balanced) gloating, fear, and loathing, so be it.


Hey, Rag Arm! The radar gun won't register below 20mph! Posted by Hello
[x Washington Post]
Politics Trivia
Who was the first president to throw out a first pitch at a Washington Senators game?
A. Calvin Coolidge
B. Warren Harding
C. Theodore Roosevelt
D. William Howard Taft
For the correct answer, go here.

Copyright © 2005 The Washington Post

Thursday, April 14, 2005

Rodolfo (Corky) González, RIP

Corky González was the first Colorado athlete who entered my child's consciousness. Upon graduating from Manual High School in Denver, González literally fought his way out of poverty, winning the 1946 National Amateur Athletic Union bantamweight title. Ring Magazine rated González third among lightweights in the world by the early 1950s and he never got a title shot. He was the first Chicano inducted into the Colorado Sports Hall of Fame. González was called Corky for his ring style: bobbing more than weaving. By the early 1970s, González was one of the Four Horsemen (along with César Chávez, Reis Lopez Tijerina, and José Angel Gutiérrez) of the Chicano Movement. If this is (fair & balanced) speaking truth to power, so be it.


[x LATimes]
Rodolfo 'Corky' Gonzales, 1928-2005

Former boxer became the voice of the barrio

Rodolfo "Corky" Gonzales, 76, a former boxer whose political activism and strident advocacy of "Chicano power" made him a hero to Mexican American youths in the 1960s, died Tuesday at his Denver home, his family said.

As unofficial ideologist for the Chicano Movement, Gonzales led boycotts, student walkouts and demonstrations throughout the Southwest protesting police brutality, inadequate housing, the Vietnam War and what he called the educational neglect of Mexican Americans.

But he might have made his biggest impact as the foremost poet of la generacion de Aztlan, the generation of activists who invoked the mythical Aztec homeland as a symbol of Chicano self-determination and nationalism.

His best known poem, "I Am Joaquin" (Yo soy Joaquin), published in 1967 during a time of urban tumult and youthful idealism, called on Chicano youths to find strength and pride in their culture and history.

It opened with these lines: "I am Joaquin / Lost in a world of confusion,/ Caught up in a world of a gringo society, / Confused by the rule, Scorned by attitudes, / Suppressed by manipulations, And destroyed by modern society."

"Here, finally, was our collective song, and it arrived like thunder crashing down from the heavens," said Juan Felipe Herrera, who holds the Tomas Rivera chair in creative writing at the University of California, Riverside. "Every little barrio newspaper from Albuquerque to Berkeley published it. People slapped mimeographed copies up on walls and telephone poles."

Frustrated with mainstream politics, Gonzales founded the Crusade for Justice, a grass-roots civil rights organization that ran its own school in Denver, Escuela Tlatelolco, and handed out college scholarships to barrio youths.

Copyright © 2005 The Los Angeles Times

Wednesday, April 13, 2005

Update On The Great Wisconsin Cat Hunt

My Wisconsin stringer forwarded this follow up story from the state capital. Big Question: Would Robert M. (Fighting Bob) LaFollette have supported a feral cat hunt? Lord knows that Tailgunner Joe McCarthy would have locked and loaded. Only thing worse than a commie spy is a feral cat. I wonder if Coach Barry Alvarez will go on a cat hunt? What about Senator Russ Feingold? Senator Feingold doesn't like (political) fat cats for sure. If this is (fair & balanced) ailurophobia, so be it.

[X The (Madison) Capital Times]
Cat hunt to face big fight: Monday's vote only a first step
by the Associated Press

A plan to legalize wild cat hunting in Wisconsin passed its first test, but it has a long way to go to become law. Some key officials and cat lovers say they won't let that happen.

State residents at Wisconsin Conservation Congress meetings Monday night voted to allow hunters to kill feral cats at will, just like skunks or gophers - something the Humane Society of the United States called cruel and archaic.

