If You're Ridin' To The River, Take Douglas Moran Along For The Ride

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Random Blather: At Last, Straight Talk
By Douglas Moran

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One of my recurring (non-sexual) fantasies is that the inside-the-beltway folks will be forced, all of them, to be fisked in person. And the designated fisker cannot be denied; he will get to hammer on Sen. Inhofe about global warming; Justic Scalia about his moronic Bush v. Gore decision; Bush about why he really invaded Iraq, and so on.

(I have more violent fantasies involving torture and the Bush regime, but I'm not going to go there.)

Barring that, I've often wondered why Democrats didn't just state and/or do the obvious about the Republicans obvious manure. You know: "Your way didn't work, raised the deficit and the debt, and crushed the economy. Why should we listen to you?" Or even better: "You want to filibuster? Go for it! Let's see how long you last, Cornyn, you weenie!"

Well, I guess the President feels sort of the same way. Sounds like he's tired of all the Republican manure as well:

• "Are these folks serious? Is it any wonder that we haven't had a real energy policy in this country?"


• "[Republican proposals are] rooted in the idea that tax cuts alone can solve all our problems; that government doesn't have a role to play; that half-measures and tinkering are somehow enough; that we can afford to ignore our most fundamental economic challenges — the crushing cost of health care, the inadequate state of so many of our schools, our dangerous dependence on foreign oil. So let me be clear: Those ideas have been tested, and they have failed. They've taken us from surpluses to an annual deficit of over a trillion dollars, and they've brought our economy to a halt. And that's precisely what the election we just had was all about. The American people have rendered their judgment."


• "I won."

It's like a shot of oxygen in a smoky room, isn't it?

This is such a simple thing to do, and I have been wondering since the election of 2006 why the Democrats haven't done it. It's not like calling a spade a spade takes any kind of special skill.

So maybe this is what Obama meant when he was talking about changing the tone in Washington; he's going to try to cut through the usual governmental triple-speak and talk straight. Let's hope he keeps it up, because in the face of Republican lies, smoke-screens, ad-hominem attacks, and wild accusations, light, truth, and straight talk can be powerful weapons. ♥

[From his blog profile, we learn that Douglas Moran made his way to Austin, TX via Connecticut, New Hampshire, Long Island, northern Virginia, and Santa Cruz, CA. Armed with a computer science degree in his hot little hands and a modicum of writing ability, Moran somehow fell into a career as a technical writer in the computer biz, which allows him to work from his current home in Austin, TX.]

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