'Tis a pity that the Dumbo in today's Tom Tomorrow 'toon didn't experience a cerebral hemorrhage ("stroke"). According to the Great Wikipedia, the risk factors for a "stroke" fit the Dumbo profile:
Hypertension (High Blood Pressure)
Diabetes (Unhealthy Body Weight)
Menopause (True Republican Women)
Current cigarette smoking (Cough Cough)
Alcoholic drinks (2 or more/day).
And, of course, the POTUS 44 is a major cause of Dumbo frothing at the mouth. What a wonderful world it would be if all Dumbos who froth at the mouth were to be rendered speechless by a cerebral hemorrhage. If this is a (fair & balanced) fantasy, so be it.
[x Salon]
"This Modern World — All Those Poor Pelicans!"
By Tom Tomorrow (Dan Perkins)
[Dan Perkins is an editorial cartoonist better known by the pen name "Tom Tomorrow". His weekly comic strip, "This Modern World," which comments on current events from a strong liberal perspective, appears regularly in approximately 150 papers across the U.S., as well as on Salon and Working for Change. The strip debuted in 1990 in SF Weekly.
Perkins, a long time resident of Brooklyn, New York, currently lives in Connecticut. He received the Robert F. Kennedy Award for Excellence in Journalism in both 1998 and 2002.
When he is not working on projects related to his comic strip, Perkins writes a daily political weblog, also entitled "This Modern World," which he began in December 2001.]
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