A total of 6,830 people across the state voted yes and 5,201 voted no. Fifty-one counties approved the plan, 20 rejected it, and one had a tie, according to results released Tuesday evening by the Department of Natural Resources. In Dane County, attendees at the Alliant Energy Center session voted against the proposal, 881-388.

In order for the idea to become a law, the Wisconsin Natural Resources Board would have to decide at its May meeting to order the Department of Natural Resources to ask the Legislature to support the change. Lawmakers would have to then pass a bill and get Gov. Jim Doyle to sign it.

Some key Republican legislators are already signaling that the idea is a non-starter.

Sen. Scott Fitzgerald, R-Juneau, co-chairman of the Legislature's powerful Joint Finance Committee, said Tuesday he will "work against any proposed legislation to legalize the shooting of feral cats."

And Sen. Neal Kedzie, chairman of the Natural Resources and Transportation committee, said the issue "is a distraction from the main tasks we have at hand."

"I don't see a whole lot of momentum for it," said Kedzie, R-La Grange. "It's not the responsibility of the DNR to regulate cats."

The congress, a citizens group that advises the Wisconsin DNR, is considered a strong lobby on behalf of the state's hunters, but members were met by a coalition of cat lovers outraged by the plan proposed by Mark Smith, a La Crosse firefighter. Smith had faced death threats - and the clout of several national animal rights groups that denounced his idea.

Smith proposed that the state should classify wild cats as an unprotected species. The proposal defined such cats as those not under the owner's direct control or wandering by itself without a collar and noted that "feral domestic cats killed millions of small mammals, song and game birds" every year.

Smith and supporters argued that the cats were an invasive species that hurt Wisconsin's wildlife. South Dakota and Minnesota both allow wild cats to be shot. Some estimates indicate 2 million wild cats roam Wisconsin. The state says studies show feral cats kill 47 million to 139 million songbirds a year.

Opposition undeterred: Ted O'Donnell, who gathered more than 19,000 signatures in an online petition to oppose the plan said he doesn't plan to give up fighting against the idea.

"I can assure you that the campaign is undeterred and we will still be working tirelessly to defeat this in whatever form it takes," said O'Donnell, who is co-owner of MadCat Pet Supplies in Madison.

Kris Aaron, a dressmaker in Jefferson County who has adopted six cats dumped near her farm, is urging all sides of the debate to reduce the stray cat population by getting more of them spayed and neutered. She is starting a countywide program to trap, neuter and release stray cats.

"If you really care about our songbirds, if you want to see fewer stray, unloved cats, if you don't want to be overrun with rodents, if you don't want to be called pet-killers, let's work together to fix this problem," she said.

At the Monday meetings around the state, animal lovers held pictures of cats, clutched stuffed animals and wore whiskers as they denounced the plan. In the face of such strong opposition, few hunters publicly spoke in favor of the question and instead let their votes speak for themselves.

Even Karen Hale, executive director of the Madison Audubon Society, one of the largest pro-bird groups in the country with 2,500 members, said she voted no. While the cats have reduced the population of birds in the state, she said the question was too controversial.

"The whole issue of possibly hunting them is so controversial and there has been so much misinformation that we really need a lot more discussion on this issue," Hale said. She called for another study looking at the impact of feral cats.

All contents Copyright © 2005, Capital Newspapers. All rights reserved.

Earth To Microsoft: Improve It Or Lose It! (The Word Grammar Checker, That Is.)



[x CHE]
Microsoft Word Grammar Checker Are No Good, Scholar Conclude
By Brock Read

If you've ever used Microsoft Word, chances are you've seen that jagged green line appear beneath something you've written -- scolding you for drafting a fragmented sentence, maybe, or for slipping into the passive voice. That's Microsoft's grammar-checking technology at work.

But how much good does the grammar checker actually do? Precious little, according to Sandeep Krishnamurthy, an associate professor of marketing and e-commerce at the University of Washington. After experimenting with the tool, Mr. Krishnamurthy concluded that it cannot identify many basic grammatical faux pas -- like errors in capitalization, punctuation, and verb tense.

