Handy Andy Borowitz Resolves The Probable 2020 Election Result — The Dems (And Dose) Cannot Muster A Candidate Who Is A Malignant Narcissist, Lacks Impulse Control, Or is A Raging Paranoiac — Quod Erat Demonstrandum (QED): The Dems Will Be Losers In November 2020

Today, on July 1, 2019, today's blog post is short'n sweetly funny after yesterday's post that went into great detail about the evolution of Russo-US relations since 1989. That Andy Borowitz makes short work of the Dems (and Dose) Debate-a-palooza on two nights, Wednesday, June 26 and Thursday, June 27 featuring 10 different yammering Dems on each of the two evenings There is one inarguable conclusion: none of the aspirant Dems showed symptoms of "malignant narcissism, impulse-control deficit, or rampant paranoia." This gave Borowitz the opportunity to mock the 45.9% of the US electorate who voted to elevate the LK (Lyin' King) to the Oval Office — several of the 45.9% were quoted as finding the Dems wanting because none of them betrayed a symptom of a personality disorder. If this is (fair & balanced) proof that the US is flying over the cuckoo's nest ins 2019, so be it.

[x The New Yorker]
Debate Viewers Struggle With Concept Of President Without Glaring Personality Disorder
By Andrew (Andy) Borowitz


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Millions of viewers of a televised debate Wednesday night found themselves struggling with the notion of a President with no visible personality disorder.

In interviews across the country, viewers said that they were having difficulty imagining a President who does not display flagrant signs of malignant narcissism, impulse-control deficit, or rampant paranoia.

“I kept trying to picture whether any of these people would be capable of insulting another country on Twitter to compensate for his or her own pathological sense of inadequacy,” Harland Dorrinson, who lives in Akron, Ohio, said. “None of them showed me that they have what it takes to do that.”

“A President should be ready, at a moment’s notice, to ridicule another person’s face,” Carol Foyler, of Nashville, said. “I didn’t see one person on that stage who seemed up to that task.”

Tracy Klugian, who lives in San Diego, said he was taken aback by the candidates showing off their language proficiency. “Every one of them was fluent in English,” he said. “For a President, that would be jarring.” ###

[Andrew (Andy) Borowitz is the creator the Borowitz Report, a Web site that is a lot funnier than the stuff posted by Matt Drudge and his ilk. Borowitz is a comedian and writer whose work appears regularly in The New Yorker. He is the first winner of the National Press Club's humor award and has won seven Dot-Comedy Awards for his web site. His most recent book (and Amazon's Best Kindle Single of the Year) is An Unexpected Twist (2012). Borowitz received a BA, magna cum laude (English) from Harvard University (MA).]

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