My best friend here in Geezerville sent me one of the those e-mails that have been forwarded a gazillion times. Normally (What's normal in this blog?), I hit delete after reading a few or delete without opening. This time, I read all the way to the end. Since the demographic revolution is upon us — i.e., more geezers than ever before in our history — this blog performs a public service. Below is what passes for humor in Geezerville. If this is (fair & balanced) jocularity, so be it.
Q: When is a retiree's bedtime?
A: Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
Q: How many retirees to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but it might take all day.
Q: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
A: There is not enough time to get everything done.
Q: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
A: The term comes with a 10% percent discount.
Q: Among retirees what is considered formal attire?
A: Tied shoes.
Q: Why do retirees count pennies?
A: They are the only ones who have the time.
Q: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire?
A: NUTS!
Q: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic, or garage?
A: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.
Q: What do retirees call a long lunch?
A: Normal.
Q: What is the best way to describe retirement?
A: The never ending Coffee Break.
Q: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?
A: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.
Q: Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work, but misses the people he used to work with?
A: He is too polite to tell the whole truth.
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