Now he has dedicated himself to chronicling the grammar checker's blind spots, and to persuading Microsoft to improve the tool.

On his Web site (http://faculty.washington.edu/sandeep/check), Mr. Krishnamurthy has posted evidence that he considers damning: a series of examples of poor grammar the software considers passable. One reads: "Marketing are bad for brand big and small. You Know What I am Saying? It is no wondering that advertisings are bad for company in America, Chicago and Germany."

Microsoft officials did not respond to calls for comment. But in a statement released in response to Mr. Krishnamurthy's Web site, the company argued that its grammar checker is a writing aid, not a catchall. "The Word grammar checker is designed to catch the kinds of errors that ordinary users make in normal writing situations," the statement said.

For above-average writers, the software might pick up a grammatical misstep or two, according to Mr. Krishnamurthy, but for subpar writers, the tool is useless.

Mr. Krishnamurthy says many of his students are not native English speakers and often struggle with the written word.

The grammar checker, he argues, impedes their efforts to improve their writing -- by telling them that misconjugated verbs and poorly structured sentences are perfectly fine.

The tool is so pernicious, he says, that Microsoft should either improve it or ditch it. Mr. Krishnamurthy recommends that the software more easily let users choose whether they want only basic guidance or significant editing help. The current software allows users to pick which types of grammatical errors they want identified, but Mr. Krishnamurthy says that system is too complicated for many beginning writers.

Some technical experts say that creating a better grammar checker would be a tall order, but Mr. Krishnamurthy says the program just needs to do a better job of telling writers how to use it. "I've heard some techies say, You're holding us to too high a standard," he says, "but I don't completely buy that."

Brock Read writes about Information Technology for The Chronicle.

Copyright © 2005 by The Chronicle of Higher Education

Tuesday, April 12, 2005

Good Thing Garfield Doesn't Hail From Wisconsin!

The other day, I overheard some good ol' boys here in the Texas hills talking about hunting turkeys over the past weekend. I asked about a second season on turkeys and one of them said, "O yeah. Gobblers only; hens are off-limits." I replied, "What kind of call do you use?" The GOB (good ol' boy) replied, "It makes the sound of a mating hen." The gobblers hear the sound of a mating hen and go into strut and the GOBs open fire with their shotguns. Flash forward to the Dairy State. Wisconsin GOBs are going to be calling "Here, Kitty, Kitty." When the feral cat shows itself, ka-boom! The only good cat is a dead cat in Wisconsin. Think of the possibilities for hunting trophies! Felix the Cat on a litter box. Tom (without Jerry) at the scratching post. Fritz (the X-rated) Cat marking his territory. Puss (without the boots) doing what cats love to do with one another. What Wisconsin den should be without one of these trophies? If this is (fair & balanced) zoophobia, so be it.


[x LATimes]
Wisconsin May Take a Shot at Eliminating Stray Cats
By P.J. Huffstutter Times Staff Writer

MADISON, Wis. — The fight over stray cats here has turned downright feral. Hunters and feline lovers hissed at each other across the state Monday night as they participated in an advisory vote to decide whether to make stray domestic cats an unprotected species — and potentially allow the public to hunt and shoot them.

The debate began earlier this year after Mark Smith, a La Crosse firefighter and hunter, told officials with the Wisconsin Conservation Congress that he was upset with cats that had camped under the bird feeder outside his home.

He proposed that farmers, hunters and other residents be allowed to kill domestic strays to control their population — as long as the method of killing the animal did not break any existing laws.

Shooting a stray cat in the city, for instance, would be illegal — but doing so in rural areas could be acceptable.

The Conservation Congress is an elected group that advises the state Department of Natural Resources and state legislators on environmental and resource issues.

Since his proposal, the fight has turned catty.

Death threats reportedly have been made against Smith and Stanley A. Temple, a scientist whose research has reported that stray cats in Wisconsin are a problem for grassland birds.

