The Dubster's Presidential Libary (His Pronunciation): All Rooms, No Books!

This blog's Upper Midwest correspondent, Tom Terrific, forwarded an e-joke that was LOL funny. In fact, this blog has an affinity for any mockery of The Dubster. If this is a (fair & balanced) archive of nonsense, so be it.

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The Dubster's Libary
Forwarded By Tom Terrific

The George W Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages.

The Library will include the following 15 venues and a search tool:

1. The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.


2. The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember anything.


3. The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to show up.


4. The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.


5. The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.


6. The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find.


7. The National Debt Room, which is huge and has no ceiling.


8. The 'Tax Cut' Room, with entry only to the wealthy.


9. The 'Economy Room,' which is in the toilet.


10. The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they make you to go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tour.


11. The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with shotgun gallery.


12. The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty.


13. The Supremes Gift Shop, where you can buy an election.


14. The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators.


15. The 'Decider Room' complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija board, dice, coins, and straws.

The museum will also have an electron microscope to help you locate the President's accomplishments.

[Tom Terrific is a retired history educator in Cheeseland with a fondness for the Forward-option in Yahoo Mail.]

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