Friday, July 18, 2008

Quit Whinin' So I Can hear This Song!

E.T. (aka Former Senator Phil Gramm, R-TX) is The Geezer's former economic advisor. E.T. is vice chairman of UBS Warburg, a Swiss banking and financial services giant. UBS is currently the focus of a DOJ investigation into money laundering via offshore banking enterprises. Of course, E.T. is diversified: the former senator has invested in soft-core porn films: "Beauty Queens" (pageant judges having sex with contestants) and "White House Madness" (with a crazed Nixonian president wandering around the White House in the nude). Gramm's effort to participate in the financing of "Truck Stop Women" was undone by poor timing: the producers already had enough money raised by the time Gramm offered them his check for $15K. Which version of E.T. is more disgusting? The tough-minded econ prof scolding all of us for being whiners? Or, the sleazeball slumlord financing skin flicks? Has The Geezer seen "Truck Stop Women"? Perhaps E.T. told The Geezer the "joke" about the woman who was raped by an ape. If this is (fair & balanced) bat guano politics, so be it.

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"Bearish"
Marcy Shaffer's Parody Of "Cherish" (Words And Music By Terry Kirkman)



[Rick Logan - Lead Vocal; Background Vocals
Greg Hilfman - Music Director

The co-producers of VERSUS wrote:

So many wrongs. So little time.

Thus the genesis of VERSUS. Born of the conviction that musical parody is mightier than PowerPoint, VERSUS is an equal opportunity skewer-er of the ruthless, the truthless, the reckless, the feckless.

VERSUS parodies are written by Marcy Shaffer, whose professional writing experience includes television, film, lyrics, verse and … musical parody. The parody lyrics on the page become the audio of VERSUS courtesy of some of the best musical talent in the business.

VERSUS is co-produced by Russ Meyer, a private equity veteran whose industry expertise includes financial services as well as entertainment.]

℗ © 2006, 2007 RMSWorks LLC. Lyrics © 2005, 2006, 2007 RMSWorks LLC.


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