"This whole thing has become insane," said Temple, a professor of wildlife ecology at the University of Wisconsin-Madison. "The police have had to be called in about this."

Smith could not be reached for comment.

At a rally in Madison on Monday, scores of cat fans gathered around protest signs. Some featured photographs of kittens and pleas written in blood-red ink: "Please don't kill me!"

At least a thousand men and women — some in camouflage shirts and hunter-orange ball caps, others with "Free the Cats!" T-shirts — crammed into chairs and squeezed onto the carpet inside a meeting hall at the Alliant Energy Center.

For more than an hour, the residents debated. Some people were so upset, they cried. Others left in disgust. Jim White, a hunter from Belleville, Wis., was simply flabbergasted.

"People shoot cats. It's just the way things are out here," said White, who attended the meeting wearing a T-shirt that read "I do what the voices in my tree stand tell me to do."

"Why is this coming as a surprise?" White asked.

Nearby, Carolyn Pagel fiddled with the fabric cat ears perched on the top of her head and listened in horror.

"We're talking about cats," said Pagel, 28. "They purr. They want love. How can you possibly want to hunt a kitty?"

Officials said they were prepared for tens of thousands of people to turn out for the advisory meetings, which were held in each of the state's 72 counties Monday night. The soonest the ballots are expected to be tallied is today.

If voters side with the proposal to kill the cats, it would still require the approval of the state Natural Resources Board and state legislators.

How the state would classify such cats remains unclear. If categorized as a public nuisance, no small-game license would be needed to hunt them.

If ruled as wild animals — such as skunks and opossums — hunters would need to obtain authorization or a license before shooting or otherwise killing the cats.

"I just can't imagine the state allowing an official cat-hunting season, but the state needs to do something about this," said Burt Bushke, a hunter from Mayville and a coordinator for the nonprofit bird conservation group, Wings Over Wisconsin. "Realistically, feral cats are a problem."

State officials point to studies that estimate there are more than a million feral cats — those not under an owner's direct control or that don't have an identifying collar — in Wisconsin.

Some of this data come from Temple who, while studying the habits of wild birds in Wisconsin in the 1990s, said he found that some bird populations were beginning to slump.

"One of the things we couldn't help but notice was there were a lot of cats out in the rural grasslands," Temple said.

Over time, the team began studying cat droppings, along with capturing stray cats to study what they had eaten and attaching radio transmitters to track their movements.

The project — which Temple said was partly funded by the U.S. Department of Agriculture — resulted in a published paper that reported there could be as many as 1.4 million "free-range" cats in Wisconsin. State officials estimate that a minimum of 47 million songbirds are killed because of such cats each year.

Animal rights groups say Temple's project and the state's findings are flawed, and that dwindling habitat caused by development has become a bigger problem for the birds than cats.

They also add that pet owners make the situation worse by not neutering or spaying their animals, or by abandoning their unwanted cats in the countryside.

"Dealing with the population this way would be inhumane," said Ted O'Donnell, a Madison area pet-store owner who has organized the "Don't Shoot the Cat" grass-roots effort. "There are other ways to deal with a population boom than with a gun."

Not since 2000, when there was a push to create a hunting season for mourning doves, has there been such brouhaha over the killing of a particular animal.

At the time, hunters and animal rights activists clashed over the issue, which quickly shifted from a cultural debate to a political battle: Then-state Rep. DuWayne Johnsrud of Eastman held a dove-tasting lunch to promote his support of such hunts.

The first official mourning dove hunt, in which an estimated 24,000 hunters took part, was held in September 2003. The legal challenges ended in April 2004, when the Wisconsin Supreme Court unanimously upheld the hunting policy.


Copyright © 2005 Los Angeles Times

Monday, April 11, 2005

Ring Around The Collar

Here in Geezerville, where I live, there are two (2) nice golf courses that compare favorably with both country club courses in Amarillo, the country club course in Midland, and a country club course in Alpharetta (GA). I am dropping names here, but in my brief fling with the game of golf, I have played at my share of places that take the game seriously. The Geezerville golf courses, like the fancy places I have played, have a dress code. To wit: Proper golf apparel is required. Shirts with collars must be worn by men at all times.... Yada, yada, yada.



-Sun City Texas Community Directory, p. 19.

Now the Augusta National Club where the Master's Golf Tournament is played is far more restrictive than ANY country club or public golf course in Texas. I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw Eldrick (Tiger) Woods playing the final round of the tournament in a collarless T-shirt! Full disclosure: I was reprimanded by one of the underlings on the golf course staff here in Geezerville when I showed up for a short iron clinic in a long-sleeved T-shirt. However, if a collarless shirt is good enough for Eldrick Woods at Augusta National, where the hell do the wannabes in Geezerville get off? If this is (fair & balanced) heat under the collar, so be it.



Where is Tiger's shirt collar; doesn't Augusta National have a dress code? Posted by Hello

Sunday, April 10, 2005

Give 'Em Hell, DU, Give 'Em Hell!



In my time at the University of Denver, the school was a powerhouse in men's hockey (and men's skiing). Last night, the Denver Pioneers won a second-straight NCAA Division I Men's Hockey Championship. The beginnings of Pioneer hockey started with a Canadian named Murray Armstrong who mined the talent-rich junior hockey program in Canada and brought a stream of talented players who earned degrees while playing at the University of Denver. My favorite player was Marshall Johnston from rural Saskatchewan who — like me — was a history major. Marshall and I took several classes together. Later, he returned to Canada and played on and later coached the Canadian Olympic team. Marshall was a gifted center and a magical passer providing assists for shots on goal. Even though the NHL is on hiatus due to a owners' lockout, Marshall Johnston is the GM of the Ottawa Senators in the NHL. If this is (fair & balanced) jock-sniffing, so be it.

Listen to the fight song!



D-Rah

E-Rah

N-Rah

VER - Boom

Denver, our Denver, We sing to thee

Fairest of Colleges

Give her three times three

Rah Rah Rah

Long may we cherish her

Faithful and true

University of Denver

For me & you.



1956
Murray Armstrong begins 2l-year run as hockey coach.

1957


1958
DU wins share of Western Intercollegiate Hockey League championship.
Pioneers defeat North Dakota 6-2 for first NCAA hockey title.
Ed Zemrau named first-team hockey All-American.

1959


1960
Pioneers win WCHA regular-season title.
DU defeats Colorado College 6-1, captures WCHA playoff crown.
DU upends Michigan Tech 5-3 for second NCAA hockey championship.
Murray Armstrong wins WCHA Coach of the Year and Spencer Penrose Award honoring NCAA Division I coach of the year.
Three hockey players - Bill Masterton, George Konik and Marty Howe - named first-team All-Americans.

1961
Denver wins second straight WCHA regular season championship.
DU wins second straight WCHA playoff title by Defeating Michigan Tech.
Pioneers win second straight NCAA championship by handing St. Lawrence a 12-21oss.
Five hockey players - Bill Masterton, Jerry Walker, Grant Munro, George Kirkwood and Marty Howe - receive first-team AII-American honors.

1962

1963
Denver captures WCHA regular season title.
DU wins WCHA playoff title with 5-4 overtime win vs. North Dakota.
North Dakota upends Pioneers 6-5 in NCAA hockey championship game.
Bill Staub honored as a hockey first-team All-American.



Pioneers Repeat As NCAA Champions
By Todd D. Milewski/Western Collegiate Hockey Association Correspondent
April 9, 2005

Denver becomes the seventh team to earn two straight titles with a solid 44-save performance in goal from freshman Peter Mannino.

COLUMBUS, Ohio -- It has been a stretch to compare last season's Denver team to this one because their travels have been so vastly different.

One team took the long way, going through a series of trials that would have made many groups crumble. The next took what appeared, in comparison, to be the easy route, with only a few bumps between start and finish.

Different means, same result.

Freshman Paul Stastny scored twice, giving the Pioneers the lead in the second period and then supplementing it in the third as they defeated North Dakota 4-1 Saturday at Value City Arena.

It was Denver's seventh national championship, tying the Sioux for the second-highest total, and the Pioneers became the seventh team to earn two straight titles with a solid 44-save performance in goal from freshman Peter Mannino, the Frozen Four Most Outstanding Player. The Pioneers finished the season on a nine-game winning streak.

A year ago, Denver was a team in peril at midseason before pulling everything together on a championship run down the stretch. This season, there were no collapses, no major issues for the NCAA champs, who became the first team in three seasons to win it all with 30 wins or more.

Their Frozen Four success came first at the expense of rival Colorado College in the semifinals, then against a North Dakota team that was looking to complete an up-and-down season that mirrored Denver's of a year ago.

Travis Zajac scored his third goal of the Frozen Four for the Sioux (25-15-5), who outshot the Pioneers 45-24 but couldn't claim their eighth national title.

Two days after going 6-of-12 on the power play, Denver was 2-of-6 with the man advantage

Denver (32-9-2) ran its winning streak over North Dakota to five games, including all four this season.

Pioneers coach George Gwozdecky won his 400th career game against North Dakota in the WCHA Final Five semifinals on March 18, but opted to put off any celebration, hoping he'd be able to fete victory No. 405 a few weeks later.

Saturday night, his hopes materialized, thanks in large part to a goaltender in whom he placed his faith at a critical time.

Mannino, making his first back-to-back starts of the season, stood tall all night, making the routine saves and a handful of challenging ones.

With the game tied at 1 in the first period, North Dakota's Erik Fabian thought he had a tiebreaking goal on a third chance from close range when he lifted a shot from near the goal line on the right side that Mannino gloved, apparently just before it crossed the goal line. The play was reviewed but referee Steve Piotrowski eventually signaled no goal.

Mannino then made another key save with just under four minutes left, getting his pads down just fast enough to stop a Colby Genoway redirection of a Rory McMahon centering pass.

In the second period, Mannino had stops on a Rastislav Spirko redirection attempt off a pass and stopped Chris Porter's shot on a partial breakaway. He got a glove on a Nick Fuher power-play slapshot from the top of the zone in the third, then denied Mike Prpich on a shorthanded breakaway.

All that made Stastny's 16th goal of the season, 10 minutes, 8 seconds into the second period, stand up. Denver's Kevin Ulanski fired a power-play shot from the right boards into traffic in front, where it hit Stastny, who was fighting for position with North Dakota defenseman Matt Smaby, and deflected into the net.

Stastny added a power-play goal in the third period, leaning into a shot from the right circle. Gabe Gauthier slid a puck into an empty net with 36.9 seconds remaining to seal the deal.

The game's first three goals, including Stastny's first of the night, came on deflections. Ulanski and Zajac scored less than four minutes apart in the first period.

Ulanski's 12th goal of the season put the Pioneers ahead 6:15 into the game. Gabe Gauthier rushed up the middle and left the puck for Ulanski, who was pushed out to the left by the Sioux defense. But Ulanski threaded a pass into the crease and it went off Smaby's skate and into the net.

North Dakota got even on its first power play, 57 seconds after a high sticking call to Denver defenseman Andrew Thomas, with Zajac redirecting a Nick Fuher shot from high in the zone through his legs and then those of Mannino.

The Sioux, who fell to 7-5 in national championship games, held an advantage in shots on goal most of the night, and UND goaltender Jordan Parise, who entered the game on a 12-game unbeaten streak, made 20 saves.

But Mannino was the show in goal Saturday, winning the battle of the young goaltenders. The 20-year-old had allowed only four goals in his last five games entering the championship, and showed poise under pressure.

He wasn't around last season when the Pioneers won their first national championship in 34 years. No worries: He helped bring all the memories back again for everyone else Saturday night.

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